dadadrumpf's bottom line (auld lang syne)

dadadrumpf's bottom line (auld lang syne)

 

as golden towers rust and fade

and blonde returns to grey

americans despite our sins

remember better days

 

should old elections be forgot

and never brought to mind

america once proud and strong

is just drumpf's bottom line

 

it's just drumpf's bottom line my friend 

we're just drumpf's bottom line

america once proud and strong

is just drumpf's bottom line

 

For just drumpf's bottom line, my dear,

for just drumpf's bottom line,

we'll take a cup of hemlock yet,

for just drumpf's bottom line.

 

We who have run about the slopes,

and picked the daisies fine;

remember our once peaceful land,

before drumpf's bottom line

 

it's just drumpf's bottom line my friend 

we're just drumpf's bottom line

america once proud and strong

is just drumpf's bottom line

 

We who have paddled our clear stream,

from morning sun till dine;

But now pollution broad has roared

since just drumpf's bottom line

 

it's just drumpf's bottom line my friend 

we're just drumpf's bottom line

america once proud and strong

is just drumpf's bottom line

 

And there’s a hand my trusty friend!

And give me a hand o’ thine!

And we’ll take a right good-will draught,

forgetting drumpf's bottom line

 

it's just drumpf's bottom line my friend 

we're just drumpf's bottom line

america once proud and strong

is just drumpf's bottom line

 

so now they have dog dna tests?

https://www.chicagotribune.com/consumer-reviews/sns-bestreviews-shopping-which-dog-dna-test-should-i-buy-20201226-qyk2ckgakvd73m2mzzegdsjwx4-story.html#nt=pf-triple%20chain~unnamed-chain-1~recommender~automated~ss-consumer-reviews-rec~QYK2CKGAKVD73M2MZZEGDSJWX4~3~5~1~2~art%20yes 

 

 i guess now trump can see if he really is a son of a bitch

the covid depression christmas song 2020 (like nat king cole sang it)

this is a song i first tried to write a long time ago and feel that its appropriate to publish now...

the covid depression christmas song 2020 (like nat king cole sang it)


reindeer roasting on an open fire
elves just looking to get paid
santa got hit by recession this year
there werent many toys on christmas day ... everybody knows

boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help keep the fireplace bright
we burned a dresser and an ottoman
as children huddled closer this cold night

(they know that santas been laid off
and he and mrs clause have caught a nasty cough
but with his rising healthcare cost
it seems his battle with blue cross is all but lost)

they know that santa struggled too
he did as much as any jolly elf could do
but he got laid off at the mall
and he wont be decking anybodys halls ... with

boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help to keep the fireplace bright
and every mothers child is gonna try
to see if reindeer tastes better baked or fried

and now kriss kringles gone away
foreclosure signs are in his yard and his driveway
and all the elves have been laid off
their jobs are now in taiwan and bangkok, ... and china

i sing this song without expecting praise
from those just trying to survive
if we make it through new years its a miracle
and another year we have to keep alive

 

the christmas song 2020 (like nat king cole sang it)

this is a song i first tried to write a long time ago and feel that its appropriate to publish now...

the christmas song 2020 (like nat king cole sang it)


reindeer roasting on an open fire
elves just looking to get paid
santa got hit by recession this year
there werent many toys on christmas day ... everybody knows

boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help keep the fireplace bright
we burned a dresser and an ottoman
as children huddled closer this cold night

(they know that santas been laid off
and he and mrs clause have caught a nasty cough
but with his rising healthcare cost
it seems his battle with blue cross is all but lost)

they know that santa struggled too
he did as much as any jolly elf could do
but he got laid off at the mall
and he wont be decking anybodys halls ... with

boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help to keep the fireplace bright
and every mothers child is gonna try
to see if reindeer tastes better baked or fried

and now kriss kringles gone away
forclosure signs are in his yard and his driveway
and all the elves have been laid off
their jobs are now in taiwan and bangkok, ... and china

i sing this song without expecting praise
from those just trying to survive
if we make it through new years its a miracle
and another year we have to keep alive

new dawn new day new year new life new deal

 

 

  

new dawn new day new year new life new deal

 

(in the mood of 'new york, new york' thanks to

	Fred Ebb, John Kander,  and nina simone)

joes biden his time,

while they clean the white house,

with harris the harrier gettin rid of the germs

and a big orange louse,

 

hope they put him away,

in an orange padded cell,

where he can tweet at the hundred thousand souls that he sent to hell,

and forever he can stew and rant and rage and let out a squeal,

 

new dawn new day new year new life new deal,

were almost rid,

of the blight weve endured,

for the past 4 years now what ails us might be finally cured,

put joltin joe up against corona and hell knock it out,

while that creepy orange oligarch in his cell will just pout,

new dawn new day new year new life no doubt,

were tired of waking up in a country that doesnt sleep,

worrying about him pressing the button,

so lets just throw him on the heap,

and keep spreading the news,

hes leaving real soon,

we wont have to have any more part of that orange baboon,

new dawn new day new year new life new tune

new years eve

  

waiting for the balls to decend

 

 

new years eve - waiting for the balls to descend...

in times square? -------- not! --------

--- in dadadrumpf's pants!

 

the 40 days of trumpmas - epilogue

  

make america grape again

 

 

on this zeroth minus one day of our countdown array

nightfall comes and soon we slumber

some measure their hopes in dribbles and drabs

and some do by the numbers

but hillarys shown us all that she has bigger balls
so pour another jigger

and pray to your lucky stars above trumps short fingers dont reach the trigger