dadadrumpf's bottom line

 

 dadadrumpf's bottom line (auld lang syne)

 

dadadrumpf's bottom line (auld lang syne)

 

as golden towers rust and fade

and blonde returns to grey

americans despite our sins

remember better days

 

should old elections be forgot

and never brought to mind

america once proud and strong

is just drumpf's bottom line

 

it's just drumpf's bottom line my friend 

we're just drumpf's bottom line

america once proud and strong

is just drumpf's bottom line

 

For just drumpf's bottom line, my dear,

for just drumpf's bottom line,

we'll take a cup of hemlock yet,

for just drumpf's bottom line.

 

We who have run about the slopes,

and picked the daisies fine;

remember our once peaceful land,

before drumpf's bottom line

 

it's just drumpf's bottom line my friend 

we're just drumpf's bottom line

america once proud and strong

is just drumpf's bottom line

 

We who have paddled our clear stream,

from morning sun till dine;

But now pollution broad has roared

since just drumpf's bottom line

 

it's just drumpf's bottom line my friend 

we're just drumpf's bottom line

america once proud and strong

is just drumpf's bottom line

 

And there’s a hand my trusty friend!

And give me a hand o’ thine!

And we’ll take a right good-will draught,

forgetting drumpf's bottom line

 

it's just drumpf's bottom line my friend 

we're just drumpf's bottom line

america once proud and strong

is just drumpf's bottom line

Auld Lang Syne with Sing Along Lyrics | Happy New Year Song

trumps pentagon in fog of war makes new boat strikes

 

 a 36 foot catamaran was blown out of the water and all aboard killed offshore of rehoboth beach delaware as pentagon makes statment that all aboard were members of biden led state sponsored domestic and international terrorist smuggling group tren de amtrack

the 40 days of trumpmas - a surreal serial poem

  

Remember, remember! The fifth of trumpvember

 the 40 days of trumpmas - a serial poem

 

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

 

in 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

 

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

 

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

 

our days are down to just 36,

before our problems the don will fix,

he will on day one do what hes said - true,

he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

 

on the 35th day of trumpmas

yes just seven weeks remain!

will the polls and tallies deliver us

donald with his golden mane?

 

34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,

though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,

he wouldnt defend his master's string pulling,

to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?

 

just 33 days till the macho tornado,

unless its blown away by hurricane machado,

with women and voters he has so much to loose.

keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)

 

32 days and we’ve been hit by the big blowhard,

donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)

this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment

but if you want a job you could be donald’s campaign manager (unless youre a jew)

 

31 days, just a month, remains;

will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?

or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;

when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!

 

election comes this time (in 30 days) each 4 years,

time for praise and tears and fears;

as polls will open in many states,

vote early, please dont vote late!

 

down to 29, just a leap february,

and theres still the donald quite

contrary;

donald donald, how does your garden grow?

quoth the master debater, "with pretty maids groped in a row"

 

just 28 days - later or soon,

and the zombies will rise, led by the big goon;

unless everyone gets a reality inoculation,

i might have to move to canada for a well deserved vacation; 

 

now just 27, less than 4 weeks,

no time for you to say 'yikes!' or 'eeeks!'

obama wants to go to mars and colonize it for man,

lets send trump tomorrow! and colonize it for orangutan!

 

26 days are all that remain,

will our democracy and economy go down the drain?

if we all keep listening to the blustering oaf,

will he give jobs and prosperity? - or just half a loaf

 

25 days - will more women speak?,

of the antics of donald who the presidency seeks,

dating 14 year old girls or groping their mothers,

how did the gop pick him over the others?,

 

24 days - were down to two dozen,

the next woman who speaks just might be your cousin,

or mother or sister, aunt, niece, even daughter,

describing the circumstance in which donald caught her,

 

23 days left and trump doesnt yet have as many accusers,

as cosby, but he assures us that they are all really losers,

sent by bankers or hillary with secret agendas,

to disrupt our election of him - our defender!,

 

22 days and we know charity begins at home,

but donalds attention is so prone to roam,

his gift that disappeared to 911 survivors from his foundation?,

oops! maybe donald spent it on a vacation,

 

21 days and trump says the election may be rig-ly,

if hes not the winner and his total's not big-ly,

tremendously higher than hillary gets,

he warns his supporters may all lose their wits,

 

20 days left and while george zimmerman still walks free,

the man who shot at HIM got 20 years - while trayvon got eternity,

trump wants us to support our cops and maintain law and order,

he'll put all the inner city dwellers in jail, and send the immigrant criminals far across the border,

 

19 days left till we all go to pretend,

to elect someone to lead us, as if on it our lives depend,

but wise man, donald trump, already really knows,

who we really voted for - a wolf in president's clothes?,

 

18 days and we bad hombres demand a rebate,

on the ill feelings left since the comments of one candidate,

the debaters have met in their final grudge match,

but only donald can say from whose hands victory will be snatched,

 

17 days and our government is corrupt with quid pro quo,

did you take latin at wharton? is that how you know?,

donald wants us to fire at them all - the bureaucrats lined up in rows,

and believe me, corruption is a subject. that donald really knows,

 

16 days - lets set term limits on all our office holders,

and put all our women in binders - or maybe in folders,

donalds endless complaints are becoming a sour whine,

have a little cheese with that, from wisconsin, where 

hillary's doing fine,

 

15 days and on stocking covered thighs did linger,

two miniature hands with two thumbs and eight tiny fingers,

they belonged to the donald who believed that he owned,

any thing that he wanted - or anyone he got alone,

 

14 days yes only two weeks,

till the duke of orange assends to the throne he seeks?,

to rule all americans, the strong and the weak?,

and dominate the globe with power that's peak?,

 

the 13th day to go - does that seem unlucky?,

not for donald whos lately been appearing quite plucky,

claiming media, polls, and parties are against him,

and rallying his multitudes with wit waxing dim,

 

on the 12th day of trumpmas donald awoke with a jerk,

promptly fired his latest campaign manager (who considered that a perk),

if youre "AAAfroAAAmurikan" and unemployed i can put you to work,

barked donald the businessman from behind his sly smirk,

 

it's the 11th and engineer casey trump is in the caboose,

i hear some of you saying oh no! what's the use,

our campaign will probably just go off the tracks,

but donald says its ok - cause he's got "the blacks",

 

just ten days left yes only one-zero,

til donald is hoping that he'll be your hero,

as new hillary emails come under investigation,

donald hopes to rename camp david to camp donald for

his vacations,

 

like a cat has nine lives we're left with only 9 days,

till we're subject to donald? and his old wicked ways,

on foreign affairs he says he'll save us from isis,

but his domestic affairs are misogyny and crisis,

 

our days are numbered - yes only eight,

till once again we make america great,

by getting rid of candidates who have nothing to add,

goodbye donald you wont make america sad,

 

just one week to go - its day minus seven,

till america's lifted above - to trumpty dump heaven?,

where for rich folks like donald opportunity abounds,

and we keep the working poor with a wall that surrounds,

 

how the time it does fly its already day 6,

till americans problems the donald will fix,

his solutions begin on trumpday number one,

dont you like them? they'll come at the barrel of a gun,

 

Five days to go, baby, One in five,

No one here gets out alive, now,

david dukes not opposed to all jews,

he backs trump - who are you going to choose?,

 

only 4 days left till the armaged-don,

he'll seize power by the horns once he has won,

and donnie will be what he longs for - a winner,

using the FBI to wreak havoc on hillary the sinner,

 

only three left, just a triad of days,

and the donald his supporters continues to amaze,

with hoopla and folderoll made up in his head,

his winning temperament will leave us all dead,

 

just a pair of days - 2 - till trump paradise,

since these words you're reading please heed my advice,

the creatures that surround us are beginning to bite,

'blacks for trump' fear the Illuminati so lets turn out their light,

 

just a single day left till our thanksgiving,

deliver us from donald and preserve the living,

forget sanity and disgard your misgivings,

but pray hard to your gods that they'll be forgiving,

since we've got the nukes why can't we use'em?,

on the road to 2016 why couldn't we lose HIM?,

 

and trumpmas now has finally come,

the tallies will count up to a winning sum,

unless the earth is struck soon by a cataclysmic comet,

to elect a candidate who just makes you want to vomit?,

we wish you a merry trumpmas at this time each 4 years,

if you have'nt voted you've lost the chance to mitigate your fears,

cause donald duck is ready to lead, forget your crocodile tears,

so you'd better get the vaseline and lubricate your rears!

 

 

 

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6 jarring quotes from Trump's chief of staff in Vanity Fair

• April Rubin

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Susie Wiles, White House chief of staff, during a roundtable in the Cabinet Room of the White House in Washington, D.C., on Dec. 8. Photo: Yuri Gripas/Abaca/Bloomberg via Getty Images

Susie Wiles, President Trump's chief of staff, chronicled the chaotic inner workings of the White House in a series of shockingly candid, unfiltered interviews with Vanity Fair throughout the year, published Tuesday.

Why it matters: Wiles discussed Trump's "alcoholic's personality," Elon Musk's drug use and USAID chaos, Vance's "sort of political" conversion, the Epstein files debacle, boat strikes targeting Maduro, and whether Trump will defy the 22nd Amendment.

• Her interviews offer the most unvarnished look yet at power and peril in Trump's second term.

• Wiles offered blunt assessments of influential figures around Trump including Musk, Attorney General Pam Bondi and Office of Management and Budget director Russell Vought, who she called "a right-wing absolute zealot."
• She also denied speculation that Trump would defy the 22nd Amendment and try to run for a third presidential term. "But he sure is having fun with it," she said, adding that he knows it's "driving people crazy."

What they're saying: Wiles cast the two-part Vanity Fair profile as a "disingenuously framed hit piece" on her, Trump, the Cabinet and White House staff.

• "Significant context was disregarded and much of what I, and others, said about the team and the President was left out of the story," she wrote on X Tuesday in her first post in over a year. "I assume, after reading it, that this was done to paint an overwhelmingly chaotic and negative narrative about the President and our team."
• "President Trump has no greater or more loyal advisor than Susie," White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said in a statement. "The entire Administration is grateful for her steady leadership and united fully behind her."

• "I very rarely speak out about my father's staffers, but there is no one on Earth more equipped to serve my father as Chief of Staff than Susie," Donald Trump Jr., one of the president's sons, said on X.

What the profile said: Wiles "is a 'go to church every Sunday, uses a swear word very, very rarely'" type of person, James Blair, her deputy chief of staff said. "She doesn't raise her voice. But she likes being around junkyard dogs."

Read about some standout moments:

Trump "has an alcoholic's personality"

Flashback: Wiles, who as a young woman staged an intervention that got her famous father into rehab, drew a comparison between Trump and her late father, NFL legend Pat Summerall.

• While Trump has avoided alcohol his whole life, Wiles said he shares some of the personality traits she deems similar to an alcoholic.

State of play: "High-functioning alcoholics or alcoholics in general, their personalities are exaggerated when they drink," she said. "And so I'm a little bit of an expert in big personalities."

• Trump "operates [with] a view that there's nothing he can't do," Wiles said. "Nothing, zero, nothing."

Wiles on Musk: an "odd, odd duck"

Driving the news: Wiles said that Musk, who oversaw major government downsizing, is an "avowed" ketamine user who slept in a sleeping bag in the Executive Office Building in the daytime.

• "The challenge with Elon is keeping up with him," she said "… He's an odd, odd duck, as I think geniuses are."

Zoom in: Wiles said she was initially "aghast" at Musk's dissolution of USAID and that "no rational person" could think his process was good.

• She added that there are details of the response the president "doesn't know and never will."

Wiles would support Vance 2028 presidential run

What we're watching: Wiles said she'd be "one of the first people" to support a 2028 presidential run from Vice President JD Vance. She added that if he ran, he'd secure the GOP nomination.

• Vance's conversion from a Never Trumper to MAGA diehard was "sort of political," Wiles said. While discussing the Epstein files, she also said he's been a "conspiracy theorist for a decade."

The intrigue: Vance, in an interview for the Vanity Fair piece, praised Wiles for not trying to "control" or "manipulate" Trump like his first-term staff.

• "There is this idea that people have that I think was very common in the first administration," he said, "that their objective was to control the president or influence the president, or even manipulate the president because they had to in order to serve the national interest. Susie just takes the diametrically opposite viewpoint."

Trump and Epstein were "young, single playboys together"

What's inside: Trump is mentioned in what Wiles called "the Epstein file," but he's not documented doing anything "awful." She said the president and the convicted sex offender were "young, single, playboys together."

• Wiles denied that Trump drew a nude sketch for Epstein's 50th birthday.

Friction point: She also said Trump was "wrong" to say there was incriminating evidence against former President Clinton in the Epstein files. "There is no evidence" Clinton visited Epstein's private island, she said.

• She criticized Attorney General Bondi's handling of the Epstein records: "I think she completely whiffed" by giving influencers "binders full of nothingness. And then she said that the witness list, or the client list, was on her desk. There is no client list, and it sure as hell wasn't on her desk."

Maduro, not drug busts, fuel Trump's boat strikes

Between the lines: Wiles contradicted the administration's messaging on deadly boat strikes. She said Trump "wants to keep on blowing boats up until Maduro cries uncle. And people way smarter than me say that he will."

• The administration has previously said that the boat strikes are in an effort to halt the flow of drugs to the U.S., not to oust Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro.

The fine print: She conceded that attacking targets on Venezuela's mainland would require congressional approval.

• "The president believes in harsh penalties for drug dealers, as he's said many, many times," Wiles said about the attacks on boats.

Comey, Letitia James and Trump's retribution streak

Behind the scenes: Wiles said she and Trump had a "loose agreement" to end so-called "score settling" by the end of his first 90 days.

• "I don't think he wakes up thinking about retribution," she said. "But when there's an opportunity, he will go for it."
• She admitted the prosecution of New York Attorney General Letitia James was retribution, while insisting the president was not on a retribution tour.
• She also conceded the targeting of former FBI director James Comey "does look vindictive."

Reality check: A federal judge threw out Trump's indictments of James Comey and Letitia James in November. While Bondi vowed to appeal, the Justice Department has yet to do so.

Go deeper: Trump is "wrong" about Clinton-Epstein accusations, WH chief of staff says

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