songs poems and political musings, trumpmas, dada, drumpf, the 40 days of trumpmas, trump, election
for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,
his lies and hate on whom he disdains,
but election day will come so soon,
we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;
1n 39 days full of world wide problems.
we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,
but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,
what could be worse? - you could be his wife;
in 38 days just what will you do?
the donald has said he likes lgbtq,
but as he bullies his women and all his men too,
if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?
in just 37 days, some people are saying,
(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)
the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,
and thus make america grape again,
our days are down to just 36,
before our problems the don will fix,
he will on day one do what hes said - true,
he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!
Salena Zito: "The press takes him literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally."
But apparently some supporters took him both seriously and literally.
thanks to wapo and slate
* euphemized — post-truth drumpf-speak for education in the meanings of drumpf’s ‘best’ words
a grim(m) election tale
trumpety dumpty will build a great wall
like all things of donald it will not be small
in az new mex cal texas too where the border is in need
bigger better too than chinas is what kubla don decreed
greater than the one torn down by regan (ronald)
to protect us from the migrants with a beautiful gate decreed the donald
theyll come by droves on horseback, on foot and carrying ladders
and mexico will pay for it, thats all that really matters
to keep out the wetbacks, and all the muslims too
but something there is that doesnt love it ---
--- true ---
for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,
his lies and hate on whom he disdains,
but election day will come so soon,
we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;
1n 39 days full of world wide problems.
we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,
but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,
what could be worse? - you could be his wife;
in 38 days just what will you do?
the donald has said he likes lgbtq,
but as he bullies his women and all his men too,
if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?
in just 37 days, some people are saying,
(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)
the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,
and thus make america grape again,
for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,
his lies and hate on whom he disdains,
but election day will come so soon,
we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;
1n 39 days full of world wide problems.
we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,
but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,
what could be worse? - you could be his wife;
in 38 days just what will you do?
the donald has said he likes lgbtq,
but as he bullies his women and all his men too,
if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?
trumpty dumpty - a grim election tale
in calexico where kubla don,
a stately border wall decreed,
in az new mex and texas too,
where security is in need,
trumpety dumpty will build a great wall,
like all things of donald it will not be small,
bigger greater too than china’s,
or the one torn down by regan (ronald),
with a beautiful gate to keep them out,
thats whats decreed by donald,
with trump towers all along it,
1 - 2 3 - 4 5 - 6 or seven,
and turrets high atop - machine guns too,
to escort those lost -- to heaven,
theyll bigly come by droves,
on foot on horseback - carrying ladders,
and mexico will pay for it,
thats all that really matters,
it will keep out the wetbacks,
and mohammedans too,
but something there is that doesnt love it,
------ true --------