dada drumpf's posthistoric cabinet of prehistoric predators

 

 

in his post-factual post-reality post-historic (because america as history knows it will be gone) cabinet of prehistoric predators drumpf has chosen a true rogues gallery:

 

Rinchenia Probactrosaurus -- Chief Of Staff

Steven K. Bagaceratops -- Chief Strategist And Senior Counsel 

Donald Magyarosaurus -- White House Counsel
Exxonnosaurus Rex -- Secretary of State
Senator Jeff Secernosaurus -- Attorney General 
Gen. James Muttaburrasaurus -- Secretary Of Defense 
Gen. John Kentrosaurus -- Secretary Of Homeland Security

steven Mononykus -- Secretary of the Treasury

Andy Pantydraco -- Secretary of Labor
Wilbur Rhoetosaurus -- Secretary of Commerce
Cathy McMorris Riojasaurus -- Secretary of the Interior
Rick Pterodactyl -- Secretary Of Ooops(Energy)
Nemicolopterus crypticus -- Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Lt. Gen. Microraptor Flynn -- National Security Advisor 
Kritosaurus McFarland -- Deputy National Security Advisor

Mike Podokesaurus -- CIA Director
Governor Nikki Haplocanthosaurus -- U.S. Ambassador To The United Nations 
Betsy Diplodocus -- Secretary of Education
Tom pliosaur -- Secretary of Health and Human Services
Elaine Chindesaurus -- Secretary of Transportation
Scott Proceratosaurus -- Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency
Seismosaurus Verma -- Administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services

we have only to expect a mass extinction - of us! - with proportions yet to be imagined