the covid depression christmas song 2020 (like nat king cole sang it)

this is a song i first tried to write a long time ago and feel that its appropriate to publish now...

the covid depression christmas song 2020 (like nat king cole sang it)


reindeer roasting on an open fire
elves just looking to get paid
santa got hit by recession this year
there werent many toys on christmas day ... everybody knows

boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help keep the fireplace bright
we burned a dresser and an ottoman
as children huddled closer this cold night

(they know that santas been laid off
and he and mrs clause have caught a nasty cough
but with his rising healthcare cost
it seems his battle with blue cross is all but lost)

they know that santa struggled too
he did as much as any jolly elf could do
but he got laid off at the mall
and he wont be decking anybodys halls ... with

boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help to keep the fireplace bright
and every mothers child is gonna try
to see if reindeer tastes better baked or fried

and now kriss kringles gone away
foreclosure signs are in his yard and his driveway
and all the elves have been laid off
their jobs are now in taiwan and bangkok, ... and china

i sing this song without expecting praise
from those just trying to survive
if we make it through new years its a miracle
and another year we have to keep alive

 

the christmas song 2020 (like nat king cole sang it)

this is a song i first tried to write a long time ago and feel that its appropriate to publish now...

the christmas song 2020 (like nat king cole sang it)


reindeer roasting on an open fire
elves just looking to get paid
santa got hit by recession this year
there werent many toys on christmas day ... everybody knows

boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help keep the fireplace bright
we burned a dresser and an ottoman
as children huddled closer this cold night

(they know that santas been laid off
and he and mrs clause have caught a nasty cough
but with his rising healthcare cost
it seems his battle with blue cross is all but lost)

they know that santa struggled too
he did as much as any jolly elf could do
but he got laid off at the mall
and he wont be decking anybodys halls ... with

boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help to keep the fireplace bright
and every mothers child is gonna try
to see if reindeer tastes better baked or fried

and now kriss kringles gone away
forclosure signs are in his yard and his driveway
and all the elves have been laid off
their jobs are now in taiwan and bangkok, ... and china

i sing this song without expecting praise
from those just trying to survive
if we make it through new years its a miracle
and another year we have to keep alive

new dawn new day new year new life new deal

 

 

  

new dawn new day new year new life new deal

 

(in the mood of 'new york, new york' thanks to

	Fred Ebb, John Kander,  and nina simone)

joes biden his time,

while they clean the white house,

with harris the harrier gettin rid of the germs

and a big orange louse,

 

hope they put him away,

in an orange padded cell,

where he can tweet at the hundred thousand souls that he sent to hell,

and forever he can stew and rant and rage and let out a squeal,

 

new dawn new day new year new life new deal,

were almost rid,

of the blight weve endured,

for the past 4 years now what ails us might be finally cured,

put joltin joe up against corona and hell knock it out,

while that creepy orange oligarch in his cell will just pout,

new dawn new day new year new life no doubt,

were tired of waking up in a country that doesnt sleep,

worrying about him pressing the button,

so lets just throw him on the heap,

and keep spreading the news,

hes leaving real soon,

we wont have to have any more part of that orange baboon,

new dawn new day new year new life new tune

new years eve

  

waiting for the balls to decend

 

 

new years eve - waiting for the balls to descend...

in times square? -------- not! --------

--- in dadadrumpf's pants!

 

the 40 days of trumpmas - epilogue

  

make america grape again

 

 

on this zeroth minus one day of our countdown array

nightfall comes and soon we slumber

some measure their hopes in dribbles and drabs

and some do by the numbers

but hillarys shown us all that she has bigger balls
so pour another jigger

and pray to your lucky stars above trumps short fingers dont reach the trigger

deck the halls?

  

rama lama fa fa fa

 

 

when you see dadadrumpf on the holidays and really feel like decking him - deck the halls instead!

Deck the halls with bows to folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
build the wall we'll all be jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don will not don gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
promises he made will soon unravel
Fa la la la la, la la la la

See the flaming fool before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Strike at work and join the chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Follow him in cautious measure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
While he loots our nation's treasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Fast away the old year passes
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hail the fearless leader's gasses
Fa la la la la, la la la la

hang the expensive drumpftree ornaments
Fa la la la la, la la la la
He's heedless now of your forlorn laments
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Deck the halls with tired cliches
Fa la la la la, la la la la
if this were france hes be a vichy
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don we now our alt-right hoods
Fa la la la la, la la la la
see how he now delivers the goods
Fa la la la la, la la la la

ride the ship named donald's folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
make amerrika great again oh golly
Fa la la la la, la la la la

thanks to
BROOKS, KIX / DEMARCUS, JAY / TRADITIONAL

 

a dadadrumpf drumpfsgiving - make america gobble again

  

trumpfkeys - the biggest turkeys ever (formerly drumpfsteaks)

 

 

a dadadrumpf drumpfsgiving - make america gobble again

drought to you by trumpfkeys - the biggest turkeys ever (formerly drumpfsteaks)

starring dadadrumpf as himself,

casting by dadadrumpf,

mike pence (formerly mike twopence) as vicedrumpf,

steve bannon (formerly steve babboon) as all right (formerly alt-right),

legal services by rudy gulianni,

general flynn as maddog,

elizabeth warren as pocahontas - a native american activist,

barny rubble as captain john smith (formerly general smith) - but now reduced to rubble,

our story opens as dada calls poca

dada - listen poky - you have to end the lodgebuilders strike

poca - sorry dada but theyre protesting until you use native cut instead of imported lodge poles

dada - offer them discounts on lodging - ttyl

dada - ivanka get me maddog

dada - maddog declare war on the spanish - theyre stealing all the gold i need to put on my drumpf lodges...

later

dada -- oooh gimme another drumpfstick -- im stuffed - i was gonna pardon this turkey - but now youll have to resurect it - or regurgitate it -----