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A damning report says DHS hired, retained, and sometimes promoted immigration agents despite warning signs of violent or predatory behavior—with some using their authority and access to sexually assault, abuse, or stalk women and children.
The Ohio Immigrant Alliance examined scores of cases of ICE, Customs and Border Protection, and related government contractors who were charged, convicted, or sentenced for violent or sexual offenses over the past six decades. Its list also includes several senior officials who faced what the organization deemed credible sexual-misconduct allegations.
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Of the 152 people identified between 1982 and 2026, 131—86.2 percent—were charged with or convicted of sex offenses. Eighty-five were accused or convicted of crimes targeting children. Seventy-eight cases involved sex offenses against children, making that the largest category in the data.
The organization found that 69 cases, or 45 percent, were directly connected to the person’s immigration-enforcement work.
It states: “These cases demonstrate how the badge itself became a weapon—a tool for coercion, intimidation, and access to vulnerable people—or a ‘get out of jail free’ card. These are not agents who happened to commit crimes; they are agents who weaponized the authority the government handed them.”

The alliance cautioned that its list is a targeted collection of documented cases, rather than a comprehensive list or a measure of offending across the entire DHS.
It does, though, argue DHS failed at both ends of the employment process. The department, it says, missed potentially disqualifying histories while screening recruits, then failed to remove some personnel after warning signs emerged on the job.
The report notes that ICE does not examine family-court records or dismissals from previous employers during background checks and warns there is “no way of knowing” how many people with histories of domestic violence or sexual assault have been hired or promoted.
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Some agents remained in the agencies for decades. Dana Ray Thornhill was convicted of sexually assaulting a child as a juvenile but was later hired by the Border Patrol. He worked there for nearly 20 years before being caught again for child molestation and sexual exploitation of minors.
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Brashad Johnson’s job was to conduct DHS background investigations. He was later convicted of soliciting prostitution involving a minor.
Other agents allegedly used the power and access of their jobs to target victims.
Fernando Saucedo III was accused of sexually assaulting two sisters, 17 and 19, inside a CBP field office. The government later paid the younger sister $125,000 to settle her civil lawsuit. Arizona agent Ramon Marquez was charged with 15 felonies after allegedly exploiting a Border Patrol youth program to abuse a 16-year-old girl at his home, during trips and inside agency facilities.
The report also highlighted former ICE special agent John Jacob Olivas, who was 48 when sentenced in 2023, and received life in federal prison for sexually assaulting two women before using his position to silence them. Prosecutors said he brandished his credentials and threatened to have victims arrested on false charges, according to the Justice Department. One victim testified that Olivas made her believe he was “invincible” to the justice system.
It also includes former Border Patrol agent Shane Millan, who was sentenced to a year in federal prison after admitting he ordered women to expose their breasts over webcam while falsely presenting his demands as lawful immigration searches. He pleaded guilty to two counts of deprivation of rights under color of law, the Justice Department said.

Those failures carry added urgency as ICE rapidly expands its workforce, the alliance says. The report cites an NBC News investigation from last October which found recruits had reached the agency’s training academy without completing required fingerprinting and background checks.
Officials subsequently discovered candidates with failed drug tests, disqualifying criminal histories and pending charges. I reported for the Daily Beast that insiders had billed the process as a “shit-show.”
DHS has also acknowledged that some employees started work before their full background investigations were complete. DHS said that ICE rigorously screens its personnel and described vetting as “an ongoing process, not a one-time occurrence.”
In April, after Trump removed Kristi Noem, 54, as DHS secretary, PunchUp was the first outlet to report that ICE had abandoned its expedited training scheme and was re-vetting all its new hires from the Noem era.
Building on a finding from the Ohio Immigrant Alliance’s previous investigation, which PunchUp reported last month, the situation appears to be worsening under Donald Trump.
The alliance documented 14 cases from 2025 and another 22 during the first eight months of 2026. Taken together, they represent nearly a quarter of its entire 44-year dataset. The previous annual high was 11 cases in 2024.
The report said the increase could reflect greater scrutiny, rapid hiring, weaker vetting, a larger workforce, more offending—or a combination of those factors.
The alliance called on Congress to freeze ICE and Border Patrol hiring and rescreen the entire workforce for histories of domestic violence, sexual violence and extremist activity. It also demanded mandatory reporting of criminal charges, automatic dismissal following a conviction and independent watchdogs with the power to subpoena agency records.
DHS did not respond to PunchUp’s request for comment.
the 40 days of trumpmas - a surreal serial poem
Remember, remember! The fifth of trumpvember
the 40 days of trumpmas - a serial poem
for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,
his lies and hate on whom he disdains,
but election day will come so soon,
we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;
in 39 days full of world wide problems.
we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,
but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,
what could be worse? - you could be his wife;
in 38 days just what will you do?
the donald has said he likes lgbtq,
but as he bullies his women and all his men too,
if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?
in just 37 days, some people are saying,
(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)
the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,
and thus make america grape again,
our days are down to just 36,
before our problems the don will fix,
he will on day one do what hes said - true,
he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!
on the 35th day of trumpmas
yes just seven weeks remain!
will the polls and tallies deliver us
donald with his golden mane?
34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,
though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,
he wouldnt defend his master's string pulling,
to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?
just 33 days till the macho tornado,
unless its blown away by hurricane machado,
with women and voters he has so much to loose.
keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)
32 days and we’ve been hit by the big blowhard,
donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)
this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment
but if you want a job you could be donald’s campaign manager (unless youre a jew)
31 days, just a month, remains;
will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?
or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;
when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!
election comes this time (in 30 days) each 4 years,
time for praise and tears and fears;
as polls will open in many states,
vote early, please dont vote late!
down to 29, just a leap february,
and theres still the donald quite
contrary;
donald donald, how does your garden grow?
quoth the master debater, "with pretty maids groped in a row"
just 28 days - later or soon,
and the zombies will rise, led by the big goon;
unless everyone gets a reality inoculation,
i might have to move to canada for a well deserved vacation;
now just 27, less than 4 weeks,
no time for you to say 'yikes!' or 'eeeks!'
obama wants to go to mars and colonize it for man,
lets send trump tomorrow! and colonize it for orangutan!
26 days are all that remain,
will our democracy and economy go down the drain?
if we all keep listening to the blustering oaf,
will he give jobs and prosperity? - or just half a loaf
25 days - will more women speak?,
of the antics of donald who the presidency seeks,
dating 14 year old girls or groping their mothers,
how did the gop pick him over the others?,
24 days - were down to two dozen,
the next woman who speaks just might be your cousin,
or mother or sister, aunt, niece, even daughter,
describing the circumstance in which donald caught her,
23 days left and trump doesnt yet have as many accusers,
as cosby, but he assures us that they are all really losers,
sent by bankers or hillary with secret agendas,
to disrupt our election of him - our defender!,
22 days and we know charity begins at home,
but donalds attention is so prone to roam,
his gift that disappeared to 911 survivors from his foundation?,
oops! maybe donald spent it on a vacation,
21 days and trump says the election may be rig-ly,
if hes not the winner and his total's not big-ly,
tremendously higher than hillary gets,
he warns his supporters may all lose their wits,
20 days left and while george zimmerman still walks free,
the man who shot at HIM got 20 years - while trayvon got eternity,
trump wants us to support our cops and maintain law and order,
he'll put all the inner city dwellers in jail, and send the immigrant criminals far across the border,
19 days left till we all go to pretend,
to elect someone to lead us, as if on it our lives depend,
but wise man, donald trump, already really knows,
who we really voted for - a wolf in president's clothes?,
18 days and we bad hombres demand a rebate,
on the ill feelings left since the comments of one candidate,
the debaters have met in their final grudge match,
but only donald can say from whose hands victory will be snatched,
17 days and our government is corrupt with quid pro quo,
did you take latin at wharton? is that how you know?,
donald wants us to fire at them all - the bureaucrats lined up in rows,
and believe me, corruption is a subject. that donald really knows,
16 days - lets set term limits on all our office holders,
and put all our women in binders - or maybe in folders,
donalds endless complaints are becoming a sour whine,
have a little cheese with that, from wisconsin, where
hillary's doing fine,
15 days and on stocking covered thighs did linger,
two miniature hands with two thumbs and eight tiny fingers,
they belonged to the donald who believed that he owned,
any thing that he wanted - or anyone he got alone,
14 days yes only two weeks,
till the duke of orange assends to the throne he seeks?,
to rule all americans, the strong and the weak?,
and dominate the globe with power that's peak?,
the 13th day to go - does that seem unlucky?,
not for donald whos lately been appearing quite plucky,
claiming media, polls, and parties are against him,
and rallying his multitudes with wit waxing dim,
on the 12th day of trumpmas donald awoke with a jerk,
promptly fired his latest campaign manager (who considered that a perk),
if youre "AAAfroAAAmurikan" and unemployed i can put you to work,
barked donald the businessman from behind his sly smirk,
it's the 11th and engineer casey trump is in the caboose,
i hear some of you saying oh no! what's the use,
our campaign will probably just go off the tracks,
but donald says its ok - cause he's got "the blacks",
just ten days left yes only one-zero,
til donald is hoping that he'll be your hero,
as new hillary emails come under investigation,
donald hopes to rename camp david to camp donald for
his vacations,
like a cat has nine lives we're left with only 9 days,
till we're subject to donald? and his old wicked ways,
on foreign affairs he says he'll save us from isis,
but his domestic affairs are misogyny and crisis,
our days are numbered - yes only eight,
till once again we make america great,
by getting rid of candidates who have nothing to add,
goodbye donald you wont make america sad,
just one week to go - its day minus seven,
till america's lifted above - to trumpty dump heaven?,
where for rich folks like donald opportunity abounds,
and we keep the working poor with a wall that surrounds,
how the time it does fly its already day 6,
till americans problems the donald will fix,
his solutions begin on trumpday number one,
dont you like them? they'll come at the barrel of a gun,
Five days to go, baby, One in five,
No one here gets out alive, now,
david dukes not opposed to all jews,
he backs trump - who are you going to choose?,
only 4 days left till the armaged-don,
he'll seize power by the horns once he has won,
and donnie will be what he longs for - a winner,
using the FBI to wreak havoc on hillary the sinner,
only three left, just a triad of days,
and the donald his supporters continues to amaze,
with hoopla and folderoll made up in his head,
his winning temperament will leave us all dead,
just a pair of days - 2 - till trump paradise,
since these words you're reading please heed my advice,
the creatures that surround us are beginning to bite,
'blacks for trump' fear the Illuminati so lets turn out their light,
just a single day left till our thanksgiving,
deliver us from donald and preserve the living,
forget sanity and disgard your misgivings,
but pray hard to your gods that they'll be forgiving,
since we've got the nukes why can't we use'em?,
on the road to 2016 why couldn't we lose HIM?,
and trumpmas now has finally come,
the tallies will count up to a winning sum,
unless the earth is struck soon by a cataclysmic comet,
to elect a candidate who just makes you want to vomit?,
we wish you a merry trumpmas at this time each 4 years,
if you have'nt voted you've lost the chance to mitigate your fears,
cause donald duck is ready to lead, forget your crocodile tears,
so you'd better get the vaseline and lubricate your rears!
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