Tuesday, July 8, 2025

✊ The Big List of Protests

 https://theblop.org/

 

✊ The Big List of Protests

Tuesday, July 8, 2025

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Corner Protest

Fort Collins, CO

Join us for the Corner Protest to engage positively and stand for democracy. The event happens every Tuesday and Thursday at the southwest corner of Drake and College in Fort Collins.

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Tuesday, July 8, 2025
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4:15 PM
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SW Corner of Drake and College

Thursday, July 10, 2025

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Corner Protest

Fort Collins, CO

Join us for a recurring protest aimed at positive engagement and protecting democracy. The event encourages participation from all political sides.

🗓️
Thursday, July 10, 2025
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4:15 PM
📝
SW Corner of Drake and College

Friday, July 11, 2025

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NO KINGS

Deltona, FL

Participants will gather in Deltona to express solidarity, as indicated by the imagery and theme "NO KINGS."

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Friday, July 11, 2025
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5:00 PM
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50501, Indivisible
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The Big Beautiful Backlash Rally + March

Savannah, GA

Join us for a rally and march to stand together in unity and celebrate our message. We invite the community to gather, speak out, and make a difference.

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Friday, July 11, 2025
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6:00 PM
📝
Thomas Square Park

Saturday, July 12, 2025

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NO KINGS

Orange City, FL

This is an event focusing on the theme "No Kings" in Orange City, FL, likely involving community engagement.

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Saturday, July 12, 2025
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1:00 PM
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50501, Indivisible
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No Kings

DeLand, FL

Join us for the 'No Kings' event aimed at bringing the community together in DeLand, Florida.

🗓️
Saturday, July 12, 2025
️🕒
10:00 AM
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Indivisible
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Celebration of Science, Learning, and Libraries

Olympia, WA

Join us to advocate against the elimination of critical funding to libraries, cuts to science grants, and attacks on education. Gather at Sylvester Park and march to the Capitol Building for speeches.

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Saturday, July 12, 2025
️🕒
11:00 AM
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Sylvester Park
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Olympia Visibility Brigade

Tumwater, WA

Join us weekly for protests with signs, flags, and costumes at various locations including Capitol protests and overpasses in the Olympia-Tumwater-Lacey area.

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Saturday, July 12, 2025
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12:00 PM
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Pedestrian bridge over I-5, Tumwater (near Home Depot)
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["Olympia Visibility Brigade", "theblop.org", "backbonecampaign.org"]
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50 Days of Shame

Little Rock, AR

The event "50 Days of Shame" aims to unify voices under the theme "One State One Voice" and will be held in Little Rock, Arkansas.

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Saturday, July 12, 2025
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12:30 PM
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Under I/30 Overpass, Near DT Courtyard Hotel
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501

Monday, July 14, 2025

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Olympia Visibility Brigade

Olympia, WA

We organize protests on overpasses and support Capitol protests. Join us for a special event with signs, flags, and fun activities.

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Monday, July 14, 2025
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4:30 PM
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The Kiss, Percival Landing, Olympia
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Olympia Visibility Brigade

Tuesday, July 15, 2025

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Corner Protest

Fort Collins, CO

Join us for a recurring protest every Tuesday and Thursday, focusing on positive engagement and protecting democracy.

🗓️
Tuesday, July 15, 2025
️🕒
4:15 PM
📝
SW Corner of Drake and College

Thursday, July 17, 2025

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John Lewis Memorial Civil Rights Protest

Zillah, WA

Wanted 96 people to defend The Constitution of the United States of America by peacefully waving flags and holding signs expressing support.

🗓️
Thursday, July 17, 2025
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11:00 AM
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Paul Vandenberg
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Corner Protest

Fort Collins, CO

Join us for a recurring protest engaging positively to protect democracy at the SW Corner of Drake and College in Fort Collins.

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Thursday, July 17, 2025
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4:15 PM
📝
SW Corner of Drake and College
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Good Trouble Rally

Aberdeen, MD

Join us for a sign waving event on Route 40 in Aberdeen. Drive by, honk, stay for a few minutes, drop off donations, or stay the whole time! Donations of diapers, wipes, and diaper cream for local families are encouraged.

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Thursday, July 17, 2025
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5:00 PM
📝
Amtrak Aberdeen Station
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People Have the Power March & Rally

Bloomington, IN

We are holding a march and rally to demand an end to attacks on civil rights, voting rights, free speech and protest, LGBTQ+ rights, immigrants and BIPOC communities, working people, schools, and people with disabilities.

🗓️
Thursday, July 17, 2025
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5:00 PM
📝
Courthouse Square
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50501, for all people, NAACP, Good Trouble Lives On
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Good Trouble Lives On

Naples, FL

Let's get together and make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble. We demand civil rights for all, due process for all, equal rights for all, addressing issues like voter suppression and money in politics.

🗓️
Thursday, July 17, 2025
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6:30 PM
👥
Collier County
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Good Trouble Lives On

Naples, FL

Let's get together and make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble. We demand civil rights for all, due process for all, and equal rights for all. Stop voter suppression, address the constitutional crisis, and tackle money in politics.

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Thursday, July 17, 2025
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6:30 PM
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Good Trouble Lives On

Naples, FL

Let's get together to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble. We demand civil rights for all, due process for all, and equal rights for all. The event will also collect non-perishable food items to support local organizations that help feed our hungry neighbors.

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Thursday, July 17, 2025
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6:30 PM
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GOOD TROUBLE LIVES ON

Denton, Nationwide

Join us at Denton Square as we stand together to protect civil rights. Bring a friend for door prizes!

🗓️
Thursday, July 17, 2025
️🕒
7:00 PM
📝
Denton Square
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Good Trouble Lives On

Denton, TX

Join us for a rally to address threats to civil rights. This movement is for you. Bring a friend for door prizes!

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Thursday, July 17, 2025
️🕒
7:00 PM
📝
Denton Square
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Good Trouble Lives On

Denton, TX

The event addresses civil rights issues, rallying individuals to join the movement and bring friends to participate and have a chance to win door prizes.

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Thursday, July 17, 2025
️🕒
7:00 PM
📝
Denton Square
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Good Trouble Lives On

Denton, TX

Civil rights are under attack. This movement is for you. Bring a friend for door prizes.

🗓️
Thursday, July 17, 2025
️🕒
7:00 PM
📝
Denton Square
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National Day of Good Trouble Lives On

Tucson, AZ

We are hosting a rally to respond to attacks on civil and human rights, empowering people with the belief that 'In America, the power lies with the people.'

🗓️
Thursday, July 17, 2025
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8:00 AM
📝
La Cañada and Esperanza
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GVD, DCQC, LD19
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Good Trouble Lives On

Nationwide, Nationwide

Join the 50501 Movement for a 50-state nationwide protest titled 'Good Trouble Lives On', happening on a Thursday, July 17th. Find more information and your state details on the mentioned websites.

🗓️
Thursday, July 17, 2025
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See Flyer
👥
50501 Movement

Saturday, July 19, 2025

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Good Trouble Lives On

Greensburg, PA

Join the national call to action following the legacy of John Lewis with a protest rally.

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Saturday, July 19, 2025
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12:00 PM
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Westmoreland County Courthouse
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Olympia Visibility Brigade Event

East Olympia, WA

We deploy each weekend on overpasses in the Olympia-Tumwater-Lacey area and also on Mondays during evening rush hour. We support Capitol protests when possible. Bring your signs, flags, costumes, and a good mood. Introverts welcome!

🗓️
Saturday, July 19, 2025
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12:00 PM
📝
Boulevard Rd SE over I-5, East Olympia
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Olympia Visibility Brigade

Sunday, July 20, 2025

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Poster Making

Denton, TX

Join us for a creative session to design posters for the occasion on July 27. It’s an opportunity to collaborate, bring your ideas, and passionately work towards change.

🗓️
Sunday, July 20, 2025
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4:00 PM
📝
Golden Triangle

Monday, July 21, 2025

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Olympia Visibility Brigade Protest

Tumwater, WA

Join us for a protest event at the pedestrian bridge over I-5 in Tumwater. Bring protest signs, flags, and costumes.

🗓️
Monday, July 21, 2025
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12:00 PM
📝
Pedestrian bridge over I-5
👥
Olympia Visibility Brigade
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Olympia Visibility Brigade

Lacey, WA

Join us weekly to make good trouble. We deploy each weekend on overpasses in the Olympia-Tumwater-Lacey area and also during evening rush hour on Mondays. We support Capitol protests when possible. Bring your high-viz protest signs, flags, fun costumes, and a good mood. Introverts welcome!

🗓️
Monday, July 21, 2025
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4:30 PM
📝
Park behind Burger King

Tuesday, July 22, 2025

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Corner Protest

Fort Collins, CO

Join us for our recurring protest at the southwest corner of Drake and College in Fort Collins every Tuesday and Thursday to engage positively and protect democracy.

🗓️
Tuesday, July 22, 2025
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4:15 PM
📝
SW Corner of Drake and College

Thursday, July 24, 2025

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Corner Protest

Fort Collins, CO

Join us for a recurring protest every Tuesday and Thursday to engage positively and voice our concerns at the southwest corner of Drake and College in Fort Collins. It's a commitment to protect democracy and address issues we know are wrong.

🗓️
Thursday, July 24, 2025
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4:15 PM
📝
SW Corner of Drake and College

Sunday, July 27, 2025

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Lights Out on Dark Money

Denton

Join us at Denton Square to make your voice heard. Participate in the movement against dark money and vote.

🗓️
Sunday, July 27, 2025
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8:30 PM
📝
Denton Square
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March for Integrity

Washington, DC

Join our movement to end citizens united. We aim to remove money from politics and restore integrity.

🗓️
Sunday, July 27, 2025
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See Flyer
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March for Integrity

Washington, DC

Join us in Washington, DC for the March for Integrity to advocate for veterans' rights, campaign finance reform, and trust in Congress. Let’s make our voices heard.

🗓️
Sunday, July 27, 2025
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See Flyer

Monday, July 28, 2025

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Olympia Visibility Brigade

Olympia, WA

We deploy each weekend on overpasses in the Olympia-Tumwater-Lacey area, on Mondays during evening rush hour, and support Capitol protests when possible. Bring your high-viz protest signs, flags, fun costumes, and a good mood.

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Monday, July 28, 2025
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4:30 PM
📝
Eastside St. SE over I-5, Olympia

Saturday, August 9, 2025

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Smokey’s Birthday Protest

Join us in protesting to help save our parks on Smokey's Birthday. This event aims to rally support and awareness for environmental conservation efforts.

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Saturday, August 9, 2025
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See Flyer
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50/50 1, INDIVISIBLE, ALT US NATIONAL PARK SERVICE, SERGEANT RHODES

Wednesday, August 13, 2025

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Town Hall Announcement

Naples, FL

We invite you to voice your concerns and have your questions answered regarding community and environmental issues by Commissioner Kowal and Rep. Benaroch.

🗓️
Wednesday, August 13, 2025
️🕒
5:30 PM
📝
Naples Regional Library

Monday, December 15, 2025

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Christmas Wonderland Market

Springfield

Join us for a festive day of holiday shopping, food, and fun.

🗓️
Monday, December 15, 2025
️🕒
10:00 AM
📝
Riverside Park
👥
Springfield Community Center

drumpf promises to bring joy to dwellers of inner-city food deserts

 

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drumph made the announcement with a full mouth as he ate a happy meal - it'll be a whopper he mumbled the new partnership will be called Mac-Donalds says corporate spokesman Humbugular, and promises to please, cause 'Mac-Donalds makes you happy to be hungry'

Monday, July 7, 2025

E. Jean Carroll Speaks—and She’s Throwing Darts All Across Trumpworld Joe Tacopina was “disgusting.” Alina Habba, “deliciously arrogant.” Plus, what she’ll do with all that money—if Trump ever pays it.

 https://newrepublic.com/article/197433/e-jean-carroll-interview-book-trumpworld

 

The New Republic
THROWING DOWN

E. Jean Carroll Speaks—and She’s Throwing Darts All Across Trumpworld

Joe Tacopina was “disgusting.” Alina Habba, “deliciously arrogant.” Plus, what she’ll do with all that money—if Trump ever pays it.

E. Jean Carroll
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In the six years since she first wrote that real estate scion Donald Trump slammed her against a wall in the mid-’90s and fingered her in a department store dressing room, E. Jean Carroll has been reduced, as every woman stepping up to charge rape is, to a caricature of sexual essence. Is she pretty? Hot? Rape-able?

“Not my type,” said the president when asked about her story in 2019, even though, in a deposition, shown a photograph of her, he risibly confused her with another ethereal blonde, his own second wife. But reductio ad T&A has always been Trump’s favorite deflection strategy with women, as well as being his old commercial stock in trade: One of the promises he made—and kept—before entering politics was mandating “higher heels and smaller bikinis” for women in his beauty pageants.

Besides Trump’s megaphone for personal insults, Carrol had to confront the “victim” label that is so distorting to a woman’s self-image and that afflicts any woman who accuses a sexual predator, whether president or janitor.

Her new book, Not My Type, about suing and beating Trump in court is, from title to last page, an admirable act of subversion, casting the female gaze back at the bubble of pomposity and arrogance and entitlement around one man and his team and their processes, reducing the narcissist to his insecure essence.

This book is full of mischief; it’s also erudite and serious. Carroll calls herself an optimist who loves to laugh, and laugh she does as she weaves bits of outrageous court transcript and her own observations on the courtroom scene, which she recorded contemporaneously in audio notes to herself before going to bed at night.

The book is also an “old woman’s” shout, in some ways the female version of old man Trump’s “fight fight fight.” It opens with a scene in which Trump lawyer Alina Habba is demanding that Carroll list all her former lovers. She studies Habba’s Chanel suits and colossal diamond ring (noting that her husband is suing the jeweler over the cost). She recounts how, as Trump lawyer Joe Tacopina looked her in the eye and suggested she not only “hates men” but “abominates men,” she was musing about the amount of pumped iron it took to build such a sweaty, bull-like neck.

The book is funny, but also serious. In practice for court testimony, her lawyers showed her some of the hundreds of death threats posted to her on Facebook, evidence they planned to enter into the second defamation trial and asked her how they made her “feel.” Carroll couldn’t think of any words as she reread posts like “i will rape u, e jean carroll” and “I’m so very sorry; my friend wants to kill you and I cannot stop him. Rest in peace cunt.” The lawyers eventually dispatched her to talk to a therapist who advised her not to struggle for a cogent thought, but to “go to the body” and just describe the physical effects of fear.

After the verdict was read, Carroll writes that she restrained her “joy so wild” until outside the courtroom with her team—at which point she erupted “despite the fragile splendor of my age, despite the fact that women do not win lawsuits, I let out a shout so loud that it must reach Judge Lewis A. Kaplan in his robing chamber, because everybody shushes me.”

Nobody shushes her much anymore. Trump has had to put up $91.6 million in escrow while his lawyers execute dwindling legal maneuvers to avoid paying the sexual abuse and defamation judgments awarded by two separate juries of his peers.

At a book party in attorney Roberta Kaplan’s Manhattan office on June 24, the anti-Trump culturati was out in force—agents, publishers, editors, boldfaced names like Rosanna Arquette, Ellen Barkin, Mary Trump. Also two key trial witnesses: author Lisa Birnbach and television anchor Carol Martin. Both were brought in to testify that Carroll told them about the assault shortly after it happened. (Their presence reminded all that by custom if not by law, it still takes multiple women’s testimonies to equal a man’s. Like Carroll, they fielded death threats and still do.)

At the party, Kaplan had just come from a hearing at which Team Trump was throwing a Hail Mary pass to the 2024 Supreme Court presidential immunity decision to save Trump from having to pay the judgment. His lawyers are contending presidential immunity applies, since he trashed her via the White House press office. Lower courts have so far not bought it, but Trump is expected to appeal to the Supreme Court.

The day after the book was released, I interviewed Carroll in a Manhattan hotel room. A tempest was crashing down on Manhattan, and rain slashed at the twelfth-floor windows. Inside, clad in a white airman’s flight suit, Carroll poured tiny glasses of Chartreuse, and periodically stopped to clink glasses.

Edited for space, here is our conversation:

Burleigh: So where are you getting all these flight suits? Because the last time I saw you, you had an orange one on.

Carroll: I got five in the closet. From actual Army surplus. They’re not designer jumpsuits. I got some collectibles in there. The orange one was from the ’60s. The blue one’s from the ’80s. You know, because fuck, if he can put tanks on the street, Nina, I can put a flight suit on my body. And we’re in a fight.

Burleigh: What’s up with the Chartreuse?

Carroll: It’s medicinal. It’s got one hundred thirty herbs, bark, flowers. My lawyer gave me a bottle when I was insomniac during the trial. It works. You know, these monks made this since the 1500s. I don’t drink. I don’t drink a lot. (sips) Isn’t that fucking great?

Burleigh: Talk to me about your choice to describe in the book all the “fabulous” clothes you wore. Isn’t that kind of a female cliché?

Carroll: The woman’s body is always the center. And so I took that fact and turned it. And if you notice in the book, I wrote about what everybody had on in the trial. I wrote about the runway. I wrote about Joe Tacopina and the inside of his jacket. I wrote everything that Alina was wearing. I got it back. You know, I’m like, this is what I wore, but this is what they wore. And as women, every woman reading this, knows: What we put on our bodies tells the world who we are, tells the world. And that’s just a fact.

Burleigh: What was your take on Tacopina?

Carroll: He was disgusting. You know, he’s a great defense lawyer. I mean, Trump hired the best defense. He hired the guy who defended the guy who bludgeoned Natalee Holloway; got him out of jail for fifteen years. Michael Jackson, this guy got him acquitted. Tacopina was way too good for this case. But he followed Trump’s orders and he lost. Trump hired him because he beats up on Black women. Because he beats up on grandmas. As with the Stormy Daniels case, Trump hires lawyers to say what he wants. Tacopina probably would have lost that too. Let’s toast that. Cheers! We’re drinking shark juice. It’s going down well.

Burleigh: People forget you had a great career as a writer. This book is kind of a reminder.

Carroll: I was a fucking workman, a magazine writer in New York. We could go anywhere, do anything. I had a pair of jeans and cowgirl boots and a jacket and a shirt. And we didn’t have Instagram. We didn’t know we didn’t look fabulous. We just looked fabulous. And we went everywhere. We were out on the boulevards at, what, 4 a.m. We were at the brasserie having coffee at 3:30. We just, we fucking lived, and we owned this town.

Burleigh: What do you hope people take away from this book, and your experience?

Carroll: It drives me crazy when I hear liberals say [Trump’s] just stupid. He’s not stupid. He’s one of the smartest people of his generation. He now controls the United States of America. Never underestimate Donald Trump. I knew enough to be able to be an old woman and beat him twice. But I cannot see into the future. I think that if women got together, because we control like 55 percent of the wealth in this country, particularly older women, control a lot of the wealth. You have something here that if we rally the women, particularly the older segment, because the poor thirtysomethings have to hold down two jobs. I was trying to talk Mary Trump into stepping up and leading him. Would you like to join me in asking Mary Trump to stand up and start leading? Somebody needs to lead. The women. We’re rudderless. But we have money. We need a leader.

Burleigh: What do you make of right-wing women right now; they seem pretty empowered.

Carroll: Alina Habba, deliciously arrogant. Didn’t know a fucking thing about the law. Didn’t know diddly squat. And yet, she is vice president of his PAC. She got to help get him elected because she’s overwhelming, confident. We can learn. Why should we be frightened? We’re smarter. We’re richer. We have a vastly different experience, deeper experience. We’re just going to wake up, get off our lazy asses.

Burleigh: You really walked in there with a lot of confidence, head high.

Carroll: It’s always physical with me. I’m not particularly smart. I’m not particularly well organized. But what I am is physical. I know, you know, the minute I stand up I’ve got to do something. If I do this, fucking watch out. That’s why I want Democrats to fucking stand up and leave the house. We all fucking sit on our fat, lazy asses.

Burleigh: When did you know you were going to write a book?

Carroll: My editor gave me permission. And I just started off with Alina Habba asking me to list my lovers. That was it. I just needed to get it started, and then I understand I was in a high comedy. I had all the transcripts. So I was in the middle of a high comedy. I had all the lines. In a play, in show business, you have what the actor is saying and then you have the actor’s business. And so I had both. I knew what they were doing, I knew how they walked, I knew how they talked, because I had all the notes. I’m very optimistic, as you know. So the book turned out to be funny about a very serious topic. And some of the scenes were deadly serious.

Burleigh: And the metaphor of the courtroom as runway?

Carroll: We’re in New York. It’s the fashion capital of the world. We’ve been to fashion shows. It’s nothing compared to that, because Judge Kaplan had the great criminals of our time. John Gotti. One of the great dressers right? Prince Andrew. Who dresses better? I mean really. And then we had in my trial the attorneys, they were just so delicious. The attorneys all got new outfits. You know Judge Kaplan always had a new shirt and a nice tie every day. Tacopina blew everybody away.

Burleigh: What are you going to do with the money if and when Trump pays up?

Carroll: I’m going to give it all away to causes he hates.

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    Remember, remember! The fifth of trumpvember

     the 40 days of trumpmas - a serial poem

     

    for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

    his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

    but election day will come so soon,

    we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

     

    in 39 days full of world wide problems.

    we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

    but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

    what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

     

    in 38 days just what will you do?

    the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

    but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

    if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

     

    in just 37 days, some people are saying,

    (or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

    the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

    and thus make america grape again,

     

    our days are down to just 36,

    before our problems the don will fix,

    he will on day one do what hes said - true,

    he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

     

    on the 35th day of trumpmas

    yes just seven weeks remain!

    will the polls and tallies deliver us

    donald with his golden mane?

     

    34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,

    though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,

    he wouldnt defend his master's string pulling,

    to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?

     

    just 33 days till the macho tornado,

    unless its blown away by hurricane machado,

    with women and voters he has so much to loose.

    keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)

     

    32 days and we’ve been hit by the big blowhard,

    donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)

    this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment

    but if you want a job you could be donald’s campaign manager (unless youre a jew)

     

    31 days, just a month, remains;

    will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?

    or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;

    when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!

     

    election comes this time (in 30 days) each 4 years,

    time for praise and tears and fears;

    as polls will open in many states,

    vote early, please dont vote late!

     

    down to 29, just a leap february,

    and theres still the donald quite

    contrary;

    donald donald, how does your garden grow?

    quoth the master debater, "with pretty maids groped in a row"

     

    just 28 days - later or soon,

    and the zombies will rise, led by the big goon;

    unless everyone gets a reality inoculation,

    i might have to move to canada for a well deserved vacation; 

     

    now just 27, less than 4 weeks,

    no time for you to say 'yikes!' or 'eeeks!'

    obama wants to go to mars and colonize it for man,

    lets send trump tomorrow! and colonize it for orangutan!

     

    26 days are all that remain,

    will our democracy and economy go down the drain?

    if we all keep listening to the blustering oaf,

    will he give jobs and prosperity? - or just half a loaf

     

    25 days - will more women speak?,

    of the antics of donald who the presidency seeks,

    dating 14 year old girls or groping their mothers,

    how did the gop pick him over the others?,

     

    24 days - were down to two dozen,

    the next woman who speaks just might be your cousin,

    or mother or sister, aunt, niece, even daughter,

    describing the circumstance in which donald caught her,

     

    23 days left and trump doesnt yet have as many accusers,

    as cosby, but he assures us that they are all really losers,

    sent by bankers or hillary with secret agendas,

    to disrupt our election of him - our defender!,

     

    22 days and we know charity begins at home,

    but donalds attention is so prone to roam,

    his gift that disappeared to 911 survivors from his foundation?,

    oops! maybe donald spent it on a vacation,

     

    21 days and trump says the election may be rig-ly,

    if hes not the winner and his total's not big-ly,

    tremendously higher than hillary gets,

    he warns his supporters may all lose their wits,

     

    20 days left and while george zimmerman still walks free,

    the man who shot at HIM got 20 years - while trayvon got eternity,

    trump wants us to support our cops and maintain law and order,

    he'll put all the inner city dwellers in jail, and send the immigrant criminals far across the border,

     

    19 days left till we all go to pretend,

    to elect someone to lead us, as if on it our lives depend,

    but wise man, donald trump, already really knows,

    who we really voted for - a wolf in president's clothes?,

     

    18 days and we bad hombres demand a rebate,

    on the ill feelings left since the comments of one candidate,

    the debaters have met in their final grudge match,

    but only donald can say from whose hands victory will be snatched,

     

    17 days and our government is corrupt with quid pro quo,

    did you take latin at wharton? is that how you know?,

    donald wants us to fire at them all - the bureaucrats lined up in rows,

    and believe me, corruption is a subject. that donald really knows,

     

    16 days - lets set term limits on all our office holders,

    and put all our women in binders - or maybe in folders,

    donalds endless complaints are becoming a sour whine,

    have a little cheese with that, from wisconsin, where 

    hillary's doing fine,

     

    15 days and on stocking covered thighs did linger,

    two miniature hands with two thumbs and eight tiny fingers,

    they belonged to the donald who believed that he owned,

    any thing that he wanted - or anyone he got alone,

     

    14 days yes only two weeks,

    till the duke of orange assends to the throne he seeks?,

    to rule all americans, the strong and the weak?,

    and dominate the globe with power that's peak?,

     

    the 13th day to go - does that seem unlucky?,

    not for donald whos lately been appearing quite plucky,

    claiming media, polls, and parties are against him,

    and rallying his multitudes with wit waxing dim,

     

    on the 12th day of trumpmas donald awoke with a jerk,

    promptly fired his latest campaign manager (who considered that a perk),

    if youre "AAAfroAAAmurikan" and unemployed i can put you to work,

    barked donald the businessman from behind his sly smirk,

     

    it's the 11th and engineer casey trump is in the caboose,

    i hear some of you saying oh no! what's the use,

    our campaign will probably just go off the tracks,

    but donald says its ok - cause he's got "the blacks",

     

    just ten days left yes only one-zero,

    til donald is hoping that he'll be your hero,

    as new hillary emails come under investigation,

    donald hopes to rename camp david to camp donald for

    his vacations,

     

    like a cat has nine lives we're left with only 9 days,

    till we're subject to donald? and his old wicked ways,

    on foreign affairs he says he'll save us from isis,

    but his domestic affairs are misogyny and crisis,

     

    our days are numbered - yes only eight,

    till once again we make america great,

    by getting rid of candidates who have nothing to add,

    goodbye donald you wont make america sad,

     

    just one week to go - its day minus seven,

    till america's lifted above - to trumpty dump heaven?,

    where for rich folks like donald opportunity abounds,

    and we keep the working poor with a wall that surrounds,

     

    how the time it does fly its already day 6,

    till americans problems the donald will fix,

    his solutions begin on trumpday number one,

    dont you like them? they'll come at the barrel of a gun,

     

    Five days to go, baby, One in five,

    No one here gets out alive, now,

    david dukes not opposed to all jews,

    he backs trump - who are you going to choose?,

     

    only 4 days left till the armaged-don,

    he'll seize power by the horns once he has won,

    and donnie will be what he longs for - a winner,

    using the FBI to wreak havoc on hillary the sinner,

     

    only three left, just a triad of days,

    and the donald his supporters continues to amaze,

    with hoopla and folderoll made up in his head,

    his winning temperament will leave us all dead,

     

    just a pair of days - 2 - till trump paradise,

    since these words you're reading please heed my advice,

    the creatures that surround us are beginning to bite,

    'blacks for trump' fear the Illuminati so lets turn out their light,

     

    just a single day left till our thanksgiving,

    deliver us from donald and preserve the living,

    forget sanity and disgard your misgivings,

    but pray hard to your gods that they'll be forgiving,

    since we've got the nukes why can't we use'em?,

    on the road to 2016 why couldn't we lose HIM?,

     

    and trumpmas now has finally come,

    the tallies will count up to a winning sum,

    unless the earth is struck soon by a cataclysmic comet,

    to elect a candidate who just makes you want to vomit?,

    we wish you a merry trumpmas at this time each 4 years,

    if you have'nt voted you've lost the chance to mitigate your fears,

    cause donald duck is ready to lead, forget your crocodile tears,

    so you'd better get the vaseline and lubricate your rears!

    dumpty trumpty

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    'When I use a word,' dumpty trumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean ? neither more nor less.'