make america grape again

a republican consolation

 

 

donald grape

 

 

fear not my friends your party ends
from means that arent quite honest

with spokesmen like mike pence and trump
your fight's a losing contest

drumpf proposes infrastructure projects

 

 'Fountain' 1917 (ready-made) MARCEL DUCHAMP (1887-1968)

 

 

dadadrumpf proposes infraredinfrastructure* projects,

tremendous fountains in every park - with gold fittings and drumpf logos,

*infraredinfrastructure - invisible to the human eye unless you pay a fee

When Marcel Duchamp arrived in New York he discovered that he already had a reputation, albeit a notorious one, for his painting, 'Dadadrumpf Descending a Staircase'

Dadadrumpf Descending a Staircase

which had been a source of controversy when exhibited at the Armory Show. However, another of his works was to become an even greater challenge to the artistic establishment.

the 40 days of trumpmas

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

 

drumpf promises to bring joy to dwellers of inner-city food deserts

 

home of the fallen arches

 

drumph made the announcement with a full mouth as he ate a happy meal - it'll be a whopper he mumbled the new partnership will be called Mac-Donalds says corporate spokesman Humbugular, and promises to please, cause 'Mac-Donalds makes you happy to be hungry'

dumpty trumpty

 

 

 

trumpty dumpty

 

'When I use a word,' dumpty trumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean ? neither more nor less.'

the 40 days of trumpmas

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

 

drumpf mulls appointments and policies

killing two birds with one stone, drumpf considers secretary of state pic as well as criminal justice reform and rehabilitation policy too, with possibly offering ex-offender employment to david petraeus for that position