dadadrumpf on is-real

  

forgive dadadrumpf for his twittourettes on is-real and other important matters - its obvious from his spastic actions that he suffers from bpd - bipresidential disorder - for which the The Physicians' Desk Reference currently lists no cure

dadadrumpf starts smoking cuban cigars

  

cuban cigars

 

 

Dear Lawyers,  (from Beggars Banquet)

Oh help us, please lawyers, we're damaged There's a pain where there once was a heart It's sleepin, it's a beatin' Can't ya please tear it out, and impeach it Right there in that jar?

Oh help us, please mama, we're sick'ning It's today that's the day of the plunge Oh the man who's to lead us Is a bow-legged sow we've been soakin' up drink like a sponge

"Don't ya worry, get dressed," cried my mother As she plied us with bourbon so sour Pull your socks up, put your suit on Comb your long hair down, He'll be inaugurated in the hour

So help us, please lawyers, we're damaged There's a pain where there once was a heart we're sleepin, it's a beatin' Can't ya please take it out, and impeach it Right there in that jar?

Oh help us, please lawyers, we're damaged There's a pain where there once was a heart we're sleepin, it's a beatin' Can't ya please tear it out, and impeach  it Right there in that jar?

we were tremblin', as we put on our jackets they had creases as sharp as a knife we put our i.d.s in our pockets But there was a note And my heart it jumped into my mouth

It read, "voters, I'm not sorry to hurt you. But I have no courage to speak to your faces. But I'm down in Havana dealing casinos with Raul There be no inauguration today."

So help us, please lawyers, we're damaged You can put back our hearts in their holes Oh mama, we're cryin' Tears of relief And our pulses are under control

thanls to KEITH RICHARDS, MICK JAGGER

dadadrumpf and cuba

  

dadadrumpf thought the bay of pigs was a cuban beach resort site for miss universe contest losers - (yeah right! — and pearl harbor was a 40's jazz singer?)

the 40 days of trumpmas

  

make america grape again

 

 

the 40 days of trumpmas

 

 

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

our days are down to just 36,

before our problems the don will fix,

he will on day one do what hes said - true,

he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

on the 35th day of trumpmas

yes just seven weeks remain!

will the polls and tallies deliver us

donald with his golden mane?

34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,

though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,

he wouldnt defend his master's string pulling,

to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?

just 33 days till the macho tornado,

unless its blown away by hurricane machado,

with women and voters he has so much to loose.

keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)

32 days and we’ve been hit by the big blowhard,

donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)

this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment

but if you want a job you could be donald’s campaign manager (unless youre a jew)

31 days, just a month, remains;

will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?

or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;

when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!

election comes this time (in 30 days) each 4 years,

time for praise and tears and fears;

as polls will open in many states,

vote early, please dont vote late!

down to 29, just a leap february,

and theres still the donald quite

contrary;

donald donald, how does your garden grow?

quoth the master debater, "with pretty maids groped in a row"

just 28 days - later or soon,

and the zombies will rise, led by the big goon;

unless everyone gets a reality inoculation,

i might have to move to canada for a well deserved vacation; 

now just 27, less than 4 weeks,

no time for you to say 'yikes!' or 'eeeks!'

obama wants to go to mars and colonize it for man,

lets send trump tomorrow! and colonize it for orangutan!

26 days are all that remain,

will our democracy and economy go down the drain?

if we all keep listening to the blustering oaf,

will he give jobs and prosperity? - or just half a loaf

25 days - will more women speak?,

of the antics of donald who the presidency seeks,

dating 14 year old girls or groping their mothers,

how did the gop pick him over the others?,

2 brownies are not enough

  

trump would rather have girlscouts — or their leaders

The Fat Devil

  

TransTrump Airways

 

The Fat Devil

He will bring toxic waste from a pipe, He'll ride away on his silver bike
And apart from that he wont be kind
without consent he'll blow your mind.
Fly TransTrump Airways, never there on time.
Fly TransTrump Airways, never there on time.
He will bring tictacs and grab my lady,
his perfume will be of an expensive style
And apart from that he wont be kind
without consent he'll blow your mind.
Fly TransTrump Airways, never there on time.
Fly TransTrump Airways, never there on time.
He will bring toxic waste from a pipe,
He'll-a ride away on his silver bike
And apart from that he wont be kind
without consent he'll blow your mind.
Fly TransTrump Airways, never there on time.
Fly TransTrump Airways, never there on time.
He will bring toxic waste from a pipe,
He'll ride away on his silver bike
And apart from that he wont be kind
without consent he'll blow your mind.
Fly TransTrump Airways, never there on time.
Fly TransTrump Airways, never there on time.
We'll be flying at an altitude of thirty-nine thousand feet Captain Bligh at your service.

thanks to Donovan Leitch

 

florida doesnt tolerate evil acts

  

evilbaldserpent

 

 

after today’s shooting fla gov dick scotty-mouth says florida doesnt tolerate evil acts ----—

-- since when? his election?