donald (no relation) wiggly

  

donald wiggly

 

hippity hop with a creak and a stop hobbled donald (no relation) wiggly-tale,

 i'll lie to you and mislead you too so i can win quite big-ly

the 40 days of trumpmas - a surreal serial poem

 

  

Remember, remember! The fifth of trumpvember

 the 40 days of trumpmas - a serial poem

 

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

 

in 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

 

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

 

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

 

our days are down to just 36,

before our problems the don will fix,

he will on day one do what hes said - true,

he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

 

on the 35th day of trumpmas

yes just seven weeks remain!

will the polls and tallies deliver us

donald with his golden mane?

 

34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,

though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,

he wouldnt defend his master's string pulling,

to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?

 

just 33 days till the macho tornado,

unless its blown away by hurricane machado,

with women and voters he has so much to loose.

keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)

 

32 days and we’ve been hit by the big blowhard,

donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)

this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment

but if you want a job you could be donald’s campaign manager (unless youre a jew)

 

31 days, just a month, remains;

will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?

or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;

when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!

 

election comes this time (in 30 days) each 4 years,

time for praise and tears and fears;

as polls will open in many states,

vote early, please dont vote late!

 

down to 29, just a leap february,

and theres still the donald quite

contrary;

donald donald, how does your garden grow?

quoth the master debater, "with pretty maids groped in a row"

 

just 28 days - later or soon,

and the zombies will rise, led by the big goon;

unless everyone gets a reality inoculation,

i might have to move to canada for a well deserved vacation; 

 

now just 27, less than 4 weeks,

no time for you to say 'yikes!' or 'eeeks!'

obama wants to go to mars and colonize it for man,

lets send trump tomorrow! and colonize it for orangutan!

 

26 days are all that remain,

will our democracy and economy go down the drain?

if we all keep listening to the blustering oaf,

will he give jobs and prosperity? - or just half a loaf

 

25 days - will more women speak?,

of the antics of donald who the presidency seeks,

dating 14 year old girls or groping their mothers,

how did the gop pick him over the others?,

 

24 days - were down to two dozen,

the next woman who speaks just might be your cousin,

or mother or sister, aunt, niece, even daughter,

describing the circumstance in which donald caught her,

 

23 days left and trump doesnt yet have as many accusers,

as cosby, but he assures us that they are all really losers,

sent by bankers or hillary with secret agendas,

to disrupt our election of him - our defender!,

 

22 days and we know charity begins at home,

but donalds attention is so prone to roam,

his gift that disappeared to 911 survivors from his foundation?,

oops! maybe donald spent it on a vacation,

 

21 days and trump says the election may be rig-ly,

if hes not the winner and his total's not big-ly,

tremendously higher than hillary gets,

he warns his supporters may all lose their wits,

 

20 days left and while george zimmerman still walks free,

the man who shot at HIM got 20 years - while trayvon got eternity,

trump wants us to support our cops and maintain law and order,

he'll put all the inner city dwellers in jail, and send the immigrant criminals far across the border,

 

19 days left till we all go to pretend,

to elect someone to lead us, as if on it our lives depend,

but wise man, donald trump, already really knows,

who we really voted for - a wolf in president's clothes?,

 

18 days and we bad hombres demand a rebate,

on the ill feelings left since the comments of one candidate,

the debaters have met in their final grudge match,

but only donald can say from whose hands victory will be snatched,

 

17 days and our government is corrupt with quid pro quo,

did you take latin at wharton? is that how you know?,

donald wants us to fire at them all - the bureaucrats lined up in rows,

and believe me, corruption is a subject. that donald really knows,

 

16 days - lets set term limits on all our office holders,

and put all our women in binders - or maybe in folders,

donalds endless complaints are becoming a sour whine,

have a little cheese with that, from wisconsin, where 

hillary's doing fine,

 

15 days and on stocking covered thighs did linger,

two miniature hands with two thumbs and eight tiny fingers,

they belonged to the donald who believed that he owned,

any thing that he wanted - or anyone he got alone,

 

14 days yes only two weeks,

till the duke of orange assends to the throne he seeks?,

to rule all americans, the strong and the weak?,

and dominate the globe with power that's peak?,

 

the 13th day to go - does that seem unlucky?,

not for donald whos lately been appearing quite plucky,

claiming media, polls, and parties are against him,

and rallying his multitudes with wit waxing dim,

 

on the 12th day of trumpmas donald awoke with a jerk,

promptly fired his latest campaign manager (who considered that a perk),

if youre "AAAfroAAAmurikan" and unemployed i can put you to work,

barked donald the businessman from behind his sly smirk,

 

it's the 11th and engineer casey trump is in the caboose,

i hear some of you saying oh no! what's the use,

our campaign will probably just go off the tracks,

but donald says its ok - cause he's got "the blacks",

 

just ten days left yes only one-zero,

til donald is hoping that he'll be your hero,

as new hillary emails come under investigation,

donald hopes to rename camp david to camp donald for

his vacations,

 

like a cat has nine lives we're left with only 9 days,

till we're subject to donald? and his old wicked ways,

on foreign affairs he says he'll save us from isis,

but his domestic affairs are misogyny and crisis,

 

our days are numbered - yes only eight,

till once again we make america great,

by getting rid of candidates who have nothing to add,

goodbye donald you wont make america sad,

 

just one week to go - its day minus seven,

till america's lifted above - to trumpty dump heaven?,

where for rich folks like donald opportunity abounds,

and we keep the working poor with a wall that surrounds,

 

how the time it does fly its already day 6,

till americans problems the donald will fix,

his solutions begin on trumpday number one,

dont you like them? they'll come at the barrel of a gun,

 

Five days to go, baby, One in five,

No one here gets out alive, now,

david dukes not opposed to all jews,

he backs trump - who are you going to choose?,

 

only 4 days left till the armaged-don,

he'll seize power by the horns once he has won,

and donnie will be what he longs for - a winner,

using the FBI to wreak havoc on hillary the sinner,

 

only three left, just a triad of days,

and the donald his supporters continues to amaze,

with hoopla and folderoll made up in his head,

his winning temperament will leave us all dead,

 

just a pair of days - 2 - till trump paradise,

since these words you're reading please heed my advice,

the creatures that surround us are beginning to bite,

'blacks for trump' fear the Illuminati so lets turn out their light,

 

just a single day left till our thanksgiving,

deliver us from donald and preserve the living,

forget sanity and disgard your misgivings,

but pray hard to your gods that they'll be forgiving,

since we've got the nukes why can't we use'em?,

on the road to 2016 why couldn't we lose HIM?,

 

and trumpmas now has finally come,

the tallies will count up to a winning sum,

unless the earth is struck soon by a cataclysmic comet,

to elect a candidate who just makes you want to vomit?,

we wish you a merry trumpmas at this time each 4 years,

if you have'nt voted you've lost the chance to mitigate your fears,

cause donald duck is ready to lead, forget your crocodile tears,

so you'd better get the vaseline and lubricate your rears!

qui bono

 

qui and bono - The Beat Goes On

 

drumpf says 'i really really like qui bono - and cher was not too bad too when she was younger'

"The Beat Goes On"

[Chorus:]
The beat goes on, the beat goes on
Drums keep pounding
A rhythm to the brain
La de da de de, la de da de da

Charleston was once the rage, uh huh
History has turned the page, uh huh
The mini skirts the current thing, uh huh
Teenybopper is our newborn king, uh huh

[Chorus]

The grocery store's the super mart, uh huh
Little girls still break their hearts, uh huh
And men still keep on marching off to war
Electrically they keep a baseball score

[Chorus]

Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce
Boys keep chasing girls to get a kiss
The cars keep going faster all the time
Bums still cry, "Hey buddy,
have you got a dime?"

[Chorus]

thanks to SONNY & CHER

trump issues statement at mara lego

 

trump issues statement at mara lego

 

trump issues statement at mara lego

 

trump says all the womens statements about his indiscretions are false — and politically motivated

a dadadrumpf drumpfsgiving - make america gobble again

 

  

trumpfkeys - the biggest turkeys ever (formerly drumpfsteaks)

 

 

a dadadrumpf drumpfsgiving - make america gobble again

drought to you by trumpfkeys - the biggest turkeys ever (formerly drumpfsteaks)

starring dadadrumpf as himself,

casting by dadadrumpf,

mike pence (formerly mike twopence) as vicedrumpf,

steve bannon (formerly steve babboon) as all right (formerly alt-right),

legal services by rudy gulianni,

general flynn as maddog,

elizabeth warren as pocahontas - a native american activist,

barny rubble as captain john smith (formerly general smith) - but now reduced to rubble,

our story opens as dada calls poca

dada - listen poky - you have to end the lodgebuilders strike

poca - sorry dada but theyre protesting until you use native cut instead of imported lodge poles

dada - offer them discounts on lodging - ttyl

dada - ivanka get me maddog

dada - maddog declare war on the spanish - theyre stealing all the gold i need to put on my drumpf lodges...

later

dada -- oooh gimme another drumpfstick -- im stuffed - i was gonna pardon this turkey - but now youll have to resurect it - or regurgitate it -----

dadadrumpf divestment

  

with so many conflicts of his multitudes of interests what we need from the fearless leader-elect aren't bullet proof vests but bullshit proof divestments

Dada Drumpf

  

Dadatrump Descending a Staircase

 

 get ready for a dadaist presidency — an affront to art sanity politics and life

 

Babes In TrumpToy Land - unbelievably some women still support trump - their 'protector'

 

group of the donald's female supporters in palm beach fla

 

women trump respect “I cherish women. I want to help women. I’m going to be able to do things for women that no other candidate would be able to do, and it’s very important to me”

trump’s campaign wonders why they’re not getting support from women then they realize its because they lack the "why" chromosome

 

 

 

drumpf wins bigly thanks to big dada

  

is he not a man? he is devo

 

 

dadadrumpf wins bigly thanks to big dada

is he not a man? he is devo

 

 

drain the swamp

 

  

trumps gonna drain the swamp - into your aquifer

trump trump go away

 

  

trump trump go away

 

 

trump trump go away

racist sexist anti gay

old trumpdonald

  

old trumpdonald

 

Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had a christy
E-I-E-I-O
With a bridge gate here
And a lane closure there
Here a bridge, there a gate
Everywhere a bridge gate Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O

Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had a pence
E-I-E-I-O
With a rfra here
And a nra there
Here a gun, there a right
Everywhere no gay rights Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O

Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had a rudy
E-I-E-I-O
With a fbi leak here
And a stop n frisk there
Here a stop, there a frisk
Everywhere a fbi leak Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O

Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had a force
E-I-E-I-O
With an alien here
And a border wall there
Here a illegal, there a muslim
Everywhere a border wall Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O

Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had a pussy
E-I-E-I-O
With a miss piggy here
And a miss universe there
Here a grab, there a grab
Everywhere a miss housekeeping Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O

Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had some properties
E-I-E-I-O
With a mara lago here
And a trump tower there
Here a trump , there a place
Everywhere a trump place
With a bridge gate here
And a christy there
Here a bridge, there a gate
Everywhere a bridge gate
With a mile pence here
And a rfra there
Here a mike, there a pence
Everywhere a rfra
With a rudy here
And a fbi probe there
Here a rudy, there a giuliani
Everywhere a giuliani
With a pussy cat here
And a miss piggy there
Here a pussy, there a piggy
Everywhere a universe
With a border wall here
And a illegal there Here a border there a wall Everywhere a border wall

Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-OOOOOOO.........

 

 

a little bird told me

 

 

 a little bird told me 

 

 

Elon Musk responds to Twitter’s threat to sue him over reneging on deal with a meme

 

grabbing attention

 

  

TRUMPONS

 

whether youre grabbing for the truth or just grasping at straws - try new TRUMPONS - a new feminine hygiene product guaranteed to stop the flow of - whatever

make america grope again

 

  

make america grope again

 

the only thing donalds not groping for is the truth - he even tried to bribe journalists for good coverage during his campaign - including megan kelly of fox - apparently in an effort to control what came out of her 'wherever'

musky odor detected and eliminated

 

 

twitter users complaining of a musky odor are now relieved since the cause has been found and prospectively eliminated

khantroversy

 

  

it can happen here

 

the anti muslim page on trumps website was gone earlier but is back so rest assured bigots hes still your guy (fawkes)

a little bird told me

 a little bird told me 

 

 

Elon Musk responds to Twitter’s threat to sue him over reneging on deal with a meme

 

 

make america grape again (caution - may contain fragments of pith)

 

make america grape again

 

 

or orange lemon lime apple cherry or ...

...one nation under trump taking liberties and juices for all…

caution — contains artificial flavors colors toxic waste petroleum byproducts rendered meat meal carcinogens ...

 

a grim election tale

 

  

make america grape again

 

in calexico where kubla don,

a stately border wall decreed,

in az new mex and texas too,

where security is in need,

trumpety dumpty will build a great wall,

like all things of donald it will not be small,

bigger greater too than china’s,

or the one torn down by regan (ronald),

with a beautiful gate to keep them out,

 thats whats decreed by donald,

with trump towers all along it,

1 - 2  3 - 4  5 - 6 or seven,

and turrets high atop - machine guns too,

to escort those lost -- to heaven,

hillary bernie biden too,

will feel the burning love,

for the wall and its machine guns,

towering high above,

theyll bigly come by droves,

on foot on horseback - carrying ladders,

and mexico will pay for it,

thats all that really matters,

it will keep out the wetbacks,

 and mohammedans too,

but something there is that doesnt love it,

------ true --------