trump will keep us in mike pence — or whatever he said
songs poems and political musings, trumpmas, dada, drumpf, the 40 days of trumpmas, trump, election
for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,
his lies and hate on whom he disdains,
but election day will come so soon,
we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;
1n 39 days full of world wide problems.
we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,
but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,
what could be worse? - you could be his wife;
in 38 days just what will you do?
the donald has said he likes lgbtq,
but as he bullies his women and all his men too,
if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?
in just 37 days, some people are saying,
(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)
the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,
and thus make america grape again,
our days are down to just 36,
before our problems the don will fix,
he will on day one do what hes said - true,
he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!
on the 35th day of trumpmas
yes just seven weeks remain!
will the polls and tallies deliver us
donald with his golden mane?
34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,
though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,
he wouldnt defend hs master's string pulling,
to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?
just 33 days till the macho tornado,
unless its blown away by hurricane machado,
with women and voters he has so much to loose.
keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)
32 days and weve been hit by the big blowhard,
donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)
this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment
but if you want a job you could be donalds campaign manager (unless youre a jew)
drumpf says 'i really really like qui bono - and cher was not too bad too when she was younger'
square deal or square dance?
some presidents gave us a square deal - will dadadrumpf just give us a square dance?
heard the latest from david corn of mother jones?
dadadrumpf just does a do-si-do around the dossier with comey
roman candlemas
for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,
his lies and hate on whom he disdains,
but election day will come so soon,
we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;
1n 39 days full of world wide problems.
we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,
but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,
what could be worse? - you could be his wife;
in 38 days just what will you do?
the donald has said he likes lgbtq,
but as he bullies his women and all his men too,
if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?
in just 37 days, some people are saying,
(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)
the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,
and thus make america grape again,
our days are down to just 36,
before our problems the don will fix,
he will on day one do what hes said - true,
he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!
on the 35th day of trumpmas
yes just seven weeks remain!
will the polls and tallies deliver us
donald with his golden mane?
34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,
though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,
he wouldnt defend hs master's string pulling,
to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?
just 33 days till the macho tornado,
unless its blown away by hurricane machado,
with women and voters he has so much to loose.
keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)
trump likes the stones i guess as you always hear “you cant always get what you want” at his rallies — but i doubt if he ever listened to some of their lyrics —
I'm just sittin' on mike pence
Since I was young I've been very hard to please
And I don't know wrong from right
But there is one thing I could never understand
Some of the sick things that a girl does to a man, so
I'm just sittin' on mike pence
You can say I got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying
So I'm sittin on mike pence
All of my friends at school grew up and settled down
And they mortgaged up their lives
One things not said too much, but I think it's true
They just get married 'cause there's nothing else to do, so
I'm just sittin' on mike pence
You can say I got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying
So I'm sittin on mike pence
I'm just sittin' on mike pence
You can say I got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying
So I'm sittin on mike pence
The day can come when you get old and sick and tired of life
You just never realize
Maybe the choice you made wasn't really right
But you go out and you don't come back at night, so
I'm just sittin' on mike pence
You can say I got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying
So I'm sittin on mike pence
I'm just sittin' on mike pence
You can say I got no sense
i need the evangelicals
and right wing conservatives
So I'm sittin on mike pence
thanks to: Rolling Stones - Sitting On A Fence