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He ain't too hip, about that new breed babe
He's really a big drag
donny's got a brand new bag
Come here mama, and dig this crazy scene
He's really fancy, but his line is never clean
He's really a big drag
donny's got a brand new bag
He's really a Jerk,
He likes to Fly
Don't play him cheap 'cause you know he ain't shy
He looks like a Monkey, he's a Masher too,
Jump back Jack, Skip to my loo.
Come here sister
donny's in the swing
He ain't too hip now
But he can dig that new breed babe;
He's really a big drag
donny's got a brand new bag
Cognitive Decline? Trump Repeatedly Fumbles in Multiple Weird Rants
Donald Trump made several gaffes throughout his speeches during the Memorial Day weekend.
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The president and his speechwriters just had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad weekend.
Over
the course of 72 hours, Donald Trump droned and dragged his way through
stump speeches and interviews with the press, making some critics
question whether the 78-year-old was still totally with it.
Trump
urged the officer class of West Point Military Academy to “not lose
momentum” on Saturday—but while doing so, he went on a long, rambling side note about Cold War-era real estate businessman Bill Leavitt and his “trophy wife,” his yacht, and how he lost it all.
At
an Arlington Memorial Day ceremony intended to commemorate fallen
soldiers, Trump basically alleged that his second term was a gift from
God because the nation would experience both the World Cup and the
Olympics during the next four years.
“In some ways I’m glad I missed that second term where it was,” Trump said,
apparently refusing once again to acknowledge that he lost the 2020
presidential election. “Because I wouldn’t be your president for
that—most important of all, in addition we have the World Cup and we
have the Olympics.”
“Can
you imagine, I miss that four years and now I have everything,” Trump
continued. “Amazing the way things work out. God did that, I believe
that.”
(The
World Cup and the Olympics are not scheduled by God, as you can
imagine. Instead, they are both held every four years, with host
countries selected through non-national organizations.)
During the same speech, Trump offered another verbal “covfefe” moment, lazily stumbling over the word “cryptologist” and instead blurting out “cryptolologic” while referring to a technician.
On
Sunday, Trump spoke with reporters on the tarmac in Morristown, New
Jersey, only to reveal (while boasting) that he actually did not
understand the specifics of a deal between U.S. Steel and Japanese
company Nippon Steel. Trump had announced the partnership on social
media Friday, claiming that it would create “at least 70,000 jobs” and
add “$14 billion dollars” to the economy. But instead of sharing the
specifics of the deal on Sunday, the president mistakenly pitched that
Japanese carmaker Nissan was involved in the steel arrangement.
“Everybody
seems to want it, and we’ll see. We’ll see what the final is, but
they’re going to invest billions of dollars in steel, and it’s a good
company—Nissan—a very good company,” Trump said. “It’s an investment and a partial ownership but it will be controlled by the U.S.A.”
in his post-factual post-reality post-historic (because america as
history knows it will be gone) cabinet of prehistoric predators drumpf
has chosen a true rogues gallery:
Rinchenia Probactrosaurus -- Chief Of Staff
Steven K. Bagaceratops -- Chief Strategist And Senior Counsel
Donald Magyarosaurus -- White House Counsel
Exxonnosaurus Rex -- Secretary of State
Senator Jeff Secernosaurus -- Attorney General
Gen. James Muttaburrasaurus -- Secretary Of Defense
Gen. John Kentrosaurus -- Secretary Of Homeland Security
steven Mononykus -- Secretary of the Treasury
Andy Pantydraco -- Secretary of Labor
Wilbur Rhoetosaurus -- Secretary of Commerce
Cathy McMorris Riojasaurus -- Secretary of the Interior
Rick Pterodactyl -- Secretary Of Ooops(Energy)
Nemicolopterus crypticus -- Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Lt. Gen. Microraptor Flynn -- National Security Advisor
Kritosaurus McFarland -- Deputy National Security Advisor
Mike Podokesaurus -- CIA Director
Governor Nikki Haplocanthosaurus -- U.S. Ambassador To The United Nations
Betsy Diplodocus -- Secretary of Education
Tom pliosaur -- Secretary of Health and Human Services
Elaine Chindesaurus -- Secretary of Transportation
Scott Proceratosaurus -- Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency
Seismosaurus Verma -- Administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services
we have only to expect a mass extinction - of us! - with proportions yet to be imagined
trump bombs america