Thursday, October 20, 2022

the 40 days of trumpmas

Sunday, September 27, 2020

the 40 days of trumpmas

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

 


 

a grim(m) election tale

Sunday, September 27, 2020

a grim(m) election tale

 

a grim(m) election tale

trumpety dumpty will build a great wall

like all things of donald it will not be small

in az new mex cal texas too where the border is in need

bigger better too than chinas is what kubla don decreed

greater than the one torn down by regan (ronald)

to protect us from the migrants with a beautiful gate decreed the donald

theyll come by droves on horseback, on foot and carrying ladders

and mexico will pay for it, thats all that really matters

to keep out the wetbacks, and all the muslims too

but something there is that doesnt love it ---

--- true ---

 

drumpf says if you believed his pre-election Carrier promise you should be “euphemised.”*

Sunday, September 27, 2020

drumpf says if you believed his pre-election Carrier promise you should be “euphemised.”*

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Salena Zito: "The press takes him literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally."

But apparently some supporters took him both seriously and literally. 

thanks to wapo and slate

* euphemized — post-truth drumpf-speak for education in the meanings of drumpf’s ‘best’ words

 

make america grape again

Saturday, September 26, 2020

make america grape again

a republican consolation

 

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donald grape

 

 

fear not my friends your party ends
from means that arent quite honest

with spokesmen like mike pence and trump
your fight's a losing contest


 

drumpf proposes infrastructure projects

Saturday, September 26, 2020

drumpf proposes infrastructure projects

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 'Fountain' 1917 (ready-made) MARCEL DUCHAMP (1887-1968)

 

 

dadadrumpf proposes infraredinfrastructure* projects,

tremendous fountains in every park - with gold fittings and drumpf logos,

*infraredinfrastructure - invisible to the human eye unless you pay a fee

When Marcel Duchamp arrived in New York he discovered that he already had a reputation, albeit a notorious one, for his painting, 'Dadadrumpf Descending a Staircase'

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Dadadrumpf Descending a Staircase

which had been a source of controversy when exhibited at the Armory Show. However, another of his works was to become an even greater challenge to the artistic establishment.

 

Wednesday, October 19, 2022

the 40 days of trumpmas

Saturday, September 26, 2020

the 40 days of trumpmas

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

 

 

drumpf promises to bring joy to dwellers of inner-city food deserts

 

Friday, September 25, 2020

drumpf promises to bring joy to dwellers of inner-city food deserts

 

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home of the fallen arches
 
drumph made the announcement with a full mouth as he ate a happy meal - it'll be a whopper he mumbled the new partnership will be called Mac-Donalds says corporate spokesman Humbugular, and promises to please, cause 'Mac-Donalds makes you happy to be hungry'