trump declares war on mineapolis and greenland due to internet emojency and to celebrate the first year of his second term

 

he released an explanatory statement: 

🌥️ Sun Behind Large Cloud

⛱️ Umbrella on Ground

🌂 Closed Umbrella

🌩️ Cloud With Lightning

🌦️ Sun Behind Rain Cloud

🌛 First Quarter Moon Face

🌫️ Fog

⛅ Sun Behind Cloud

☂️ Umbrella

⛈️ Cloud With Lightning and Rain

🌜 Last Quarter Moon Face

🌡️ Thermometer

🌤️ Sun Behind Small Cloud

🌨️ Cloud With Snow

☔ Umbrella With Rain Drops

🌪️ Tornado

🌬️ Wind Face

🌝 Full Moon Face

🌠 Shooting Star

🌧️ Cloud With Rain

🪐 Ringed Planet

🌚 New Moon Face

☄️ Comet

🌗 Last Quarter Moon

☁️ Cloud

🌞 Sun With Face

⛄ Snowman Without Snow

💧 Droplet

⚡ High Voltage

🌈 Rainbow

🌌 Milky Way

🌓 First Quarter Moon

🌕 Full Moon

🌊 Water Wave

🌙 Crescent Moon

🌀 Cyclone

☃️ Snowman

🌖 Waning Gibbous Moon

🌘 Waning Crescent Moon

🌔 Waxing Gibbous Moon

🌑 New Moon

☀️ Sun

🌟 Glowing Star

🌒 Waxing Crescent Moon

⭐ Star

❄️ Snowflake

🔥 Fire

⛩️ Place Religious

🕍 Synagogue

⛩️ Shinto Shrine

🛕 Hindu Temple

🕌 Mosque

🕋 Kaaba

⛪ Church

⏰ Time

🕢 Seven-Thirty

🕟 Four-Thirty

🕣 Eight-Thirty

🕤 Nine-Thirty

🕠 Five-Thirty

🕡 Six-Thirty

🕥 Ten-Thirty

🕞 Three-Thirty

🕚 Eleven O’clock

🕦 Eleven-Thirty

🕖 Seven O’clock

🕘 Nine O’clock

🕜 One-Thirty

🕧 Twelve-Thirty

🕗 Eight O’clock

🕕 Six O’clock

🕙 Ten O’clock

🕔 Five O’clock

🕓 Four O’clock

🕝 Two-Thirty

🕐 One O’clock

🕒 Three O’clock

🕑 Two O’clock

⏲️ Timer Clock

⏱️ Stopwatch

🕰️ Mantelpiece Clock

🕛 Twelve O’clock

⌚ Watch

⏰ Alarm Clock

⌛ Hourglass Done

⏳ Hourglass Not Done

🌏 Place Map

🗾 Map of Japan

🌏 Globe Showing Asia-Australia

🧭 Compass

🌍 Globe Showing Europe-Africa

🗺️ World Map

🌐 Globe With Meridians

🌎 Globe Showing Americas

🪵 Place Building

🏣 Japanese Post Office

🏤 Post Office

🛖 Hut

🏬 Department Store

🏪 Convenience Store

🏩 Love Hotel

🏟️ Stadium

🗼 Tokyo Tower

🏯 Japanese Castle

🏚️ Derelict House

🏨 Hotel

🏭 Factory

🏘️ Houses

🏗️ Building Construction

💒 Wedding

🪵 Wood

🏥 Hospital

🏦 Bank

🗽 Statue of Liberty

🏢 Office Building

🏡 House With Garden

🪨 Rock

🧱 Brick

🏫 School

🏛️ Classical Building

🏰 Castle

🏠 House

💺 Transport Air

🚟 Suspension Railway

🚠 Mountain Cableway

💺 Seat

🛩️ Small Airplane

🛰️ Satellite

🚡 Aerial Tramway

🛬 Airplane Arrival

🚁 Helicopter

🪂 Parachute

🛫 Airplane Departure

🛸 Flying Saucer

✈️ Airplane

🚀 Rocket

🧳 Hotel

🛎️ Bellhop Bell

🧳 Luggage

🚤 Transport Water

⛴️ Ferry

🛳️ Passenger Ship

🛟 Ring Buoy

🛥️ Motor Boat

🚤 Speedboat

🛶 Canoe

⚓ Anchor

⛵ Sailboat

🚢 Ship

🚗 Transport Ground

🦼 Motorized Wheelchair

🚝 Monorail

🦽 Manual Wheelchair

🚊 Tram

🚋 Tram Car

🚈 Light Rail

🚎 Trolleybus

🚞 Mountain Railway

🚖 Oncoming Taxi

🛤️ Railway Track

🚏 Bus Stop

🚉 Station

🛴 Kick Scooter

🚃 Railway Car

🛺 Auto Rickshaw

🚄 High-Speed Train

🚍 Oncoming Bus

🚐 Minibus

🚅 Bullet Train

🛢️ Oil Drum

🛵 Motor Scooter

⛽ Fuel Pump

🛼 Roller Skate

🚆 Train

🛻 Pickup Truck

🚥 Horizontal Traffic Light

🚦 Vertical Traffic Light

🛹 Skateboard

🚛 Articulated Lorry

🚇 Metro

🚙 Sport Utility Vehicle

🚒 Fire Engine

🚲 Bicycle

🚔 Oncoming Police Car

🚕 Taxi

🛣️ Motorway

🚂 Locomotive

🚓 Police Car

🚜 Tractor

🚌 Bus

🏍️ Motorcycle

🚘 Oncoming Automobile

🚑 Ambulance

🚚 De