You know bush1, and bush2, and
reagan, and nixon,
gingrich, and ryan, and
kasich and christie,
fiorina and gilmore,
huckabee and bush,
and gilmore and carson,
and cruz and rubio,
santorum and paul,
But do you recall
The most famous republican of all?
donald, The orange faced oligarch
had a lot of shiny bling
and if you ever saw him
you would say that that's his thing
All of the other republicans
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor donald
play in the republican games.
Then once long before Christmas eve
breitbart came to say:
"donald with your bling so bright,
won't you guide our movement tonight?"
Then all the republicans loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
donald, The orange faced oligarch,
you'll go down in history!
this is a song i first tried to write a long time ago and feel that its appropriate to publish now...
the covid depression christmas song 2020 (like nat king cole sang it)
reindeer roasting on an open fire
elves just looking to get paid
santa got hit by recession this year
there werent many toys on christmas day ... everybody knows
boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help keep the fireplace bright
we burned a dresser and an ottoman
as children huddled closer this cold night
(they know that santas been laid off
and he and mrs clause have caught a nasty cough
but with his rising healthcare cost
it seems his battle with blue cross is all but lost)
they know that santa struggled too
he did as much as any jolly elf could do
but he got laid off at the mall and he wont be decking anybodys halls ... with
boughs of holly and some mistletoe
dont help to keep the fireplace bright
and every mothers child is gonna try
to see if reindeer tastes better baked or fried
and now kriss kringles gone away
foreclosure signs are in his yard and his driveway
and all the elves have been laid off
their jobs are now in taiwan and bangkok, ... and china
i sing this song without expecting praise
from those just trying to survive if we make it through new years its a miracle
and another year we have to keep alive
Zaha Hadid sent shockwaves over the Internet yesterday
when she released her design for Qatar’s new World Cup Stadium.
Headlines that sounded like a chorus of giggling Beavis and Butt-Heads
all agreed: Qatar’s World Cup 2022 Stadium Looks Like A Vagina.
AECOM, a firm Hadid is partnering with on the project, reportedly said
that the stadium was inspired by “the dhow boat that carried
generations of local fishermen and pearl divers.” They insist its
resemblance to genitalia was accidental, but what if it wasn’t? SO THE
HELL WHAT? The world’s phallic versus vaginal building ratio could use
some balancing out. Practically every city is a ragingly Freudian
cluster of glass, concrete, and stone cock. (Fun fact: There are so many
phallic buildings that, in 2003, Cabinet Magazine launched a
Most Phallic Building Contest. After writer Jonathan Ames claimed that
Brooklyn’s Williamsburg Bank Building was the world’s most phallic,
defensive readers attacked him, claiming that their city’s dick-like
building was the most dick-like in the land. The score was settled by
voting, and Michigan’s Ypsilanti Water Tower, AKA the Brick Dick, emerged as the proud winner.)
So what of more feminine architecture? If Hadid’s flowery
stadium is indeed built, it will boost the world’s small cadre of vulvar
buildings:
Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a christy
E-I-E-I-O
With a bridge gate here
And a lane closure there
Here a bridge, there a gate
Everywhere a bridge gate
Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a pence
E-I-E-I-O
With a rfra here
And a nra there
Here a gun, there a right
Everywhere no gay rights
Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a rudy
E-I-E-I-O
With a fbi leak here
And a stop n frisk there
Here a stop, there a frisk
Everywhere a fbi leak
Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a force
E-I-E-I-O
With an alien here
And a border wall there
Here a illegal, there a muslim
Everywhere a border wall
Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a pussy
E-I-E-I-O
With a miss piggy here
And a miss universe there
Here a grab, there a grab
Everywhere a miss housekeeping
Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had some properties
E-I-E-I-O
With a mara lago here
And a trump tower there
Here a trump , there a place
Everywhere a trump place
With a bridge gate here
And a christy there
Here a bridge, there a gate
Everywhere a bridge gate
With a mile pence here
And a rfra there
Here a mike, there a pence
Everywhere a rfra
With a rudy here
And a fbi probe there
Here a rudy, there a giuliani
Everywhere a giuliani
With a pussy cat here
And a miss piggy there
Here a pussy, there a piggy
Everywhere a universe
With a border wall here
And a illegal there
Here a border there a wall Everywhere a border wall
Old trumpdonald had a farm E-I-E-I-OOOOOOO.........
For
the first time in its 116-year history, the NAACP has declined to
invite a sitting U.S. president to its national convention — a stark
rebuke of President Donald Trump and his administration’s policies,
which the group says run counter to its core mission of advancing civil
rights.
Announced Monday by NAACP President Derrick Johnson, the
decision marks an unprecedented break from tradition for the country’s
oldest and most influential civil rights organization. The annual
convention, scheduled for next month in Charlotte, North Carolina, will
proceed without the presence — or invitation — of the president.
“This
has nothing to do with political party,” Johnson said at a press
conference. “Our mission is to advance civil rights, and the current
president has made clear that his mission is to eliminate civil rights.”
While
the NAACP has had a long history of engaging presidents from both
parties — including Republican and Democratic leaders with whom it has
had deep policy disagreements — officials say Trump represents a
categorical departure from that norm. The group pointed to a growing
list of grievances, including legal battles over the administration’s
rollback of equity-focused education policies.
Just this April,
the NAACP filed a lawsuit against the Department of Education,
challenging efforts to defund schools that maintained diversity, equity,
and inclusion (DEI) programs. The organization argued such measures
directly threaten equal educational opportunity for Black students and
violate the principles of fairness and access that underpin federal
education law.
“There is a rich history of both Republicans and
Democrats attending our convention,” the NAACP said in a statement,
noting that President Harry Truman became the first sitting president to
appear at the gathering in 1947. “But this moment is different.”
The White House did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
The
exclusion of Trump from the upcoming convention adds to the deepening
divide between the administration and major civil rights institutions.
It also underscores how Trump’s presidency has galvanized a new wave of
organized resistance from legacy organizations long committed to racial
and social justice.
For the NAACP, the message is clear: when a
president actively works to dismantle civil rights protections,
tradition must give way to principle.
donald, The orange faced oligarch
