the next shoe to drop

 

dont wait for the next shoe to drop - donald's keeping them firmly in his mouth

The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming

 

 

arctic oil exploration

 drumpf to interview ExxonMobil CEO for secretary of state - cnn money

 

ignorance quotient

donald — “ill compare my i.q. with anyone” (ignorance quotient)

the 40 days of trumpmas

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

 

a grim(m) election tale

 

a grim(m) election tale

trumpety dumpty will build a great wall

like all things of donald it will not be small

in az new mex cal texas too where the border is in need

bigger better too than chinas is what kubla don decreed

greater than the one torn down by regan (ronald)

to protect us from the migrants with a beautiful gate decreed the donald

theyll come by droves on horseback, on foot and carrying ladders

and mexico will pay for it, thats all that really matters

to keep out the wetbacks, and all the muslims too

but something there is that doesnt love it ---

--- true ---

drumpf says if you believed his pre-election Carrier promise you should be “euphemised.”*

 

 

Salena Zito: "The press takes him literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally."

But apparently some supporters took him both seriously and literally. 

thanks to wapo and slate

* euphemized — post-truth drumpf-speak for education in the meanings of drumpf’s ‘best’ words

make america grape again

a republican consolation

 

 

donald grape

 

 

fear not my friends your party ends
from means that arent quite honest

with spokesmen like mike pence and trump
your fight's a losing contest