sittin' on mike pencel

 

trump likes the stones i guess as you always hear “you cant always get what you want” at his rallies — but i doubt if he ever listened to some of their lyrics —

I'm just sittin' on mike pence

Since I was young I've been very hard to please And I don't know wrong from right
But there is one thing I could never understand Some of the sick things that a girl does to a man, so

I'm just sittin' on mike pence You can say I got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying So I'm sittin on mike pence

All of my friends at school grew up and settled down And they mortgaged up their lives
One things not said too much, but I think it's true They just get married 'cause there's nothing else to do, so

I'm just sittin' on mike pence You can say I got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying So I'm sittin on mike pence

I'm just sittin' on mike pence You can say I got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying So I'm sittin on mike pence

The day can come when you get old and sick and tired of life You just never realize
Maybe the choice you made wasn't really right But you go out and you don't come back at night, so

I'm just sittin' on mike pence You can say I got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying So I'm sittin on mike pence

I'm just sittin' on mike pence You can say I got no sense
i need the evangelicals
and right wing conservatives So I'm sittin on mike pence

thanks to: Rolling Stones - Sitting On A Fence

the 40 days of trumpmas

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

our days are down to just 36,

before our problems the don will fix,

he will on day one do what hes said - true,

he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

on the 35th day of trumpmas

yes just seven weeks remain!

will the polls and tallies deliver us

donald with his golden mane?

34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,

though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,

he wouldnt defend his master's string pulling,

to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?

 

The Cabinet of Dr. drumpfigari

 

 Russian dolls?

 

 lets open up the gulf arctic coasts parks and wildlands to exploration by eXXXXXon mobile and rosneft

biden told dadadrumpf to grow a pair

biden told dadadrumpf to grow a pair - and damned if he didn't grow 2!

trump pissed his pants tonight in debate

biden said earlier he didnt  want it to become a urine test but trump tried to spray the whole place with his stench

the 40 days of trumpmas

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

our days are down to just 36,

before our problems the don will fix,

he will on day one do what hes said - true,

he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

on the 35th day of trumpmas

yes just seven weeks remain!

will the polls and tallies deliver us

donald with his golden mane?

 

drumpf labor secretary favorite would like to put you into labor - if youre a sexy woman

Under Andrew Puzder, Carl’s Jr. envisioned a sexy U.S.-Mexico border wall.

 

if youve seen some of the commercials for carls jr burger joint - www.google.com/...

www.newsbusters.org/...
- you might feel like pounding your puzder - carls ceo and drumpf regime labor secretary nominee puzder felt like 'pounding' 'his' - as alleged by his ex-wife
www.riverfronttimes.com/...

thanks also to slate and maddowblog