donald, The orange faced oligarch

 

donald, The orange faced oligarch

 

 donald, The orange faced oligarch

 

You know bush1, and bush2, and
reagan, and nixon,
gingrich, and ryan, and
kasich and christie,
fiorina and gilmore,
huckabee and bush,
and gilmore and carson,
and cruz and rubio,
santorum and paul,
But do you recall
The most famous republican of all?

 

donald, The orange faced oligarch
had a lot of shiny bling
and if you ever saw him
you would say that that's his thing

 

All of the other republicans
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor donald
play in the republican games.

 

Then once long before Christmas eve
breitbart came to say:
"donald with your bling so bright,
won't you guide our movement tonight?"

 

Then all the republicans loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
donald, The orange faced oligarch,
you'll go down in history!
 
thanks to Johnny Marks

 

deck the halls?

  

rama lama fa fa fa

 

when you see dadadrumpf on the holidays and really feel like decking him - deck the halls instead!

Deck the halls with bows to folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
build the wall we'll all be jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don will not don gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
promises he made will soon unravel
Fa la la la la, la la la la

See the flaming fool before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Strike at work and join the chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Follow him in cautious measure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
While he loots our nation's treasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Fast away the old year passes
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hail the fearless leader's gasses
Fa la la la la, la la la la

hang the expensive drumpftree ornaments
Fa la la la la, la la la la
He's heedless now of your forlorn laments
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Deck the halls with tired cliches
Fa la la la la, la la la la
if this were france hes be a vichy
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don we now our alt-right hoods
Fa la la la la, la la la la
see how he now delivers the goods
Fa la la la la, la la la la

ride the ship named donald's folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
make amerrika great again oh golly
Fa la la la la, la la la la

thanks to
BROOKS, KIX / DEMARCUS, JAY / TRADITIONAL

 

deck the halls?

 

  

rama lama fa fa fa

 

when you see dadadrumpf on the holidays and really feel like decking him - deck the halls instead!

Deck the halls with bows to folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
build the wall we'll all be jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don will not don gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
promises he made will soon unravel
Fa la la la la, la la la la

See the flaming fool before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Strike at work and join the chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Follow him in cautious measure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
While he loots our nation's treasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Fast away the old year passes
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hail the fearless leader's gasses
Fa la la la la, la la la la

hang the expensive drumpftree ornaments
Fa la la la la, la la la la
He's heedless now of your forlorn laments
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Deck the halls with tired cliches
Fa la la la la, la la la la
if this were france hes be a vichy
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don we now our alt-right hoods
Fa la la la la, la la la la
see how he now delivers the goods
Fa la la la la, la la la la

ride the ship named donald's folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
make amerrika great again oh golly
Fa la la la la, la la la la

thanks to
BROOKS, KIX / DEMARCUS, JAY / TRADITIONAL

bowing and scraping

 

dr drumpf - "see my fingers really are big!"

 

 

drumpf's position on the rights of women to self determination on reproductive health and choice —

women who seek abortions should be subject to “some form of punishment” —

in other words - lets see some bowing and scraping before any dilation and curettage

look out hocuspocus street theres a new kid on the block

 

 hocus-pocus streets own drumpfupagus

 

 

look out hocuspocus street theres a new kid on the block

cloudy day
taking your breath away
on my way to where the scotch is neat

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to hocuspocus Street?

everythings in play
nothing's gonna be A-OK
unfriendly neighbors there
That's where we meet

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to hocuspocus Street?

It's a turkish carpet ride
none of the doors will open wide
To unhappy people like you--
unhappy people like
What a miserable

cloudy Day
get rid of the EPA
On my way to where the scotch is neat

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to hocuspocus Street

How to get to hocuspocus Street
How to get to…

thanks to sesame st and RAPOSO, JOE/HART, BRUCE/STONE, JON

Delaware court grants win for Twitter in first hearing in Musk trial

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/07/19/twitter-elon-musk-trial/

twitter wins first round

 

like JAMES & BOBBY PURIFY said

 

 

donald said to vlad

“Pull them little strings and I'll sing you a song, I'm your puppet
Make me do right or make me do wrong, I'm your puppet”

trump keeps us in suspense

 

trump will keep us in mike pence — or whatever he said

 

qui bono

 

qui and bono - The Beat Goes On

 

drumpf says 'i really really like qui bono - and cher was not too bad too when she was younger'

"The Beat Goes On"

[Chorus:]
The beat goes on, the beat goes on
Drums keep pounding
A rhythm to the brain
La de da de de, la de da de da

Charleston was once the rage, uh huh
History has turned the page, uh huh
The mini skirts the current thing, uh huh
Teenybopper is our newborn king, uh huh

[Chorus]

The grocery store's the super mart, uh huh
Little girls still break their hearts, uh huh
And men still keep on marching off to war
Electrically they keep a baseball score

[Chorus]

Grandmas sit in chairs and reminisce
Boys keep chasing girls to get a kiss
The cars keep going faster all the time
Bums still cry, "Hey buddy,
have you got a dime?"

[Chorus]

thanks to SONNY & CHER

musky odor detected and eliminated

 

twitter users complaining of a musky odor are now relieved since the cause has been found and prospectively eliminated

dadadrumpf does a do-si-do on the dossier

 

square deal or square dance?

 

some presidents gave us a square deal - will dadadrumpf just give us a square dance?

heard the latest from david corn of mother jones? 

www.motherjones.com/…

dadadrumpf just does a do-si-do around the dossier with comey

 

 

Delaware court grants win for Twitter in first hearing in Musk trial

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/07/19/twitter-elon-musk-trial/

twitter wins first round

 

sittin' on mike pencel

trump likes the stones i guess as you always hear “you cant always get what you want” at his rallies — but i doubt if he ever listened to some of their lyrics —

I'm just sittin' on mike pence

Since I was young I've been very hard to please And I don't know wrong from right
But there is one thing I could never understand Some of the sick things that a girl does to a man, so

I'm just sittin' on mike pence You can say I got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying So I'm sittin on mike pence

All of my friends at school grew up and settled down And they mortgaged up their lives
One things not said too much, but I think it's true They just get married 'cause there's nothing else to do, so

I'm just sittin' on mike pence You can say I got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying So I'm sittin on mike pence

I'm just sittin' on mike pence You can say I got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying So I'm sittin on mike pence

The day can come when you get old and sick and tired of life You just never realize
Maybe the choice you made wasn't really right But you go out and you don't come back at night, so

I'm just sittin' on mike pence You can say I got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying So I'm sittin on mike pence

I'm just sittin' on mike pence You can say I got no sense
i need the evangelicals
and right wing conservatives So I'm sittin on mike pence

thanks to: Rolling Stones - Sitting On A Fence

a little bird told me

 a little bird told me 

 

Elon Musk responds to Twitter’s threat to sue him over reneging on deal with a meme

 

biden told dadadrumpf to grow a pair

biden told dadadrumpf to grow a pair - and damned if he didn't grow 2!

trump pissed his pants tonight in debate

 biden said earlier he didnt  want it to become a urine test but trump tried to spray the whole place with his stench

musky odor detected and eliminated

 

 

 

twitter users complaining of a musky odor are now relieved since the cause has been found and prospectively eliminated

drumpf labor secretary favorite would like to put you into labor - if youre a sexy woman

 

Under Andrew Puzder, Carl’s Jr. envisioned a sexy U.S.-Mexico border wall.

 

if youve seen some of the commercials for carls jr burger joint - www.google.com/...

www.newsbusters.org/...
- you might feel like pounding your puzder - carls ceo and drumpf regime labor secretary nominee puzder felt like 'pounding' 'his' - as alleged by his ex-wife
www.riverfronttimes.com/...

thanks also to slate and maddowblog

the next shoe to drop

 

dont wait for the next shoe to drop - donald's keeping them firmly in his mouth

Delaware court grants win for Twitter in first hearing in Musk trial

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/07/19/twitter-elon-musk-trial/

twitter wins first round