trumpfkeys - the biggest turkeys ever (formerly drumpfsteaks)
a dadadrumpf drumpfsgiving - make america gobble again
drought to you by trumpfkeys - the biggest turkeys ever (formerly drumpfsteaks)
starring dadadrumpf as himself,
casting by dadadrumpf,
mike pence (formerly mike twopence) as vicedrumpf,
steve bannon (formerly steve babboon) as all right (formerly alt-right),
legal services by rudy gulianni,
general flynn as maddog,
elizabeth warren as pocahontas - a native american activist,
barny rubble as captain john smith (formerly general smith) - but now reduced to rubble,
our story opens as dada calls poca
dada - listen poky - you have to end the lodgebuilders strike
poca - sorry dada but theyre protesting until you use native cut instead of imported lodge poles
dada - offer them discounts on lodging - ttyl
dada - ivanka get me maddog
dada - maddog declare war on the spanish - theyre stealing all the gold i need to put on my drumpf lodges...
later
dada -- oooh gimme another drumpfstick -- im stuffed - i was gonna pardon this turkey - but now youll have to resurect it - or regurgitate it -----
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