Sunday, October 13, 2024

dadadrumpf starts smoking cuban cigars

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cuban cigars
 
 

Dear Lawyers,  (from Beggars Banquet)

Oh help us, please lawyers, we're damaged There's a pain where there once was a heart

 It's sleepin, it's a beatin' Can't ya please tear it out,

 and impeach it Right there in that jar?

Oh help us, please mama, we're sick'ning

 It's today that's the day of the plunge

 Oh the man who's to lead us Is a bow-legged sow

 we've been soakin' up drink like a sponge

"Don't ya worry, get dressed," cried my mother

 As she plied us with bourbon so sour

 Pull your socks up, put your suit on Comb your long hair down,

 He'll be inaugurated in the hour

So help us, please lawyers, we're damaged

 There's a pain where there once was a heart 

we're sleepin, it's a beatin' Can't ya please take it out,

 and impeach it Right there in that jar?

Oh help us, please lawyers, we're damaged 

There's a pain where there once was a heart 

we're sleepin, it's a beatin' Can't ya please tear it out, 

and impeach  it Right there in that jar?

we were tremblin', as we put on our jackets 

they had creases as sharp as a knife 

we put our i.d.s in our pockets But there was a note 

And my heart it jumped into my mouth

It read, "voters, I'm not sorry to hurt you. 

But I have no courage to speak to your faces. 

But I'm down in Havana dealing casinos with Raul 

There be no inauguration today."

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So help us, please lawyers, we're damaged 

You can put back our hearts in their holes 

Oh mama, we're cryin' Tears of relief 

And our pulses are under control

thanls to KEITH RICHARDS, MICK JAGGER

 

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