songs poems and political musings, trumpmas, dada, drumpf, the 40 days of trumpmas, trump, election
well everything donald says is fantasy so ill join in too
i had a blog on daily kos in 2016 the year of the 1st trumpocalypse and it was taken down by the publisher for not being pc enough - maybe this will be different
trumpty dumpty - a grim election tale
in calexico where kubla don,
a stately border wall decreed,
in az new mex and texas too,
where security is in need,
trumpety dumpty will build a great wall,
like all things of donald it will not be small,
bigger greater too than china’s,
or the one torn down by regan (ronald),
with a beautiful gate to keep them out,
thats whats decreed by donald,
with trump towers all along it,
1 - 2 3 - 4 5 - 6 or seven,
and turrets high atop - machine guns too,
to escort those lost -- to heaven,
theyll bigly come by droves,
on foot on horseback - carrying ladders,
and mexico will pay for it,
thats all that really matters,
it will keep out the wetbacks,
and mohammedans too,
but something there is that doesnt love it,
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this is a song i first tried to write a long time ago and feel that its appropriate to publish now...
the christmas song 2020 (like nat king cole sang it)
reindeer roasting on an open fire
elves just looking to get paid
santa got hit by recession this year
there werent many toys on christmas day ... everybody knows
boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help keep the fireplace bright
we burned a dresser and an ottoman
as children huddled closer this cold night
(they know that santas been laid off
and he and mrs clause have caught a nasty cough
but with his rising healthcare cost
it seems his battle with blue cross is all but lost)
they know that santa struggled too
he did as much as any jolly elf could do
but he got laid off at the mall
and he wont be decking anybodys halls ... with
boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help to keep the fireplace bright
and every mothers child is gonna try
to see if reindeer tastes better baked or fried
and now kriss kringles gone away
forclosure signs are in his yard and his driveway
and all the elves have been laid off
their jobs are now in taiwan and bangkok, ... and china
i sing this song without expecting praise
from those just trying to survive
if we make it through new years its a miracle
and another year we have to keep alive
new dawn new day new year new life new deal
(in the mood of 'new york, new york' thanks to
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Fred Ebb, John Kander, and nina simone) |
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joes not biden his time,
cleaning out the white house,
with harris the harrier gettin rid of the germs
and a big orange louse,
hope they put him away,
in an orange padded cell,
where he can tweet at the hundred thousand souls that he sent to hell,
and forever he can stew and rant and rage and let out a squeal,
new dawn new day new year new life new deal,
were almost rid,
of the blight we've endured,
for the past 4 years now what ails us has a chance of being cured,
put joltin joe up against corona and he'll knock it out,
while that creepy orange oligarch in his cell will just pout,
new dawn new day new year new life no doubt,
were tired of waking up in a country that does'nt sleep,
worrying about him pressing the button,
so lets just throw him on the heap,
and keep spreading the news,
he'll be gone real soon,
we wont have to have any more part of that orange baboon,
new dawn new day new year new life new tune