donald, The orange faced oligarch

 

 

donald, The orange faced oligarch

 

 donald, The orange faced oligarch

 

 

You know bush1, and bush2, and
reagan, and nixon,
gingrich, and ryan, and
kasich and christie,
fiorina and gilmore,
huckabee and bush,
and gilmore and carson,
and cruz and rubio,
santorum and paul,
But do you recall
The most famous republican of all?

 

donald, The orange faced oligarch
had a lot of shiny bling
and if you ever saw him
you would say that that's his thing

 

All of the other republicans
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor donald
play in the republican games.

 

Then once long before Christmas eve
breitbart came to say:
"donald with your bling so bright,
won't you guide our movement tonight?"

 

Then all the republicans loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
donald, The orange faced oligarch,
you'll go down in history!
 
thanks to Johnny Marks

the 40 days of trumpmas

 

make america grape again

 

 

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

our days are down to just 36,

before our problems the don will fix,

he will on day one do what hes said - true,

he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

on the 35th day of trumpmas

yes just seven weeks remain!

will the polls and tallies deliver us

donald with his golden mane?

34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,

though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,

he wouldnt defend his master's string pulling,

to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?

just 33 days till the macho tornado,

unless its blown away by hurricane machado,

with women and voters he has so much to loose.

keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)

32 days and we’ve been hit by the big blowhard,

donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)

this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment

but if you want a job you could be donald’s campaign manager (unless youre a jew)

31 days, just a month, remains;

will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?

or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;

when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!

election comes this time (in 30 days) each 4 years,

time for praise and tears and fears;

as polls will open in many states,

vote early, please dont vote late!

down to 29, just a leap february,

and theres still the donald quite

contrary;

donald donald, how does your garden grow?

quoth the master debater, "with pretty maids groped in a row"

just 28 days - later or soon,

and the zombies will rise, led by the big goon;

unless everyone gets a reality inoculation,

i might have to move to canada for a well deserved vacation;

the sessions sessions

 

the sessions sessions - now playing - live - on a tv or radio near you 

the sessions sessions - now playing - live - on a tv or radio near you 

featuring - jefferson beauregard sessions - lead vocals

Sen. Tim Scott - bass

ted 'pablo' cruz, Richard Shelby and Susan Collins, and Attorney General Michael Mukasey, former Deputy Attorney General Larry Thompson and labor law expert Peter Kirsanow - backup vocals

Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley - vocal harmony

Sens. Dianne Feinstein, Patrick Leahy, and Lindsey Graham, and Georgia Rep. John Lewis, New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker and Louisiana Rep. Cedric Richmond - various percussion

Sen. Al Franken - rim-shots

setlist —

1 Introduced by fellow senators

2 Civil rights record

3 Tense back and forth with Franken over record

4 Muslim ban?

5 Contentious hearing

6 pledges to recuse himself from Clinton probes

7 Opposition from the left

8 Prosecutorial conduct and the Justice Department

 

dadadrumpf to put assets in a half-blind trust

 

 

yeah - just like his voters put their trust in a half-assed candidate

the 40 days of trumpmas

 

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

our days are down to just 36,

before our problems the don will fix,

he will on day one do what hes said - true,

he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

on the 35th day of trumpmas

yes just seven weeks remain!

will the polls and tallies deliver us

donald with his golden mane?

34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,

though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,

he wouldnt defend hs master's string pulling,

to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?

just 33 days till the macho tornado,

unless its blown away by hurricane machado,

with women and voters he has so much to loose.

keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)

32 days and weve been hit by the big blowhard,

donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)

this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment

but if you want a job you could be donalds campaign manager (unless youre a jew)

31 days, just a month, remains;

will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?

or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;

when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!

election comes this time (in 30 days) each 4 years,

time for praise and tears and fears;

as polls will open in many states,

vote early, please dont vote late!

down to 29, just a leap february,

and theres still the donald quite

contrary;

donald donald, how does your garden grow?

quoth the master debater, "with pretty maids groped in a row"

Babes In TrumpToy Land

 

group of donald's female supporters

 

trump’s campaign wonders why they’re not getting support from women then they realize its because they lack the "why" chromosome

more infrastructure proposals from dadadrumpf regime

 

 

expressway

 

highways and bridges - we need new (privately built profit making expensive toll) ones

 

indian reservations -

indian reservations

privatization - Trump advisors aim to privatize oil-rich Indian reservations - reuters

drumpf supports all energy and pipelines

pipelines

 

https://youtu.be/tqC3BjIyq_0

- we need more (like dapl)

 

housing -

he'll give you a home where the buffalo roam (bring your own sleeping bag)

Home of the stRange

Oh, give me the home of the ploughman's pickle,
Where the beer made of cantelope flows,
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word
And the empror lives on your nickel.

Home, home of the stRange,
Where the beer made of cantelope flows;
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word,
And the skies they are cloudy all day.

Where the air is not pure, the zephyrs unsure,
The breezes so strong to cause fright,
That I would not exchange my home of the stRange
For the cities so full of their blight.

The red man was pressed from this part of the West,
He's likely no more to return
To the banks of Red River where seldom if ever
Their flickering campfires burn.

How often at night when the heavens are bright
With the light of the nuclear dawn,
Have I stood here amazed and asked as I gazed
If we were all in their game just a pawn.

Oh, I loved the wild flowers in this dear land of ours;
before we all started to scream;
And I loved the white rocks and the antelope flocks
That grazed on the mountain-tops green.

Oh, give me a land where from under the sand
Flows oil in numerous streams;
Where the ungreatful white men go making amends
for the avarice shown in their dreams.

Then I would not exchange my home on the range,
Where the beer made of cantelope flows;
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word
And the empror doesnt wear clothes.

Home, home of the stRange,
Where the beer made of cantelope flows,
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word,
And the skies they are cloudy all day.

 
thanks to Cowboy Songs, 1910 by John A. Lomax.

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