Sunday, November 10, 2024
unbelievably some women still supported trump
Saturday, November 9, 2024
trumpty dumpty
trumpty dumpty - a grim election tale
in calexico where kubla don,
a stately border wall decreed,
in az new mex and texas too,
where security is in need,
trumpety dumpty will build a great wall,
like all things of donald it will not be small,
bigger greater too than china’s,
or the one torn down by regan (ronald),
with a beautiful gate to keep them out,
thats whats decreed by donald,
with trump towers all along it,
1 - 2 3 - 4 5 - 6 or seven,
and turrets high atop - machine guns too,
to escort those lost -- to heaven,
theyll bigly come by droves,
on foot on horseback - carrying ladders,
and mexico will pay for it,
thats all that really matters,
it will keep out the wetbacks,
and mohammedans too,
but something there is that doesnt love it,
------ true --------
Friday, November 8, 2024
deck the halls?
rama lama fa fa fa
when you see dadadrumpf on the holidays and really feel like decking him - deck the halls instead!
Deck the halls with bows to folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
build the wall we'll all be jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
build the wall we'll all be jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don will not don gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
promises he made will soon unravel
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
promises he made will soon unravel
Fa la la la la, la la la la
See the flaming fool before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Strike at work and join the chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Strike at work and join the chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Follow him in cautious measure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
While he loots our nation's treasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
While he loots our nation's treasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fast away the old year passes
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hail the fearless leader's gasses
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hail the fearless leader's gasses
Fa la la la la, la la la la
hang the expensive drumpftree ornaments
Fa la la la la, la la la la
He's heedless now of your forlorn laments
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
He's heedless now of your forlorn laments
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Deck the halls with tired cliches
Fa la la la la, la la la la
if this were france hes be a vichy
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
if this were france hes be a vichy
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our alt-right hoods
Fa la la la la, la la la la
see how he now delivers the goods
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
see how he now delivers the goods
Fa la la la la, la la la la
ride the ship named donald's folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
make amerrika great again oh golly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
make amerrika great again oh golly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
thanks to
BROOKS, KIX / DEMARCUS, JAY / TRADITIONAL
BROOKS, KIX / DEMARCUS, JAY / TRADITIONAL
trumps patience is TAXed by his need of a good TAX lawyer - he may soon need a TAXidermist
Wednesday, November 6, 2024
the 40 days of trumpmas - epilogue
make america grape again
on this zeroth minus one day of our countdown array
nightfall comes and soon we slumber
some measure their hopes in dribbles and drabs
and some do by the numbers
but hillarys shown us all that she has bigger balls
so pour another jigger
deck the halls?
rama lama fa fa fa
when you see dadadrumpf on the holidays and really feel like decking him - deck the halls instead!
Deck the halls with bows to folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
build the wall we'll all be jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
build the wall we'll all be jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don will not don gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
promises he made will soon unravel
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
promises he made will soon unravel
Fa la la la la, la la la la
See the flaming fool before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Strike at work and join the chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Strike at work and join the chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Follow him in cautious measure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
While he loots our nation's treasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
While he loots our nation's treasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fast away the old year passes
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hail the fearless leader's gasses
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hail the fearless leader's gasses
Fa la la la la, la la la la
hang the expensive drumpftree ornaments
Fa la la la la, la la la la
He's heedless now of your forlorn laments
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
He's heedless now of your forlorn laments
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Deck the halls with tired cliches
Fa la la la la, la la la la
if this were france hes be a vichy
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
if this were france hes be a vichy
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our alt-right hoods
Fa la la la la, la la la la
see how he now delivers the goods
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
see how he now delivers the goods
Fa la la la la, la la la la
ride the ship named donald's folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
make amerrika great again oh golly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
make amerrika great again oh golly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
thanks to
BROOKS, KIX / DEMARCUS, JAY / TRADITIONAL
BROOKS, KIX / DEMARCUS, JAY / TRADITIONAL
a dadadrumpf drumpfsgiving - make america gobble again
trumpfkeys - the biggest turkeys ever (formerly drumpfsteaks)
a dadadrumpf drumpfsgiving - make america gobble again
drought to you by trumpfkeys - the biggest turkeys ever (formerly drumpfsteaks)
starring dadadrumpf as himself,
casting by dadadrumpf,
mike pence (formerly mike twopence) as vicedrumpf,
steve bannon (formerly steve babboon) as all right (formerly alt-right),
legal services by rudy gulianni,
general flynn as maddog,
elizabeth warren as pocahontas - a native american activist,
barny rubble as captain john smith (formerly general smith) - but now reduced to rubble,
our story opens as dada calls poca
dada - listen poky - you have to end the lodgebuilders strike
poca - sorry dada but theyre protesting until you use native cut instead of imported lodge poles
dada - offer them discounts on lodging - ttyl
dada - ivanka get me maddog
dada - maddog declare war on the spanish - theyre stealing all the gold i need to put on my drumpf lodges...
later
dada -- oooh gimme another drumpfstick -- im stuffed - i was gonna pardon this turkey - but now youll have to resurect it - or regurgitate it -----
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