Babes In TrumpToy Land

 

group of donald's female supporters

 

trump’s campaign wonders why they’re not getting support from women then they realize its because they lack the "why" chromosome

more new infrastructure proposals from dadadrumpf regime

 

 

expressway

 

highways and bridges - we need new (privately built profit making expensive toll) ones

 

indian reservations -

indian reservations

privatization - Trump advisors aim to privatize oil-rich Indian reservations - reuters

drumpf supports all energy and pipelines

pipelines

 

https://youtu.be/tqC3BjIyq_0

- we need more (like dapl)

 

housing -

he'll give you a home where the buffalo roam (bring your own sleeping bag)

Home of the stRange

Oh, give me the home of the plowman's pickle,
Where the beer made of cantelope flows,
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word
And the empror lives on your nickel.

Home, home of the stRange,
Where the beer made of cantelope flows;
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word,
And the skies they are cloudy all day.

Where the air is not pure, the zephyrs unsure,
The breezes so strong to cause fright,
That I would not exchange my home of the stRange
For the cities so full of their blight.

The red man was pressed from this part of the West,
He's likely no more to return
To the banks of Red River where seldom if ever
Their flickering campfires burn.

How often at night when the heavens are bright
With the light of the nuclear dawn,
Have I stood here amazed and asked as I gazed
If we were all in their game just a pawn.

Oh, I loved the wild flowers in this dear land of ours;
before we all started to scream;
And I loved the white rocks and the antelope flocks
That grazed on the mountain-tops green.

Oh, give me a land where from under the sand
Flows oil in numerous streams;
Where the ungrateful white men go making amends
for the avarice shown in their dreams.

Then I would not exchange my home on the range,
Where the beer made of cantelope flows;
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word
And the emperor doesnt wear clothes.

Home, home of the stRange,
Where the beer made of cantelope flows,
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word,
And the skies they are cloudy all day.

 
thanks to Cowboy Songs, 1910 by John A. Lomax.

listen Home On The Range boyscouttrail.com/...

the new improved 40 days of trumpmas

 

 

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

our days are down to just 36,

before our problems the don will fix,

he will on day one do what hes said - true,

he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

on the 35th day of trumpmas

yes just seven weeks remain!

will the polls and tallies deliver us

donald with his golden mane?

34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,

though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,

he wouldnt defend hs master's string pulling,

to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?

just 33 days till the macho tornado,

unless its blown away by hurricane machado,

with women and voters he has so much to loose.

keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)

32 days and weve been hit by the big blowhard,

donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)

this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment

but if you want a job you could be donalds campaign manager (unless youre a jew)

31 days, just a month, remains;

will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?

or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;

when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!

election comes this time (in 30 days) each 4 years,

time for praise and tears and fears;

as polls will open in many states,

vote early, please dont vote late!

 

a childish garden of (per)verse

 

 

make america grape again

 

 

trumpty dumpty strumpet humper trumpty dumpty puddin pie judged the girls from 1 to 10 then kissed them all and made them cry

if trumpty dumpty humped a strumpet how many strumpets did trumpty dumpty hump?

little don trumpet sat in trump tower eating his trumpmas pie stuck in his thumb and said 'when you’re a star you can stick your thumb anywhere'

The Exploding donald Inevitable

 

 

trump's delivery and rhetoric

in republican garb

is like a truck bomb delivered vehicularly

his amonium nitrate

and peroxide mix

will blow the party perpendicularly

the crowds give donald a big hand - they should give him 2 and push him out

 

look out hocuspocus street theres a brand new kid on the block

 

 

 

 hocus-pocus streets own drumpfupagus

 

 

look out hocuspocus street theres a new kid on the block

cloudy day
taking your breath away
on my way to where the scotch is neat

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to hocuspocus Street?

everythings in play
nothing's gonna be A-OK
unfriendly neighbors there
That's where we meet

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to hocuspocus Street?

It's a turkish carpet ride
none of the doors will open wide
To unhappy people like you--
unhappy people like
What a miserable

cloudy Day
get rid of the EPA
On my way to where the scotch is neat

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to hocuspocus Street

How to get to hocuspocus Street
How to get to…

thanks to sesame st and RAPOSO, JOE/HART, BRUCE/STONE, JON

trump keeps us in suspense

 

 

trump will keep us in mike pence — or whatever he said