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Wednesday, March 18, 2026

$TRUMP Coins, Secret Dinners, and a $2.5 Billion Congressional Conflict

https://accountable.us/trump-coins-secret-dinners-and-a-2-5-billion-congressional-conflict/ 

 

$TRUMP Coins, Secret Dinners, and a $2.5 Billion Congressional Conflict

Trump Administration
June 3, 2025

Trump Accountability Watch: Trump Profits Off the Presidency While Congressional Republicans Put Health Care on the Line   

This week, Donald Trump and his allies in Congress are marching toward another betrayal of working families as they push forward deep cuts to health care and food assistance. It comes as House Republicans advanced the largest cuts to Medicaid and SNAP in history – which would result in 14 million Americans losing health coverage, 3 million households going without food assistance, and an increased burden for millions with higher education and energy costs. All while adding over $4 trillion to the deficit. 

 

The devastating cuts are all to fund a tax giveaway to benefit Trump, his family, and their billionaire friends. A recent analysis from Accountable.US revealed that of the top 35 richest congressional Republicans, worth $2.5 billion collectively, 28 sit on key committees overseeing cuts, and all are able to take advantage of Trump-endorsed tax cuts aimed to benefit the wealthy. It’s the latest example laid bare in Accountable.US’s Cash in Congress project, which has made clear how Congressional Republicans are putting their own bottom line ahead of regular Americans.

 

As Americans see essential benefits intended to help those in need wiped away, Trump’s failed agenda is making it harder and harder for ordinary families to get ahead. Trump’s tariff rollercoaster is injecting chaos and uncertainty into the economy – hurting small businesses, tanking consumer confidence, shrinking American manufacturing, and driving up costs on everything from cars and electronics to shoes. 

 

But none of that has mattered much to Trump, who continues to use the bully pulpit to sell presidential access to the highest bidder. In his latest potential pay-to-play scheme, this week, Trump’s SEC announced it had voluntarily dismissed its lawsuit against Binance, the world’s largest crypto exchange, for allegedly misleading investors about trading controls, among other accusations. The news comes after Binance was involved in a $2 billion business deal using Trump’s cryptocurrency coins – potentially generating “tens of millions of dollars a year in revenue for the Trump family and its partners at World Liberty.” While Americans struggle to get by, Trump and his family are cashing in at their expense. It comes after Trump held an openly corrupt gala for top holders of Trump’s cryptocurrency meme coin $TRUMP, in which 80% of the Top 25 winners appeared to be either foreign or regulation dodgers. Last month, Accountable.US hosted a press call sounding the alarm on the dinner, which was one of Trump’s biggest corrupt self-enrichment crypto schemes to date. 

 

As Trump and his allies in Congress advance a massive tax scam for the wealthy, the out-of-touch records of the President’s initial judicial nominees have come to light:

  • Trump handpicks his defense attorney and “hatchet man,” Emil Bove for lifetime judicial nomination: Last week, Donald Trump made one of his most extreme judicial nominations to date by nominating Emil Bove III to a lifetime appointment on the Third Circuit Court of Appeals. Bove is a far-right ideologue who has emerged as Trump’s “enforcer” and his “hatchet man” in the Justice Department. At DOJ, Bove has forced transfers of top nonpolitical officials opposing political interference, fired Capitol riot prosecutors, and sought after FBI agents involved in January 6th cases. Bove repeatedly made longshot arguments, often shot down by judges. Earlier this year, Bove created chaos in the Justice Department after dropping the corruption charges against New York City Mayor Eric Adams. Eight veteran attorneys resigned in protest, and Bove represented the government himself, alone, in a highly unusual move following the internal turmoil and chaos. 
  • Trump judicial nominees at the center of effort to revive case to ban mifepristone: Last week, new research from Accountable.US revealed that two of President Donald Trump’s initial judicial nominees, Joshua Divine and Maria Lanahan, are at the forefront of the push to revive a court case banning medication abortion. Last year, the Supreme Court ruled against an extreme far-right effort to strip the FDA of its science-based, decades-long approval of mifepristone. Now, Trump nominees Divine and Lanahan are pushing to resurrect the case with an amended complaint, which absurdly argues states are being harmed by fewer teen pregnancies because loss of potential population caused “diminishment of political representation” and “loss of federal funds.” The lawsuit also peddles false claims that mifepristone is unsafe for patients, despite over 100 scientific studies confirming the safety of the pills. Divine and Lanahan’s efforts have also been called out as a “nakedly political and judge-shopping ploy,” as the case was refiled out of state in Amarillo, Texas, to ensure it’s heard by a favorable judge. 

 

ACCOUNTABLE.US IN THE NEWS:

Bloomberg: Trump’s World Liberty to Mainly Sell Digital Tokens to Investors Outside the US: “‘Congress should demand the President disclose who’s paying him tribute in the shadows to assess whether the public interest is being compromised,’ said Tony Carrk, executive director of Accountable.US, a nonprofit interest group that has set up a ‘Trump Accountability War Room; online. Accountable found that at least 14 of the top 50 holders of World Liberty Financial tokens have also used cryptocurrency services that aren’t available in the US. Bloomberg’s own analysis found an additional eight wallets that did so. World Liberty disclosed in November that its initial $300 million offering was primarily being marketed offshore.”

Rolling Stone: TRUMP FAMILY’S CRYPTO VENTURE NETS $25 MILLION INVESTMENT FROM FIRM SUSPECTED OF FRAUD: “As noted in research from Accountable.US, DWF has come under scrutiny for alleged market manipulation. In 2024, The Wall Street Journal reported that Binance had responded to a 2023 lawsuit by the SEC over alleged misuse of customer funds and illegal operations within the U.S. by beefing up its market surveillance team and hiring outside financial investigators to root out fraud. These investigators found that DWF, a ‘VIP’ client of Binance, had ‘manipulated the price of YGG and at least six other tokens, and made over $300 million in wash trades in 2023,’ violating Binance’s terms and conditions. After the team recommended removing DWF from the platform, Binance instead had the team itself investigated and concluded that there was ‘insufficient evidence’ of the alleged market manipulation, then fired the lead investigator, with others laid off over the next few months. ‘Something smells rotten about the Trump administration squashing its crypto crime unit one business day after a Russia-tied foreign investor suspected of illegal market manipulation poured millions into one of the opaque Trump family crypto ventures,’ Accountable.US executive director Tony Carrk tells Rolling Stone. “President Trump has deliberately left the barn door open for potential corruption and self-enrichment by maintaining ties to his largely unregulated crypto interests, and even jumping into more since taking office. If the President’s business is going to continue openly taking foreign money this way, including from likely criminal elements, he must be transparent about what these foreign investors are asking for in return.’”  

Reuters: Dinner with the president: Trump meme coin surges on offer to top buyers: “Trump’s planned dinner with $TRUMP coin holders is ‘a race to the bottom for presidential grifting,’ said Tony Carrk, executive director of Accountable.US, a nonpartisan government ethics watchdog group. ‘There has never been a clearer case of a president using their office to put money in their pocket, or greater potential for special interests to buy an administration’s favor that could threaten the public interest,’ Carrk said.”

HuffPost: Company Boasts Spending Up To $20 Million On Trump Crypto Coin To Buy Influence: “An international trucking logistics firm is buying as much as $20 million worth of President Donald Trump’s crypto coins to influence the administration’s trade policy — the precise sort of corruption that experts warned Trump was encouraging when he unveiled his venture. […] ‘It’s just another day for Donald Trump that an international freight company is paying a $20 million tribute towards the Trump family fortune after openly wishing it will lead to administration tariff relief,’ said Tony Carrk, executive director of Accountable.US. The watchdog group discovered Freight Technologies’ plan through a social media post bragging about it by GetTrumpMemes.com, the company that sells the Trump coins. […] ‘There’s little doubt this company is expecting some administration policy relief in return for their generous investment in the growing Trump crypto empire,’ Carrk said. ‘It’s an indictment in and of itself that the president has paved the way for so much potential corruption for his own personal gain and at the public expense that few can keep up.’”

CNBC: What the House Republican budget bill means for your money: “As a result of the changes in the bill, which include stricter work requirements to qualify for the programs, 14 million individuals may lose health coverage, while 3 million households may go without food assistance, according to Accountable.US, a nonpartisan watchdog group.”

Scripps News: Trump’s private crypto dinner draws criticism over access and the president’s ties to cryptocurrency: “During a press call organized by Accountable.US, a nonpartisan watchdog group in the crypto space, Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) also harshly criticized the President’s dinner. ‘What’s happening tonight at Trump’s golf course — where he is hosting a dinner for the top investors in his meme coins — is in effect, putting a ‘For Sale’ sign on the White House. It’s auctioning off access,’ said Senator Blumenthal.”

HuffPost: 2 Of Trump’s Court Picks Argued Abortion Pill ‘Starves The Baby To Death’ In Womb: “‘Donald Trump is picking up right where he left off using the courts to impose an agenda that takes away our rights and control of our lives,” Caroline Ciccone, Accountable.US president, told HuffPost. Ciccone said Divine and Lanahan have a ‘record of eliminating Americans’ freedoms’ which ‘is out of step with the vast majority of the public and calls into question their ability to rule impartially.’”

 

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Friday, February 13, 2026

trumpty dumpty's own alt-right Club Band

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trumpty dumpty's own alt-right Club Band

 

trumpty dumpty's own alt-right Club Band

 

 

If you weren;t born yesterday

when trumpty dumpty taught the band to play

They've been going in and out of tune

But they're guaranteed to shoot the moon

So may I introduce to you

The actor you've known for all these years

trumpty dumpty's own alt-right Club Band

We're trumpty dumpty's own alt-right Club Band

We hope you will enjoy the show

We're trumpty dumpty's own alt-right Club Band

Sit back and let your lifetime go

trumpty dumpty's own alt,

trumpty dumpty's own alt

trumpty dumpty's own alt-right Club Band

It's terrible to be here

It gives him such a thrill

to get cheers from his audience

he'd like to take you home with us

if youre a young cute piece of ass

if youre a young cute piece of ass

I don't really want to stop the show

But I thought that you might like to know

That the actor's going to sing his song

he demands that you all to sing along

So let me introduce to you

The one who will fulfill your fears

And trumpty dumpty's own alt-right Club Band

 

thanks to the beatles


 

Thursday, February 5, 2026

I'm a loser

 

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 I'm a loser

 

 

I'm a loser I'm a loser And I'm not what I appear to be

Of all the votes I have won or have lost There is one vote I should never have crossed She was a girl in a million, my friend I should have known she would win in the end

I'm a loser And I lost to someone who's better than me I'm a loser And I'm not what I appear to be

Although I laugh and I act like a clown Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown My tears are falling like rain from the sky Is it for her or myself that I cry?

I'm a loser And I lost to someone who's better than me I'm a loser And I'm not what I appear to be

What have I done to deserve such a fate? I realize I have left it too late And so it's true, pride comes before a fall I'm telling you so that you won't lose all

I'm a loser And I lost to someone who's better than me I'm a loser And I'm not what I appear to be

thanks to the beatles

 

The Beatles - I'm a Loser


 The Beatles sing "I'm a Loser" on the "Shindig," 1964 

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/beatles/imaloser.html

 

"I'm A Loser" lyrics

"I'm A Loser"

I'm a loser
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be

Of all the love I have won or have lost
There is one love I should never have crossed
She was a girl in a million, my friend
I should have known she would win in the end

I'm a loser
And I lost someone who's near to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be

Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry

I'm a loser
And I lost someone who's near to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be

What have I done to deserve such a fate
I realize I have left it too late
And so it's true, pride comes before a fall
I'm telling you so that you won't lose all

I'm a loser
And I lost someone who's near to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be


Writer(s): Paul McCartney, John Lennon
John Lennon said in an interview in 1980 about this song, "Me in my Dylan period. Part of me suspects I'm a loser and part of me thinks I'm God Almighty."
Paul McCartney said, "We used to listen to quite a lot of country and western songs and they are all about sadness and 'I lost my truck' so it was quite acceptable to sing 'I'm a loser'."
This song was performed twice before the release: on BBC Radio and for a British edition of US music TV show "Shindig!" that was broadcasted in the USA, but not in Britain.

 

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

intergalactic space probe lands in united states

an intergalactic space probe landed in the united states but we are safe from conquest for now - life support conditions were found to be uninhabitable due to a warlike dangerous native tribe and a climate that is Obscured By Clouds - acronym-bus clouds obstructing the free flow of information knowledge and  freedom - like doge ice cbp doj gop etc (https://www.justice.gov/nsd-ovt/us-government-acronym-list)

 https://genius.com/albums/Pink-floyd/Obscured-by-clouds
 

Sunday, January 11, 2026

superkkkbalisticimmigrationquotas

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trump returns

 

superkkkbalisticimmigrationquotas

 

 

superkkkbalisticimmigrationquotas,

if you say it long enough,

your flock will be devoted,

we'll soon see who they elected,

when he's fooled his voters,

superkkkbalisticimmigrationquotas,

 

Because he was afraid to speak,

When he was just a lad,

his father gave his nose a tweak,

And told him he was bad,

But then one day he learned a word,

That saved his aching nose,

The biggest word he ever heard,

And this is how it goes,

 

superneonazialtrightdonaldsquiterapacious,

if he sounds off long enough,

he'll say something bodacious,

thats why they keep him shut up now,

that his campaign is over,

superkkkbalisticimmigrationquotas,

 

superdonaldtrumpstheepaandregulation,

if you say it long enough,

he'll end united nations,

solar panels will decide,

who powers on this nation,

death panels kill obamacare,

your health and medications!

  

thanks to the sherman brothers

 



Sunday, December 21, 2025

deck the halls?

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rama lama fa fa fa

 

when you see dadadrumpf on the holidays and really feel like decking him - deck the halls instead!

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Deck the halls with bows to folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
build the wall we'll all be jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don will not don gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
promises he made will soon unravel
Fa la la la la, la la la la
See the flaming fool before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Strike at work and join the chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Follow him in cautious measure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
While he loots our nation's treasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fast away the old year passes
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hail the fearless leader's gasses
Fa la la la la, la la la la
hang the expensive drumpftree ornaments
Fa la la la la, la la la la
He's heedless now of your forlorn laments
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Deck the halls with tired cliches
Fa la la la la, la la la la
if this were france hes be a vichy
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our alt-right hoods
Fa la la la la, la la la la
see how he now delivers the goods
Fa la la la la, la la la la
ride the ship named donald's folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
make amerrika great again oh golly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
thanks to
BROOKS, KIX / DEMARCUS, JAY / TRADITIONAL

 


Friday, December 19, 2025

the trump depression christmas song 2025 (like nat king cole sang it)

this is a song i first tried to write a long time ago and feel that its appropriate to publish now...

the covid depression christmas song 2020 (like nat king cole sang it)


reindeer roasting on an open fire
elves just looking to get paid
santa got hit by recession this year
there werent many toys on christmas day ... everybody knows

boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help keep the fireplace bright
we burned a dresser and an ottoman
as children huddled closer this cold night

(they know that santas been laid off
and he and mrs clause have caught a nasty cough
but with his rising healthcare cost
it seems his battle with blue cross is all but lost)

they know that santa struggled too
he did as much as any jolly elf could do
but he got laid off at the mall

and he wont be decking anybodys halls ... with

boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help to keep the fireplace bright
and every mothers child is gonna try
to see if reindeer tastes better baked or fried

and now kriss kringles gone away
foreclosure signs are in his yard and his driveway
and all the elves have been laid off
their jobs are now in taiwan and bangkok, ... and china

i sing this song without expecting praise
from those just trying to survive

if we make it through new years its a miracle
and another year we have to keep alive

 



Thursday, December 18, 2025

donald, The orange faced oligarch

 

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 donald, The orange faced oligarch

 

You know bush1, and bush2, and
reagan, and nixon,
gingrich, and ryan, and
kasich and christie,
fiorina and gilmore,
huckabee and bush,
and gilmore and carson,
and cruz and rubio,
santorum and paul,
But do you recall
The most famous republican of all?
 
donald, The orange faced oligarch
had a lot of shiny bling
and if you ever saw him
you would say that that's his thing
 
All of the other republicans
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor donald
play in the republican games.
 
Then once long before Christmas eve
breitbart came to say:
"donald with your bling so bright,
won't you guide our movement tonight?"
 
Then all the republicans loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
donald, The orange faced oligarch,
you'll go down in history!
 
thanks to Johnny Marks
 


Wednesday, December 17, 2025

MAGA Gets Rude Awakening on Hero at Bondi Beach Shooting

https://newrepublic.com/post/204423/maga-pretends-bondi-beach-shooting-hero-wasnt-muslim 

MAGA Gets Rude Awakening on Hero at Bondi Beach Shooting

The bystander who disarmed one of the gunmen in the deadly attack at Australia’s Bondi Beach was Muslim, whether the far right likes it or not.

Screnshot of a video fo the bystander tackling one of the gunmen.
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The far right is claiming that Ahmed Al Ahmed, the bystander who intervened in the deadly, antisemitic mass shooting at a Hanukkah celebration in Bondi Beach, Australia, this weekend was a Christian—and not a Muslim—to justify its Islamophobia.

“The media keeps saying the man who disarmed the Muslim terrorist in Australia today is also a Muslim who owns a fruit stand,” far-right commentator Laura Loomer wrote Sunday on X. “Credible reports suggest the man is actually a Lebanese or Coptic Christian. Don’t fall for the propaganda.”

“He is a Christian Maronite! The hero that stopped one of the terrorists in Australia is called Ahmad Al Ahmad. The Anti-Israel mobs celebrated him being a Muslim, as if that made the terror attack less terrible,” a large account called “Hamas Atrocities” wrote. “But he is not a Muslim! He is a Christian Maronite!”

“The hero who disarmed the T*rrorist in Australia is a Christian. NOT a muslim,” said another account.

This was debunked quickly. In reality, Al Ahmed—who tackled and disarmed one of the gunmen in a shocking act of heroism—is a Muslim immigrant from Syria who owns a fruit shop, as confirmed by The Jerusalem Post and Al Ahmed’s family.

“He’s been here since 2006, and he’s an Australian citizen.… My son is a hero. He served with the police and the central security forces,” Al Ahmed’s father told an Australian news broadcast. “His conscience and his soul compelled him to pounce on one of the terrorists and rid him of his weapon.”

The 43-year-old father of two was shot twice after disarming one of the shooters and is currently in the hospital recovering.

Mike Johnson’s Health Care Deal Crumbles as Obamacare Deadline Looms

December 15 is the last day for Americans to register for Obamacare open enrollment.

House Speaker Mike Johnson stands during a press conference
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House GOP moderates are breaking away from their party leader.

At least four Republican representatives—Brian Fitzpatrick, Jen Kiggans, David Valadao, and Mike Lawler—have decided to bypass House Speaker Mike Johnson altogether amid a disagreement on extensions for Affordable Care Act premium subsidies.

There are just 17 days left on the clock before the premium subsidies expire altogether. They assist individuals making upward of 400 percent of the federal poverty level. Without them, health insurance premiums for more than 20 million Americans are expected to double.

But that 17-day deadline is effectively nil. Even if the House manages to pass a package, the Senate isn’t expected to follow suit.

What’s more, Monday is the final day for people to register for ACA open enrollment—something many may be hesitant to do if they’re not sure whether the premiums will expire, sending health care costs skyrocketing.

Last week, Johnson granted Fitzpatrick and Kiggans an opportunity to vote on an amendment to extend the subsidies. But differing opinions over the amendment’s text have effectively crumbled the deal, and the cohort of moderate Republicans are expected to go their own way, Punchbowl News reported Monday.

“Fitzpatrick, Kiggans, and Reps. Mike Lawler (R-N.Y.) and David Valadao (R-Calif.) will go to the House Rules Committee Tuesday to offer their amendment, which would extend the subsidies for two years alongside income caps and anti-fraud reforms,” the digital outlet reported. “They expect it to be rejected. It’s unclear what the moderates will do after that. They’d effectively be free agents.”

Being free could put them in a position to side with Democrats, who have pitched a three-year extension to the Obamacare tax credits. The GOP representatives’ collective signatures would push the liberal party’s discharge petition over the finish line.

Without the subsidies, policy analysts expect a mass exodus from Obamacare plans altogether that could leave roughly four million Americans completely uninsured. The spike in uninsured Americans will spur a nationwide public health problem that has historically made premiums more expensive for the insured as hospitals look to recoup the lost cash.

But have no fear, Republicans have said they’ll focus on health care policy in the coming year—after millions of Americans lose their coverage.

Trump Hits New Low With Twisted Reaction to Stabbing of Rob Reiner

Donald Trump claims Reiner was responsible for his own death.

Rob Reiner smiles alongside his wife Michele Singer
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Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner

Donald Trump has responded to the tragic death of director Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele, with an unhinged Truth Social post attacking Reiner for criticizing him in the past. 

Trump called Reiner “a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star,” and made the wildly insensitive claim that the pair died due to Reiner’s “anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, sometimes referred to as TDS.” 

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Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

A very sad thing happened last night in Hollywood. Rob Reiner, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star, has passed away, together with his wife, Michele, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, sometimes referred to as TDS. He was known to have driven people CRAZY by his raging obsession of President Donald J. Trump, with his obvious paranoia reaching new heights as the Trump Administration surpassed all goals and expectations of greatness, and with the Golden Age of America upon us, perhaps like never before. May Rob and Michele rest in peace!
Dec 15, 2025, 9:51 AM

Right now, police have not publicly confirmed any details as to the circumstances of the pair’s death, although People magazine reports that their son, Nick, killed them and is being questioned by law enforcement. Nick co-wrote the film Being Charlie with his father, who also directed it, and has spoken extensively about his struggles with drug addiction.   

All that is known right now is that Sunday afternoon, the Los Angeles Fire Department was called to provide medical aid to the Reiners’ home and found the couple dead. 

Trump has a history of undignified responses to the deaths of people who have criticized him, most notably Senator John McCain. Reiner was very popular in Hollywood and well known for his liberal activism, earning him posthumous tributes from former President Barack Obama, former Vice President Kamala Harris, California Governor Gavin Newsom, and Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass. Even MAGA-supporting actor James Woods offered his “love and respect” to Reiner in a tribute on X.

Trump is receiving a backlash on Truth Social for his remarks, with replies from his fans criticizing his insensitivity. 

X screenshot Sahil Kapur
@sahilkapur
Scrolling through the comments on that truth social post

screenshot of comments like "Please take that down it's beneath you" and "Come on, Mr. President! Not appropriate thing to write!"

Following Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension from ABC over his comments on Charlie Kirk in September, Reiner criticized Trump and FCC Chairman Brendan Carr and noted that “there’s only a couple of us that are speaking out in this hard way.” He added, “This may be the last time you ever see me.” 

This story has been updated.

Trump Derails His Christmas Speech to Ramble About Snakes

At one point, even Donald Trump acknowledged he’d lost the crowd.

Donald Trump speaks while standing outside the White House
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Guests at the White House Christmas reception fell silent Sunday as President Donald Trump veered way off topic to deliver a cozy holiday tale about … poisonous snakes?

“Tale” is probably giving him too much credit. During his address, 79-year-old Trump turned his attention to Peru, which he said “is known to be a rather rough place in terms of physical creatures crawling around.”

“Twenty-eight thousand people die a year from a snake bite, a certain snake. It’s a viper. It’s said to be the most poisonous snake in the world,” Trump said. “But the venom rarely works, it’s so powerful, the snake. It’s said to be the most poisonous. That, the black mamba, the brown mamba, and the viper from Peru.”

Trump tried to explain that he was telling this “story” because his son Donald Jr. was sitting in the audience, but he didn’t end up telling any story at all.

“And so, he’s being read his rights and his—this is, they thought he was dead three times, three different times, they carried him out, feeding him the anti-venom, and over a period of months he was unconscious for a long time, many weeks, and he made it. I asked him, ‘How ya doing today?’ And he said, ‘Is it perfect?’” the president rambled incoherently.

Suddenly, Trump seemed to notice that he’d lost his audience.

“Look how quiet everybody is,” the president said. “You know, it’s funny when you talk about snakes and things like that, people find it interesting.”

Interesting? No. Deeply concerning? Yes.