songs poems and political musings, trumpmas, dada, drumpf, the 40 days of trumpmas, trump, election
Thursday, February 25, 2021
trumps patience is TAXed by his need of a good TAX lawyer - he may soon need a TAXidermist
Thursday, January 21, 2021
new dawn new day new year new life new deal
new dawn new day new year new life new deal
(in the mood of 'new york, new york' thanks to
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Fred Ebb, John Kander, and nina simone) |
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joes not biden his time,
cleaning out the white house,
with harris the harrier gettin rid of the germs
and a big orange louse,
hope they put him away,
in an orange padded cell,
where he can tweet at the hundred thousand souls that he sent to hell,
and forever he can stew and rant and rage and let out a squeal,
new dawn new day new year new life new deal,
were almost rid,
of the blight we've endured,
for the past 4 years now what ails us has a chance of being cured,
put joltin joe up against corona and he'll knock it out,
while that creepy orange oligarch in his cell will just pout,
new dawn new day new year new life no doubt,
were tired of waking up in a country that does'nt sleep,
worrying about him pressing the button,
so lets just throw him on the heap,
and keep spreading the news,
he'll be gone real soon,
we wont have to have any more part of that orange baboon,
new dawn new day new year new life new tune
Wednesday, January 20, 2021
new dawn new day new year new life new deal
new dawn new day new year new life new deal
(in the mood of 'new york, new york' thanks to
Fred Ebb, John Kander, and nina simone) |
joes biden his time,
while they clean the white house,
with harris the harrier gettin rid of the germs
and a big orange louse,
hope they put him away,
in an orange padded cell,
where he can tweet at the hundred thousand souls that he sent to hell,
and forever he can stew and rant and rage and let out a squeal,
new dawn new day new year new life new deal,
were almost rid,
of the blight weve endured,
for the past 4 years now what ails us might be finally cured,
put joltin joe up against corona and hell knock it out,
while that creepy orange oligarch in his cell will just pout,
new dawn new day new year new life no doubt,
were tired of waking up in a country that doesnt sleep,
worrying about him pressing the button,
so lets just throw him on the heap,
and keep spreading the news,
hes leaving real soon,
we wont have to have any more part of that orange baboon,
new dawn new day new year new life new tune
Thursday, December 31, 2020
dadadrumpf's bottom line (auld lang syne)
dadadrumpf's bottom line (auld lang syne)
as golden towers rust and fade
and blonde returns to grey
americans despite our sins
remember better days
should old elections be forgot
and never brought to mind
america once proud and strong
is just drumpf's bottom line
it's just drumpf's bottom line my friend
we're just drumpf's bottom line
america once proud and strong
is just drumpf's bottom line
For just drumpf's bottom line, my dear,
for just drumpf's bottom line,
we'll take a cup of hemlock yet,
for just drumpf's bottom line.
We who have run about the slopes,
and picked the daisies fine;
remember our once peaceful land,
before drumpf's bottom line
it's just drumpf's bottom line my friend
we're just drumpf's bottom line
america once proud and strong
is just drumpf's bottom line
We who have paddled our clear stream,
from morning sun till dine;
But now pollution broad has roared
since just drumpf's bottom line
it's just drumpf's bottom line my friend
we're just drumpf's bottom line
america once proud and strong
is just drumpf's bottom line
And there’s a hand my trusty friend!
And give me a hand o’ thine!
And we’ll take a right good-will draught,
forgetting drumpf's bottom line
it's just drumpf's bottom line my friend
we're just drumpf's bottom line
america once proud and strong
is just drumpf's bottom line
Saturday, December 26, 2020
the covid depression christmas song 2020 (like nat king cole sang it)
this is a song i first tried to write a long time ago and feel that its appropriate to publish now...
the covid depression christmas song 2020 (like nat king cole sang it)
reindeer roasting on an open fire
elves just looking to get paid
santa got hit by recession this year
there werent many toys on christmas day ... everybody knows
dont help keep the fireplace bright
we burned a dresser and an ottoman
as children huddled closer this cold night
(they know that santas been laid off
and he and mrs clause have caught a nasty cough
but with his rising healthcare cost
it seems his battle with blue cross is all but lost)
they know that santa struggled too
he did as much as any jolly elf could do
but he got laid off at the mall
and he wont be decking anybodys halls ... with
boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help to keep the fireplace bright
and every mothers child is gonna try
to see if reindeer tastes better baked or fried
and now kriss kringles gone away
foreclosure signs are in his yard and his driveway
and all the elves have been laid off
their jobs are now in taiwan and bangkok, ... and china
i sing this song without expecting praise
from those just trying to survive
if we make it through new years its a miracle
and another year we have to keep alive
Friday, December 11, 2020
the christmas song 2020 (like nat king cole sang it)
this is a song i first tried to write a long time ago and feel that its appropriate to publish now...
the christmas song 2020 (like nat king cole sang it)
reindeer roasting on an open fire
elves just looking to get paid
santa got hit by recession this year
there werent many toys on christmas day ... everybody knows
boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help keep the fireplace bright
we burned a dresser and an ottoman
as children huddled closer this cold night
(they know that santas been laid off
and he and mrs clause have caught a nasty cough
but with his rising healthcare cost
it seems his battle with blue cross is all but lost)
they know that santa struggled too
he did as much as any jolly elf could do
but he got laid off at the mall
and he wont be decking anybodys halls ... with
boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help to keep the fireplace bright
and every mothers child is gonna try
to see if reindeer tastes better baked or fried
and now kriss kringles gone away
forclosure signs are in his yard and his driveway
and all the elves have been laid off
their jobs are now in taiwan and bangkok, ... and china
i sing this song without expecting praise
from those just trying to survive
if we make it through new years its a miracle
and another year we have to keep alive