Wednesday, October 7, 2020
post-de-partum de-pression
post-de-partum de-pression
since the election dadadrumpf-de-dumpty hasnt persued his birther de-mands to de-legitimize obama any more
poor man must be suffering from post-de-partum de-pression
Sunday, October 23, 2022
donald, The orange faced oligarch
Wednesday, October 7, 2020
donald, The orange faced oligarch
donald, The orange faced oligarch
donald, The orange faced oligarch
You know bush1, and bush2, and
reagan, and nixon,
gingrich, and ryan, and
kasich and christie,
fiorina and gilmore,
huckabee and bush,
and gilmore and carson,
and cruz and rubio,
santorum and paul,
But do you recall
The most famous republican of all?
reagan, and nixon,
gingrich, and ryan, and
kasich and christie,
fiorina and gilmore,
huckabee and bush,
and gilmore and carson,
and cruz and rubio,
santorum and paul,
But do you recall
The most famous republican of all?
donald, The orange faced oligarch
had a lot of shiny bling
and if you ever saw him
you would say that that's his thing
had a lot of shiny bling
and if you ever saw him
you would say that that's his thing
All of the other republicans
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor donald
play in the republican games.
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor donald
play in the republican games.
Then once long before Christmas eve
breitbart came to say:
"donald with your bling so bright,
won't you guide our movement tonight?"
breitbart came to say:
"donald with your bling so bright,
won't you guide our movement tonight?"
Then all the republicans loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
donald, The orange faced oligarch,
you'll go down in history!
thanks to Johnny Marks
as they shouted out with glee,
donald, The orange faced oligarch,
you'll go down in history!
thanks to Johnny Marks
the 40 days of trumpmas
Tuesday, October 6, 2020
the 40 days of trumpmas
make america grape again
for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,
his lies and hate on whom he disdains,
but election day will come so soon,
we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;
1n 39 days full of world wide problems.
we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,
but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,
what could be worse? - you could be his wife;
in 38 days just what will you do?
the donald has said he likes lgbtq,
but as he bullies his women and all his men too,
if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?
in just 37 days, some people are saying,
(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)
the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,
and thus make america grape again,
our days are down to just 36,
before our problems the don will fix,
he will on day one do what hes said - true,
he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!
on the 35th day of trumpmas
yes just seven weeks remain!
will the polls and tallies deliver us
donald with his golden mane?
34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,
though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,
he wouldnt defend his master's string pulling,
to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?
just 33 days till the macho tornado,
unless its blown away by hurricane machado,
with women and voters he has so much to loose.
keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)
32 days and we’ve been hit by the big blowhard,
donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)
this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment
but if you want a job you could be donald’s campaign manager (unless youre a jew)
31 days, just a month, remains;
will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?
or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;
when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!
election comes this time (in 30 days) each 4 years,
time for praise and tears and fears;
as polls will open in many states,
vote early, please dont vote late!
down to 29, just a leap february,
and theres still the donald quite
contrary;
donald donald, how does your garden grow?
quoth the master debater, "with pretty maids groped in a row"
just 28 days - later or soon,
and the zombies will rise, led by the big goon;
unless everyone gets a reality inoculation,
i might have to move to canada for a well deserved vacation;
the sessions sessions
Tuesday, October 6, 2020
the sessions sessions
the sessions sessions - now playing - live - on a tv or radio near you
the sessions sessions - now playing - live - on a tv or radio near you
featuring - jefferson beauregard sessions - lead vocals
Sen. Tim Scott - bass
ted 'pablo' cruz, Richard Shelby and Susan Collins, and Attorney General Michael Mukasey, former Deputy Attorney General Larry Thompson and labor law expert Peter Kirsanow - backup vocals
Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley - vocal harmony
Sens. Dianne Feinstein, Patrick Leahy, and Lindsey Graham, and Georgia Rep. John Lewis, New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker and Louisiana Rep. Cedric Richmond - various percussion
Sen. Al Franken - rim-shots
setlist —
1 Introduced by fellow senators
2 Civil rights record
3 Tense back and forth with Franken over record
4 Muslim ban?
5 Contentious hearing
6 pledges to recuse himself from Clinton probes
7 Opposition from the left
8 Prosecutorial conduct and the Justice Department
dadadrumpf to put assets in a half-blind trust
Saturday, October 22, 2022
the 40 days of trumpmas
Monday, October 5, 2020
the 40 days of trumpmas
for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,
his lies and hate on whom he disdains,
but election day will come so soon,
we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;
1n 39 days full of world wide problems.
we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,
but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,
what could be worse? - you could be his wife;
in 38 days just what will you do?
the donald has said he likes lgbtq,
but as he bullies his women and all his men too,
if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?
in just 37 days, some people are saying,
(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)
the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,
and thus make america grape again,
our days are down to just 36,
before our problems the don will fix,
he will on day one do what hes said - true,
he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!
on the 35th day of trumpmas
yes just seven weeks remain!
will the polls and tallies deliver us
donald with his golden mane?
34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,
though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,
he wouldnt defend hs master's string pulling,
to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?
just 33 days till the macho tornado,
unless its blown away by hurricane machado,
with women and voters he has so much to loose.
keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)
32 days and weve been hit by the big blowhard,
donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)
this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment
but if you want a job you could be donalds campaign manager (unless youre a jew)
31 days, just a month, remains;
will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?
or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;
when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!
election comes this time (in 30 days) each 4 years,
time for praise and tears and fears;
as polls will open in many states,
vote early, please dont vote late!
down to 29, just a leap february,
and theres still the donald quite
contrary;
donald donald, how does your garden grow?
quoth the master debater, "with pretty maids groped in a row"
Babes In TrumpToy Land
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