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Tuesday, August 5, 2025

House Republicans Issue Subpoena for Epstein Files—With One Big Caveat

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Rachel Kahn
August 5, 2025/11:07 a.m. ET

House Republicans Issue Subpoena for Epstein Files—With One Big Caveat

House Republicans want answers on Jeffrey Epstein, but perhaps not the whole story.

A finger points to Jeffrey Epstein's face on a poster that reads U.S. v Jeffrey Epstein, and lists facts about the case.
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The Republican-led House on Tuesday issued subpoenas to the Justice Department and high-ranking officials for files related to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. But there was one notable name missing from the list of subpoenas: President Donald Trump.

House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer issued 11 subpoenas in total, including some to prominent politicians from Republican and Democratic administrations: Bill and Hillary Clinton, former FBI Director James Comey, multiple former attorneys general including Merrick Garland and William Barr, and former special counsel Robert Mueller, according to The Washington Post.

But Trump himself is notably absent from that list.

The subpoenas are a result of a bipartisan effort on behalf of the House to release the files. On July 23, Democratic Representative Summer Lee of Pennsylvania brought a motion to subpoena the DOJ, which passed in the House Oversight Federal Law Enforcement subcommittee with three Republicans joining Democrats in the vote.

Trump’s former Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta is also missing from the list of subpoenas. In 2008, as U.S. attorney in Miami, Acosta gave Epstein a secret plea deal for soliciting a minor for prostitution—a crime that, if charges had been brought federally, could have resulted in a life sentence. Acosta resigned from the Trump administration in 2019 amid scrutiny during Epstein’s sex-trafficking case.

Despite the public’s overwhelming interest in transparency regarding Epstein, Trump has denied and deflected, blaming the controversy on a Democratic hoax and belittling members of his base who are still interested in seeing the files. Before the Justice Department issued a “case-closed” memo last month, Attorney General Pam Bondi reportedly told Trump that his name was in the files, which isn’t a surprise to anyone who’s seen the mountain of evidence that Trump and Epstein were friends.

This story has been updated.

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Trump Pulls Sneaky 180 After MAGA Rips Him on Disaster Aid Condition

The new requirement caused a massive outcry among Donald Trump’s otherwise most ardent supporters.

Donald Trump looks to the side while standing outside the White House
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Deciding to condition FEMA aid on support for Israel has not panned out well for the Trump administration.

Grant orders issued by the agency directed states and cities to certify that they would not avoid or end “commercial relations specifically with Israeli companies” while receiving the federal disaster relief funds, Reuters reported Monday, citing official notices it had obtained. But in the wake of the news, fierce bipartisan backlash effectively forced the White House to nix the operation.

MAGA influencers including Candace Owens, Nick Fuentes, and Matt Walsh came out in staunch opposition to the effort, accusing Donald Trump of failing to put “America first.”

“Remember to pledge allegiance to Israel before your house is destroyed by a fire or hurricane, it could save your life,” wrote Fuentes on X.

Owens, meanwhile, claimed that Trump had “fully betrayed America” for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. “If you cannot see that now you are completely blind,” the talk show host wrote. “Best 100 million Miriam Adelson ever spent.”

Walsh simply stated, “There is just no way to reasonably claim that this qualifies as ‘America First’.”

Hours after initial reports broke about the conditioned aid, the Department of Homeland Security issued a statement insisting that “there is NO FEMA requirement tied to Israel in any current NOFO.”

But that doesn’t mean that future funding is protected from similar efforts. The notice underscored DHS’s ability to deny funds to any entity it deemed affiliated with the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions movement, which aims to curb Israel’s violence in Gaza by peeling financial support away from the nation and its businesses.

“No states have lost funding, and no new conditions have been imposed,” the notice reads. “FEMA grants remain governed by existing law and policy and not political litmus tests. DHS will enforce all anti-discrimination laws and policies, including as it relates to the BDS movement, which is expressly grounded in antisemitism. Those who engage in racial discrimination should not receive a single dollar of federal funding.”

But a review of the order shows that it did indeed originally contain language conditioning aid on support for Israel. Following the backlash, the language was quietly edited to remove the reference to anti-Israel boycotts.

And as journalist Saagar Enjeti noted on X, “the DHS … makes it clear the admin reserves the right to deny these funds … based on the Anti-Boycott Act.”

“They still might do it. They’re just not saying it out loud right now,” he added.

The off-color FEMA order was just the latest in a long line of warnings from the Trump administration regarding its alliance with Israel and Netanyahu. The Department of Homeland Security announced in April that boycotting Israel was forbidden for any state or city intending to receive federal funding, and the White House has rescinded billions of dollars from universities around the country for failing to meet Trump’s metric of support for America’s genocidal Middle Eastern ally.

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Conservative Host Grills Trump on Terrible Jobs Report Excuse

Donald Trump faced an uncomfortable interview on his weak economy.

Donald Trump sits on a chair and points as he speaks
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President Trump faced a surprisingly tough interview on CNBC’s Squawk Box Tuesday morning, as host Joe Kernen, who has often praised the president in the past, grilled him on his ousting of the commissioner of the Bureau of Labor Statistics over his claims that the job numbers were “rigged.”

Trump fired accused the former commissioner, Erika McEntarfer, last week after accusing her of propping up former President Biden and attempting to undermine himself. The firing came after an abysmal July job report, leading many to the reasonable conclusion that Trump is shooting the messenger while wrecking the economy, and now plans to install a lackey to replace McEntarfer.

On Squawk Box, Kernen noted that Elaine Chao, a former Trump transportation secretary and Bush II labor secretary, had said there’s no way that McEntarfer could have rigged the numbers.

“She said the commissioner doesn’t even really get involved with the actual minutiae of putting all these things together and there’s no way she could have chosen to rig these numbers to make ’em look bad,” Kernen said. “It’s just a big leap to go to rigged—and also it makes, Mr. President, it makes anyone you pick—critics are going to say, ‘Hey, he’s picking a guy or gal that’s giving him the numbers he wants.’ So it undermines confidence in the system to some extent.”

Trump replied: “I think when somebody says the commissioner is not involved, I don’t want to get into any arguments with anybody—why should I? She’s a very nice woman. But when they say that nobody is involved, that it wasn’t political—give me a break.”

Earlier in the interview, Kernen also fact-checked Trump on his claims that the BLS put out fake jobs numbers to help Kamala Harris in the 2024 election.

“And so they gave phony numbers in order to win the election,” Trump said. “After I won the election—I said, ‘Too big to rig’—but, after I won the election, then they announced a downward number. In other words, to bring them back to reality. And I said, ‘Wow, supposing I would have lost, I would have blamed that and people would have said I was a conspiracy theorist.’”

In reality, that narrative is completely backward. The November BLS jobs report, released just days before the 2024 election, showed “weak growth” of 12,000 jobs for the month prior, as well as downward revisions for September and August. (Trump’s campaign even seized on this with a statement that said it showed “how badly Kamala Harris broke our economy.”) However, a month after the election, the October figure was revised upward.

And, as Kernen pointed out, Trump’s claim of a downward revision of “almost 900,000” (actually 818,000) came months prior to the election, in August 2024. (Trump, at the time, baselessly hailed this routine revision as evidence of Biden and Kamala Harris “fraudulently manipulating job statistics.”)

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Trump Celebrates as Pam Bondi Begins Revenge Crusade Against Obama

The Justice Department is opening a grand jury probe into Obama officials—and Trump is cheering it on.

Attorney General Pam Bondi and Donald Trupm walk side by side
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President Donald Trump claimed in a CNBC interview Tuesday that he had “nothing to do with” Attorney General Pam Bondi’s grand jury probe into Obama officials—but he’s certainly not mad about it.

Anchor Joe Kernan asked the president, who called in to the program, “You’ve talked about how you want success, not retribution. The Justice Department is now tapping a grand jury to look into the intelligence community’s assessment of what was happening with Russia [in the 2016 U.S. election]. You have nothing to do with directing the Justice Department in that?”

“Nope, I have nothing to do with it. Pam is doing a great job,” Trump responded. “I will tell you this: They deserve it. I was happy to hear it,” he continued.

Years after a bipartisan Senate panel and the CIA confirmed that Russia interfered in the 2016 election, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard declassified documents that she claimed proved otherwise. Now Bondi plans to subpoena Obama-era officials for their purported role in what Trump has deemed the Russia “hoax.”

Whether or not Trump directed Bondi to relitigate an already-closed chapter of his history—conveniently launched at the same time he’s being walloped by his base for his mishandling of the Jeffrey Epstein files and documented proximity to the dead pedophile—we can’t say for sure. But it’s certainly in line with the years of disinformation he’s spread about the matter, and his appetite for revenge.

Speaking of relitigating, Trump continued in his response to Kernan, claiming that multiple elections have been “rigged”: “What they did with the election—what they did with the last election too, but it was too big to rig—what they did in the 2020 election is grotesque, I mean that was a rigged election 100 percent.”

Kernan laughed, responding, “We can’t relitigate that. We can’t relitigate that.”

Hearing his interviewer’s casual comeback, Trump observed, “You know, a year ago you would’ve been upset if I said that. Today it’s different. Now I say it all the time: It was a rigged election.”

He’s not wrong. Trump’s relentless lies have browbeaten the American people into submission, and his administration’s claims that there was no Russian interference in the 2016 election are just another example, whether Trump’s behind the probe or not.

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MAGA Rep Gets Torn to Shreds in Disastrous Post-Budget Town Hall

Representative Mike Flood was booed at nearly every turn by a crowd that soon started chanting, “Vote him out!”

Representative Mike Flood walks down the Capitol steps
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Now that Congress is in summer recess, homebound Republican lawmakers are learning just how much their constituents hate the president’s policies.

In his first town hall since voting in favor of Donald Trump’s “big, beautiful bill,” Nebraska Representative Mike Flood had no remedy for the fire and fury of his base, who practically roasted him alive Monday night for Flood’s ongoing support for Trump.

Flood faced a barrage of excoriating questions during the jam-packed town hall, in which voters demanded to understand why their local lawmaker would vote in favor of the president’s tax bill and his immigration policies, accusing him of supporting a “fascist machine.” At one point, the crowd broke into a furious chant: “Tax the rich.”

“My question is fiscal. With 450 million FEMA dollars being reallocated to open Alligator Alcatraz, and 600 million taxpayer FEMA dollars being used to now open more concentration camps, and ICE burning through 8.4 million dollars a day to illegally detain people—how much does it cost for fascism?” one woman pressed Flood as the crowd behind her cheered. “How much do the taxpayers have to pay for a fascist country?”

But Flood’s response was no different from the party line, effectively echoing Trump’s “mandate from the people” ideology to advance undemocratic ideals.

“Americans went to the polls in November, and they had a choice between a Democratic candidate that had an open border, no enforcement, fentanyl, drugs, human trafficking, and they had a choice between that and a candidate that said close the border, get illegal immigrants out of our country, stop the fentanyl, stop the human trafficking, stop the drugs, stop the crime, stop the violence,” Flood said. “That’s what Americans voted for.

“Americans voted for a border that is secure, and I support the president enforcing our immigration laws, which, by the way, were written by Congress,” he added.

Flood’s constituents also harangued him for failing to protect SNAP benefits, veterans’ programs, and health care access, and for supporting Trump as the president circumnavigates and avoids his own home-brewed Epstein scandal.

“Let’s be very clear—at the next pro forma session of the Congress, you will find my name as a sponsor on a resolution from the House Rules Committee to release the Epstein files to protect the victims and not re-victimize them again,” Flood said, stating that he was for the release of the records despite the fact that he—along with every other Republican in the House—voted against a Democrat-led effort last month to make the files public.

The crowd, which at 750 people was the largest at one of Flood’s town halls yet, repeatedly booed the lawmaker almost from the very start. At one point, unsatisfied with his answers, constituents broke out into chants of, “Vote him out!”

Flood is unlikely to be the only conservative facing enormous backlash at home. Republicans have been instructed by the National Republican Congressional Committee to focus their time at home in August on selling Trump’s agenda to voters.

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Texas Democrats Defy Abbott Deadline—as Republicans Threaten Arrest

Republicans have escalated their war against Democrats over their gerrymandered congressional map.

Texas state Capitol
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Texas House Speaker Dustin Burrows plans to sign warrants to track down and arrest more than 50 Democrats who left the state over the weekend in order to deny Republicans the quorum needed to create a new gerrymandered congressional map at President Trump’s behest.

The Texas House voted 85–6 to issue arrest warrants for those absent when the House convened on Monday afternoon.

Texas House rules state that lawmakers who are absent from “calls of the House” without sufficient excuses “may, by order of a majority of those present, be sent for and arrested, wherever they may be found, by the sergeant-at-arms or an officer appointed by the sergeant-at-arms for that purpose, and their attendance shall be secured and retained.”

In doing so, Burrows escalates the warpath that state Republicans have forged against the Democratic walkout.

On Sunday, Governor Greg Abbott—claiming powers that legal experts say he doesn’t actually possess—threatened to oust Democrats from office unless they returned to the Capitol by 3 p.m. Monday. (“Come and take it,” the Democrats replied verbatim.) State Attorney General Ken Paxton also promised to “use every tool at our disposal” to “hunt down” Democrats, who, he said, should be “found, arrested, and brought back to the Capitol immediately.”

But we’ll likely not see Texas Democrats physically forced back to the Capitol as the warrants only apply within state lines, and most truant Democrats departed for other states.

No arrests took place in 2021 when warrants were issued for 52 Texas Democrats who similarly fled to block a GOP bill to restrict voting rights, before returning after 38 days.

Back then, warrants were blocked as they underwent legal challenges, but the state’s Supreme Court eventually ruled that lawmakers could be arrested under Texas’s Constitution, which, it said, “enables ‘quorum-breaking’ by a minority faction of the legislature” but also “authorizes ‘quorum-forcing’ by the remaining members.”

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White House Christmas Auditions Are Open. Do With That What You Will.

We’re not saying you should ruin Trump’s Christmas, but...

Donald Trump and Melania Trump wave near a the national Christmas tree
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First lady Melania Trump—who five years ago asked, “Who gives a fuck about Christmas?”—is hosting open auditions for the White House’s upcoming Christmas celebration.

Now we’re not saying that you should apply, get selected, and then not show up on the date of the actual performance … but if you wanted to, it would be pretty easy.

“Americans from every U.S. state and territory are invited to apply for the opportunity to assist with decorating at the White House or showcase their talents as a performer at the holiday open houses,” the White House stated in a Monday morning press release. “Starting today, applications are open for those interested in volunteering for the 2025 Christmas Season.”

The performer application process is simple. “School bands, choirs, and holiday-themed entertainers” are all eligible, and if accepted they are responsible for their own lodging, food, and any other expenses. Performance dates will take place throughout December, and you can select which dates you are available. The application deadline is September 5, and decisions will be announced by October 13.

Anyone interested in providing a lovely, MAGA-aligned Christmas performance (or not) may apply here. A link to previous performances is required.

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Pete Hegseth Brings in Worst Person Ever on Paranoid Hunt for Leakers

The defense secretary has a terrifying new recruit.

Secretary Pete Hegseth gestures while speaking at a podium
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Far-right extremist Laura Loomer says that she is now working with the federal government to identify individuals within the Department of Defense who are leaking information to the press.

Speaking with CNN in an interview published Monday, Loomer claimed that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had personally turned to her for help quieting down the noise coming from his department. The self-appointed “loyalty enforcer” has had enormous success influencing the Trump administration from the outside: An analysis by The Daily Beast found that at least 16 individuals were fired from the federal government after Loomer singled them out.

And the White House has noticed her efforts: Following months of Loomer blasting federal employees and political appointees to her 1.7 million followers on X, the president praised her Sunday as a “patriot.”

Chief Pentagon spokesperson Sean Parnell told the Beast that Hegseth “appreciates Laura Loomer’s outside advocacy.”

“Personnel is policy, and Laura has taken that motto to heart. At the Department of Defense, we will never stop working to deliver on the President’s America First agenda,” Parnell said. “Qualified individuals who love our country and support the Administration’s priorities will continue to be integral to our efforts.”

Hegseth’s tenure atop the Pentagon has been riddled with scandal. The reputed alcoholic’s foray into national politics started on a dour note, when the former Fox News star was accused of sexual assault. Nearly a dozen of his former network co-workers also claimed that Hegseth’s drinking habits were “concerning.”

Some of Hegseth’s failures include Signalgate—when Hegseth shared sensitive military plans about an imminent bombing in Yemen in a group chat that accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief—and his failure to notify the president before he stalled aid to Ukraine. He also was “reamed out” by Trump over the president’s seriously expensive and lackluster military birthday parade in June, fumbled questions from lawmakers regarding Trump’s authority (or lack thereof) to deploy troops to Los Angeles to quell the city’s anti-ICE protests, and refused to tell Congress that he wanted Ukraine to win in its ongoing offensive against Russia’s invasion, among countless other seismic offenses.

The 45-year-old’s world has continued to shrink in recent months, with Hegseth reportedly only trusting his wife and a small inner circle, as paranoia over his department’s nonstop scandals has consumed him. Mounting frustration and fear has compelled Hegseth to do outrageous things, such as mandate polygraph tests for his own staff. (The polygraphs have ceased since the White House intervened.)

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MTG Has an Original Thought for Once in Her Life

Marjorie Taylor Greene is increasingly expressing views opposite to those of Donald Trump.

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene looks down while walking in the Capitol
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MAGA isn’t MAGA enough anymore for Marjorie Taylor Greene, who seems as surprised as we do at her break with the party that gave her a pulpit.

“I don’t know if the Republican Party is leaving me, or if I’m kind of not relating to the Republican Party as much anymore,” she told The Daily Mail over the weekend. “I don’t know which one it is.”

“I think the Republican Party has turned its back on America First and the workers and just regular Americans,” she added.

Greene has been a staunch supporter of President Donald Trump since she was elected to Congress in 2020. A megaphone for the conspiracy-addled, she’s promoted a number of antisemitic and white supremacist theories, and recently introduced a bill to ban “weather modification.”

She told The Daily Mail that her fellow Georgia Republicans are just a “good ole boys network,” and expressed frustration at perceived sexism within the party.

“I think there’s other women in our party that are really sick and tired of the way men treat Republican women,” she said. Greene specifically mentioned Elise Stefanik, whose nomination for U.N. ambassador Greene thinks was unjustly rescinded. The post ultimately went to Mike Waltz, who accidentally included Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg in his Signal chat.

“How does he get awarded after ‘Signalgate?’” Greene asked. “Isn’t that weird?”

Greene was careful not to criticize Trump specifically, and largely directed her frustration at the party. But she feels that her priorities, such as eliminating funding for the “Obama/Biden/Neocon Ukraine Russia war,” are no longer the priorities of the GOP.

“Like what happened to all those issues?” she asked. “You know that I don’t know what the hell happened with the Republican Party. I really don’t.”

Greene has recently split from Trump on major issues, including continued military aid to Israel and releasing the Epstein files.

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MAGA Flips Out After Jasmine Crockett Calls Trump a “Piece of S***”

The right is losing their minds over a word the president has used to attack people too many times to count.

Jasmine Crockett speaks on a microphone and points her finger.
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Representative Jasmine Crockett has struck a nerve in the MAGA-verse after calling President Trump a “piece of shit” at a Sunday event by the progressive group MoveOn.

The Texas representative spoke about the need for Democrats to get “aggressive” with their reform, for example, by reining in the Supreme Court with a code of ethics.

“Listen, Donald Trump is a piece of shit, we know that. He is,” Crockett said, to applause. “But in a functioning democracy, he still would not be able to get away with this. But he’s been able to get away with this because the House Republicans are complicit. He’s been able to get away with this because Senate Republicans are complicit. But most importantly, the courts, especially the Supreme Court, is complicit.”

Crockett’s characterization of Trump has since been shared widely on X, incensing right-wing users, who have, in turn, attacked her demeanor, appearance, and outfit (Crockett was wearing—brace yourself—ripped jeans). Many, of course, also stooped to gutter racism.

Conservative commentator Kyle Becker said Crockett “has absolutely lost her mind.” The website Conservative Brief wrote that she is “unhinged” and “showing clear signs of Trump Derangement Syndrome that prevents her from wearing decent clothes.” “Very classy,” wrote an “America First” user.

Another prominent MAGA account called Crockett an “attention whore,” and apparently attempted to get X’s chatbot, Grok, to make a lewd joke about how she “may have gotten knee holes on her Black Jeans.” When Grok failed to produce the user’s clearly desired joke about fellatio, the account requested that it “be more creative and remove the woke crap.”

Pro-Trump commentator David Freeman (known on X by the alias Gunther Eagleman) called the congresswoman “Ghetto Trash.” “Tell me she is not ghetto!!” wrote another popular right-wing account.

It’s all a bit rich coming from a crowd who will defend to the last breath a president who’s done more than any individual to make political language more unhinged and coarse.

Trump, after all, is a byword for name calling and repeatedly employs four-letter words in his public remarks. At his 2024 Madison Square Garden campaign rally, for instance, he called Kamala Harris a “shit vice president.” He has a penchant for calling Crockett (and, frequently, other critics of his who are Black) “low IQ.”

This is to say nothing of the countless reports, some notorious, of Trump using vulgarities in closed-door settings.

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    the 40 days of trumpmas - a surreal serial poem

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    Remember, remember! The fifth of trumpvember

     the 40 days of trumpmas - a serial poem

     

    for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

    his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

    but election day will come so soon,

    we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

     

    in 39 days full of world wide problems.

    we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

    but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

    what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

     

    in 38 days just what will you do?

    the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

    but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

    if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

     

    in just 37 days, some people are saying,

    (or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

    the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

    and thus make america grape again,

     

    our days are down to just 36,

    before our problems the don will fix,

    he will on day one do what hes said - true,

    he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

     

    on the 35th day of trumpmas

    yes just seven weeks remain!

    will the polls and tallies deliver us

    donald with his golden mane?

     

    34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,

    though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,

    he wouldnt defend his master's string pulling,

    to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?

     

    just 33 days till the macho tornado,

    unless its blown away by hurricane machado,

    with women and voters he has so much to loose.

    keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)

     

    32 days and we’ve been hit by the big blowhard,

    donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)

    this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment

    but if you want a job you could be donald’s campaign manager (unless youre a jew)

     

    31 days, just a month, remains;

    will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?

    or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;

    when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!

     

    election comes this time (in 30 days) each 4 years,

    time for praise and tears and fears;

    as polls will open in many states,

    vote early, please dont vote late!

     

    down to 29, just a leap february,

    and theres still the donald quite

    contrary;

    donald donald, how does your garden grow?

    quoth the master debater, "with pretty maids groped in a row"

     

    just 28 days - later or soon,

    and the zombies will rise, led by the big goon;

    unless everyone gets a reality inoculation,

    i might have to move to canada for a well deserved vacation; 

     

    now just 27, less than 4 weeks,

    no time for you to say 'yikes!' or 'eeeks!'

    obama wants to go to mars and colonize it for man,

    lets send trump tomorrow! and colonize it for orangutan!

     

    26 days are all that remain,

    will our democracy and economy go down the drain?

    if we all keep listening to the blustering oaf,

    will he give jobs and prosperity? - or just half a loaf

     

    25 days - will more women speak?,

    of the antics of donald who the presidency seeks,

    dating 14 year old girls or groping their mothers,

    how did the gop pick him over the others?,

     

    24 days - were down to two dozen,

    the next woman who speaks just might be your cousin,

    or mother or sister, aunt, niece, even daughter,

    describing the circumstance in which donald caught her,

     

    23 days left and trump doesnt yet have as many accusers,

    as cosby, but he assures us that they are all really losers,

    sent by bankers or hillary with secret agendas,

    to disrupt our election of him - our defender!,

     

    22 days and we know charity begins at home,

    but donalds attention is so prone to roam,

    his gift that disappeared to 911 survivors from his foundation?,

    oops! maybe donald spent it on a vacation,

     

    21 days and trump says the election may be rig-ly,

    if hes not the winner and his total's not big-ly,

    tremendously higher than hillary gets,

    he warns his supporters may all lose their wits,

     

    20 days left and while george zimmerman still walks free,

    the man who shot at HIM got 20 years - while trayvon got eternity,

    trump wants us to support our cops and maintain law and order,

    he'll put all the inner city dwellers in jail, and send the immigrant criminals far across the border,

     

    19 days left till we all go to pretend,

    to elect someone to lead us, as if on it our lives depend,

    but wise man, donald trump, already really knows,

    who we really voted for - a wolf in president's clothes?,

     

    18 days and we bad hombres demand a rebate,

    on the ill feelings left since the comments of one candidate,

    the debaters have met in their final grudge match,

    but only donald can say from whose hands victory will be snatched,

     

    17 days and our government is corrupt with quid pro quo,

    did you take latin at wharton? is that how you know?,

    donald wants us to fire at them all - the bureaucrats lined up in rows,

    and believe me, corruption is a subject. that donald really knows,

     

    16 days - lets set term limits on all our office holders,

    and put all our women in binders - or maybe in folders,

    donalds endless complaints are becoming a sour whine,

    have a little cheese with that, from wisconsin, where 

    hillary's doing fine,

     

    15 days and on stocking covered thighs did linger,

    two miniature hands with two thumbs and eight tiny fingers,

    they belonged to the donald who believed that he owned,

    any thing that he wanted - or anyone he got alone,

     

    14 days yes only two weeks,

    till the duke of orange assends to the throne he seeks?,

    to rule all americans, the strong and the weak?,

    and dominate the globe with power that's peak?,

     

    the 13th day to go - does that seem unlucky?,

    not for donald whos lately been appearing quite plucky,

    claiming media, polls, and parties are against him,

    and rallying his multitudes with wit waxing dim,

     

    on the 12th day of trumpmas donald awoke with a jerk,

    promptly fired his latest campaign manager (who considered that a perk),

    if youre "AAAfroAAAmurikan" and unemployed i can put you to work,

    barked donald the businessman from behind his sly smirk,

     

    it's the 11th and engineer casey trump is in the caboose,

    i hear some of you saying oh no! what's the use,

    our campaign will probably just go off the tracks,

    but donald says its ok - cause he's got "the blacks",

     

    just ten days left yes only one-zero,

    til donald is hoping that he'll be your hero,

    as new hillary emails come under investigation,

    donald hopes to rename camp david to camp donald for

    his vacations,

     

    like a cat has nine lives we're left with only 9 days,

    till we're subject to donald? and his old wicked ways,

    on foreign affairs he says he'll save us from isis,

    but his domestic affairs are misogyny and crisis,

     

    our days are numbered - yes only eight,

    till once again we make america great,

    by getting rid of candidates who have nothing to add,

    goodbye donald you wont make america sad,

     

    just one week to go - its day minus seven,

    till america's lifted above - to trumpty dump heaven?,

    where for rich folks like donald opportunity abounds,

    and we keep the working poor with a wall that surrounds,

     

    how the time it does fly its already day 6,

    till americans problems the donald will fix,

    his solutions begin on trumpday number one,

    dont you like them? they'll come at the barrel of a gun,

     

    Five days to go, baby, One in five,

    No one here gets out alive, now,

    david dukes not opposed to all jews,

    he backs trump - who are you going to choose?,

     

    only 4 days left till the armaged-don,

    he'll seize power by the horns once he has won,

    and donnie will be what he longs for - a winner,

    using the FBI to wreak havoc on hillary the sinner,

     

    only three left, just a triad of days,

    and the donald his supporters continues to amaze,

    with hoopla and folderoll made up in his head,

    his winning temperament will leave us all dead,

     

    just a pair of days - 2 - till trump paradise,

    since these words you're reading please heed my advice,

    the creatures that surround us are beginning to bite,

    'blacks for trump' fear the Illuminati so lets turn out their light,

     

    just a single day left till our thanksgiving,

    deliver us from donald and preserve the living,

    forget sanity and disgard your misgivings,

    but pray hard to your gods that they'll be forgiving,

    since we've got the nukes why can't we use'em?,

    on the road to 2016 why couldn't we lose HIM?,

     

    and trumpmas now has finally come,

    the tallies will count up to a winning sum,

    unless the earth is struck soon by a cataclysmic comet,

    to elect a candidate who just makes you want to vomit?,

    we wish you a merry trumpmas at this time each 4 years,

    if you have'nt voted you've lost the chance to mitigate your fears,

    cause donald duck is ready to lead, forget your crocodile tears,

    so you'd better get the vaseline and lubricate your rears!
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    stay informed 5

    https://www.youtube.com/@SenatorChrisMurphy/videos

    https://www.youtube.com/@RepRoKhanna/videos 

    https://www.politico.com/ 

    https://www.youtube.com/@ForbesBreakingNews/videos 

    https://www.nbcnews.com/ 

    https://www.nvunheard.org/protest-listings/?q=ergonomic%20backpack

     


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    a grim election tale

    Tuesday, October 20, 2020

    a grim election tale

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    make america grape again

     

    in calexico where kubla don,

    a stately border wall decreed,

    in az new mex and texas too,

    where security is in need,

    trumpety dumpty will build a great wall,

    like all things of donald it will not be small,

    bigger greater too than china’s,

    or the one torn down by regan (ronald),

    with a beautiful gate to keep them out,

     thats whats decreed by donald,

    with trump towers all along it,

    1 - 2  3 - 4  5 - 6 or seven,

    and turrets high atop - machine guns too,

    to escort those lost -- to heaven,

    hillary bernie biden too,

    will feel the burning love,

    for the wall and its machine guns,

    towering high above,

    theyll bigly come by droves,

    on foot on horseback - carrying ladders,

    and mexico will pay for it,

    thats all that really matters,

    it will keep out the wetbacks,

     and mohammedans too,

    but something there is that doesnt love it,

    ------ true --------

     

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