the 40 days of trumpmas

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

our days are down to just 36,

before our problems the don will fix,

he will on day one do what hes said - true,

he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

on the 35th day of trumpmas

yes just seven weeks remain!

will the polls and tallies deliver us

donald with his golden mane?

34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,

though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,

he wouldnt defend his master's string pulling,

to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?

 

The Cabinet of Dr. drumpfigari

 

 Russian dolls?

 

 lets open up the gulf arctic coasts parks and wildlands to exploration by eXXXXXon mobile and rosneft

biden told dadadrumpf to grow a pair

biden told dadadrumpf to grow a pair - and damned if he didn't grow 2!

trump pissed his pants tonight in debate

biden said earlier he didnt  want it to become a urine test but trump tried to spray the whole place with his stench

the 40 days of trumpmas

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

our days are down to just 36,

before our problems the don will fix,

he will on day one do what hes said - true,

he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

on the 35th day of trumpmas

yes just seven weeks remain!

will the polls and tallies deliver us

donald with his golden mane?

 

drumpf labor secretary favorite would like to put you into labor - if youre a sexy woman

Under Andrew Puzder, Carl’s Jr. envisioned a sexy U.S.-Mexico border wall.

 

if youve seen some of the commercials for carls jr burger joint - www.google.com/...

www.newsbusters.org/...
- you might feel like pounding your puzder - carls ceo and drumpf regime labor secretary nominee puzder felt like 'pounding' 'his' - as alleged by his ex-wife
www.riverfronttimes.com/...

thanks also to slate and maddowblog

 

the 40 days of trumpmas

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

our days are down to just 36,

before our problems the don will fix,

he will on day one do what hes said - true,

he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

 

the next shoe to drop

 

dont wait for the next shoe to drop - donald's keeping them firmly in his mouth

The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming

 

 

arctic oil exploration

 drumpf to interview ExxonMobil CEO for secretary of state - cnn money

 

ignorance quotient

donald — “ill compare my i.q. with anyone” (ignorance quotient)

the 40 days of trumpmas

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

 

a grim(m) election tale

 

a grim(m) election tale

trumpety dumpty will build a great wall

like all things of donald it will not be small

in az new mex cal texas too where the border is in need

bigger better too than chinas is what kubla don decreed

greater than the one torn down by regan (ronald)

to protect us from the migrants with a beautiful gate decreed the donald

theyll come by droves on horseback, on foot and carrying ladders

and mexico will pay for it, thats all that really matters

to keep out the wetbacks, and all the muslims too

but something there is that doesnt love it ---

--- true ---

drumpf says if you believed his pre-election Carrier promise you should be “euphemised.”*

 

 

Salena Zito: "The press takes him literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally."

But apparently some supporters took him both seriously and literally. 

thanks to wapo and slate

* euphemized — post-truth drumpf-speak for education in the meanings of drumpf’s ‘best’ words

make america grape again

a republican consolation

 

 

donald grape

 

 

fear not my friends your party ends
from means that arent quite honest

with spokesmen like mike pence and trump
your fight's a losing contest

drumpf proposes infrastructure projects

 

 'Fountain' 1917 (ready-made) MARCEL DUCHAMP (1887-1968)

 

 

dadadrumpf proposes infraredinfrastructure* projects,

tremendous fountains in every park - with gold fittings and drumpf logos,

*infraredinfrastructure - invisible to the human eye unless you pay a fee

When Marcel Duchamp arrived in New York he discovered that he already had a reputation, albeit a notorious one, for his painting, 'Dadadrumpf Descending a Staircase'

Dadadrumpf Descending a Staircase

which had been a source of controversy when exhibited at the Armory Show. However, another of his works was to become an even greater challenge to the artistic establishment.

the 40 days of trumpmas

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

 

drumpf promises to bring joy to dwellers of inner-city food deserts

 

home of the fallen arches

 

drumph made the announcement with a full mouth as he ate a happy meal - it'll be a whopper he mumbled the new partnership will be called Mac-Donalds says corporate spokesman Humbugular, and promises to please, cause 'Mac-Donalds makes you happy to be hungry'

dumpty trumpty

 

 

 

trumpty dumpty

 

'When I use a word,' dumpty trumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean ? neither more nor less.'

the 40 days of trumpmas

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

 

drumpf mulls appointments and policies

killing two birds with one stone, drumpf considers secretary of state pic as well as criminal justice reform and rehabilitation policy too, with possibly offering ex-offender employment to david petraeus for that position

the 40 days of trumpmas

 

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

people are saying

im hearing that the north carolina governor diverted money from disaster funds to fight his legal battle on bathroom bill hb2 — just saying

trump issues statement at mara lego again

 

trump issues statement at mara lego

 

trump says all the womens statements about his indiscretions are false — and politically motivated

trump in florida today

trump landing at palm beach

 

 

well everything donald says is fantasy so ill join in too

unbelievably some women still support trump

trumps supporters in palm beach fla

 

women trump respect “I cherish women. I want to help women. I’m going to be able to do things for women that no other candidate would be able to do, and it’s very important to me”

 

remembrance of thinks past

 i had a blog in 2016 the year of the 1st trumpocalypse and it was taken down by the publisher for not being pc enough - maybe this will be different

trumpty dumpty

 

 trumpty dumpty - a grim election tale

 

in calexico where kubla don,

a stately border wall decreed,

in az new mex and texas too,

where security is in need,

trumpety dumpty will build a great wall,

like all things of donald it will not be small,

bigger greater too than china’s,

or the one torn down by regan (ronald),

with a beautiful gate to keep them out,

 thats whats decreed by donald,

with trump towers all along it,

1 - 2  3 - 4  5 - 6 or seven,

and turrets high atop - machine guns too,

to escort those lost -- to heaven,

theyll bigly come by droves,

on foot on horseback - carrying ladders,

and mexico will pay for it,

thats all that really matters,

it will keep out the wetbacks,

 and mohammedans too,

but something there is that doesnt love it,

------ true --------