Saturday, July 26, 2025

✊ The Big List of Protests

https://theblop.org/ 

 

✊ The Big List of Protests

Saturday, July 26, 2025

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No Kings

Orange City, FL

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Saturday, July 26, 2025
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1:00 PM
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North County Unity Rally & Day of Action

Oceanside, CA

Join us for the North County Unity Rally & Day of Action to advocate for progress and unity. A message and movement for equality and voting rights, featuring speakers from North County's progressive coalitions, local candidates, and elected officials. Organized by the Democratic Club of Carlsbad Oceanside.

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Saturday, July 26, 2025
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10:00 AM
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Oceanside Civic Center
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DEMOCCO, Democratic Club of Carlsbad Oceanside
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NO KINGS

Deland, FL

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Saturday, July 26, 2025
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10:00 AM
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Ride for Our Republic

Boston, MA

A cycling event to raise awareness against tyranny and promote democracy, occurring on the last Saturday of each month. Participants ride through specified locations starting from Paul Revere Park and ending at Minuteman Bikeway, totaling 12.7 miles.

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Saturday, July 26, 2025
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10:45 AM
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Paul Revere Park
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Ride for Our Republic
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GAYS EATING THE RICH IN THE PARK

Portland, OR

Join us for an engaging event featuring drag, crafts, carnival games, potluck, clothing swap, and book swap. Hosted by PDX Queer Meetup & Rose City Indivisible at Laurelhurst Park.

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Saturday, July 26, 2025
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5:00 PM
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PDX Queer Meetup, Rose City Indivisible
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Stop Avelo Save the Everglades

Lakeland, FL

We are organizing a peaceful demonstration to oppose the contracts awarded to Avelo for removal flights, which affect the Everglades, and to challenge government actions. Join us to stand for the rights of individuals and the protection of our environment.

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Saturday, July 26, 2025
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5:00 PM
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Defund Oligarchy Blessed by Liberty
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Families First Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Join us for a community-focused event in Las Vegas to highlight and support local families. The event will feature activities and engagements organized by local and national groups.

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Saturday, July 26, 2025
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8:00 AM
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Local 1107, SEIU Nevada, Culinary, NAN National Action Network Las Vegas, INDIVISIBLE Indivisible Las Vegas
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Families First in Zillah, WA

Zillah, WA

Join us for a day of peaceful action to support families across the nation. This rally is part of a 50-state initiative to promote family well-being and unity.

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Saturday, July 26, 2025
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9:00 AM
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families first

Sunday, July 27, 2025

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Solidarity with Immigrants Bike Ride

Portland, OR

Join us for a family-paced and no-drop bike ride in solidarity with immigrants. All bikes are welcome for a 6-8 mile ride.

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Sunday, July 27, 2025
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1:30 PM
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Colonel Summers Park
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Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition, Soar Immigration Legal Services, @solidaritycyclingcrew
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Lights Out on Dark Money

Denton

Join us at Denton Square to make your voice heard. Participate in the movement against dark money and vote.

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Sunday, July 27, 2025
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8:30 PM
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Denton Square
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March for Integrity

Washington, DC

Join our movement to end citizens united. We aim to remove money from politics and restore integrity.

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Sunday, July 27, 2025
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March for Integrity

Washington, DC

Join us in Washington, DC for the March for Integrity to advocate for veterans' rights, campaign finance reform, and trust in Congress. Let’s make our voices heard.

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Sunday, July 27, 2025
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Monday, July 28, 2025

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Celebrating 57 years of the American Indian Movement

Portland, OR

Join us as we celebrate 57 years of the American Indian Movement and 500+ years of Indigenous resistance. This event is dedicated to Indigenous people and their allies.

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Monday, July 28, 2025
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12:00 PM
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ICE Building
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Olympia Visibility Brigade

Olympia, WA

We deploy each weekend on overpasses in the Olympia-Tumwater-Lacey area, on Mondays during evening rush hour, and support Capitol protests when possible. Bring your high-viz protest signs, flags, fun costumes, and a good mood.

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Monday, July 28, 2025
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4:30 PM
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Eastside St. SE over I-5, Olympia

Tuesday, July 29, 2025

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Corner Protest

Fort Collins, CO

Join us every Tuesday and Thursday for the Corner Protest to engage positively. We focus on protecting democracy and uniting people, irrespective of political views.

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Tuesday, July 29, 2025
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4:15 PM
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SW Corner of Drake and College

Thursday, July 31, 2025

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Corner Protest

Fort Collins, CO

The protest aims for positive engagement, advocating to protect democracy and address wrongs in a bipartisan manner.

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Thursday, July 31, 2025
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4:15 PM
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SW Corner of Drake and College

Friday, August 1, 2025

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Rage Against The Regime

Deltona, FL

The event seems to be a rally or gathering opposing certain policies or governance, given the theme.

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Friday, August 1, 2025
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5:00 PM
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Saxon & N Normandy
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5050 Volusia

Saturday, August 2, 2025

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We Rise in protest

Decatur, IL

Hate won't make America great! Join us as we protest against Trump's lies, aiming to stand for truth and unity at Decatur IL Courthouse.

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Saturday, August 2, 2025
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1:00 PM
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Decatur IL Courthouse
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Race Against the Regime

Orange City, FL

Join us in a protest event against the current regime, fighting for justice and change.

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Saturday, August 2, 2025
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1:00 PM
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NO CAGES

Denton, TX

Join us in rejecting the normalization of cruelty. Stand against the harm and dismantling of safety structures.

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Saturday, August 2, 2025
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10:00 AM
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Denton Square
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Rage Against the Regime

DeLand, FL

This is an event titled "Rage Against the Regime" promoting a gathering in DeLand, FL.

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Saturday, August 2, 2025
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10:00 AM
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Woodland & New York
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50 Volusia
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Proud to Fight Fascism

Lakewood, WA

We are hosting a national day of non-violent resistance to stand against fascism. Join us to make your voice heard.

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Saturday, August 2, 2025
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11:00 AM
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Outside the Lakewood Towne Center
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Indivisible Tacoma
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Rage Against the Regime

Olympia, WA

Join us for a non-violent protest organized by Evergreen Resistance to stand against the regime. This gathering is a peaceful demonstration.

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Saturday, August 2, 2025
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12:00 PM
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Tivoli Fountain
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Evergreen Resistance
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Rage Against the Regime

Greensburg, PA

We encourage the public to join us in a protest against the regime.

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Saturday, August 2, 2025
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12:00 PM
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Westmoreland County Courthouse
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WTF
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Rage Against The Regime

Cambridge, MA

We invite you to join us for a festival of nonviolent resistance. Enjoy performances, education, mutual aid, and community engagement. Free ice cream is available for the first 1000 attendees.

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Saturday, August 2, 2025
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12:00 PM
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Mass 501
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Rights for All! Civic Engagement

Centralia, WA

We are organizing a free community event featuring resources and speakers to support Washington immigrant and migrant rights. The event aims to engage the community and promote civic involvement.

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Saturday, August 2, 2025
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12:30 PM
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George Washington Park
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Centralia Mobilize, Muticulturally Minded
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Derechos Para Todos! Participación Cívica

Centralia, WA

Join us for a free community event offering resources and speakers in support of immigrants and migrant rights in Washington.

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Saturday, August 2, 2025
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12:30 PM
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Centralia Mobilize, Multiculturally Minded
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Tax Wealth Fund Health

Fort Wayne, IN

Join us for a rally organized by Indivisible Resist Fort Wayne to support taxing wealth and funding healthcare.

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Saturday, August 2, 2025
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2:00 PM
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Allen County Courthouse
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Indivisible Resist Fort Wayne
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Dare to Fight Fascism

, OR

Join the movement to fight fascism with a canned food drive. Wear red, white, or blue and support a local cause.

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Saturday, August 2, 2025
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3:30 PM
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Peace Corner
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Central Oregon 501, Deschutes Youth Climate Coalition, Indivisible Bend
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Honk for the Constitution

Zillah, WA

Join us to express support for constitutional principles; bring flags, signs, and a non-violent attitude at the traffic light near Burger King in Zillah. Participate by briefly stopping by or showing support from your vehicle.

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Saturday, August 2, 2025
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Traffic light at 1st Ave and Vintage Valley Parkway, in front of Burger King
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Monday, August 4, 2025

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Olympia Visibility Brigade

Olympia, WA

Join us on the bridge for a visibility protest with signs and flags, aiming to create a powerful statement.

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Monday, August 4, 2025
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4:30 PM
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East Olympia

Saturday, August 9, 2025

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Protest Against Trump's Attacks on Native Tribes

Olympia, WA

We invite you to a peaceful permitted protest at the sidewalk by Tivoli Fountain. Remember to bring water, sunscreen, and protest signs. Limited amenities and signs will be available.

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Saturday, August 9, 2025
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12:00 PM
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Sidewalk by Tivoli Fountain
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Oly Resistors
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Olympia Visibility Brigade - Overpass Bannering

Tumwater, WA

Join us to make good trouble with high-visibility protest signs and flags on the bridge.

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Saturday, August 9, 2025
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12:00 PM
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Pedestrian Bridge / I-5
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Olympia Visibility Brigade
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Smokey’s Birthday Protest

Join us in protesting to help save our parks on Smokey's Birthday. This event aims to rally support and awareness for environmental conservation efforts.

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Saturday, August 9, 2025
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50/50 1, INDIVISIBLE, ALT US NATIONAL PARK SERVICE, SERGEANT RHODES

Monday, August 11, 2025

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Olympia Visibility Brigade Overpass Bannering

Olympia, WA

We invite you to bring your high-visibility protest signs, flags, & a good mood to join us on the bridge to make good trouble.

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Monday, August 11, 2025
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4:30 PM
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The Kissing Couple

Wednesday, August 13, 2025

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Town Hall Announcement

Naples, FL

We invite you to voice your concerns and have your questions answered regarding community and environmental issues by Commissioner Kowal and Rep. Benaroch.

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Wednesday, August 13, 2025
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5:30 PM
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Naples Regional Library

Saturday, August 16, 2025

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Olympia Visibility Brigade Overpass Bannering

Lacey, WA

Join us on the pedestrian bridge over the I-5, Lacey, on August 16, 2025, from 12 to 2 at the Chehalis Western Trail. Bring high-visibility protest signs, flags, and a good mood to make good trouble!

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Saturday, August 16, 2025
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12:00 PM
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Chehalis Western Trail, Pedestrian Bridge over I-5, Lacey
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Olympia Visibility Brigade

Sunday, August 17, 2025

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Come Together NOCO

Fort Collins, CO

We invite families to enjoy food, resources, games, and activities while getting involved in the local community.

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Sunday, August 17, 2025
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12:00 PM
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City Park: Fort Collins, CO

Monday, December 15, 2025

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Christmas Wonderland Market

Springfield

Join us for a festive day of holiday shopping, food, and fun.

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Monday, December 15, 2025
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10:00 AM
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Riverside Park
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Springfield Community Center

Rock the alt-right poll

Sunday, October 11, 2020

Rock the alt-right poll

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Rock the alt-right poll

thanks to uncle Lou

donny said when he was just five years old, You know there's nothin' happenin' at all.
Every time he put on the radio,
There was nothin' goin' down at all, not at all.
One fine morning, he puts on an alt-right station,
And he couldn't believe what he heard at all.
he started dancing to that right wing music, whew!
his life was saved by alt-right polls.
Hey baby, alt-right polls.
Despite all the amputations,
We could dance to an alt-right station.
Here it's altright. Here it's altright. Hey babe.
donny said when he was just five years old,
You know there's nothin' happenin' at all.
Two TV sets, two Cadillac cars ah,
It ain't helpin' us at all, not at all
One fine morning, he heard an alt-right station, 
And he couldn't believe what he heard at all, not at all.
Despite the amputation,
You could dance to an alt-right station.
Here it's alright. Here it's alright.
Aw, now here it's alright.
donny said when he was just five years old,
You know there's nothin' happenin' at all.
Yea, every time he put on the radio,
There was nothin' goin' down at all, not at all.
One fine morning, he put on an alt-right station,
And he couldn't believe what he heard at all.
he started dancin' to that alt-right music.
Aw, his life was saved by alt-right polls,
alt-right polls.
Despite all the amputation, you could dance to an alt-right station.
It's alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,  Alright, alright, alright, baby, baby, baby, baby, alright.

thanks to Songwriters: Lou Reed / Stephanie Dancer

Friday, July 25, 2025

Trump Is Teeing Up a Pardon of Epstein Accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell

 https://newrepublic.com/post/198439/trump-pardon-ghislaine-maxwell-jeffrey-epstein

Trump Is Teeing Up a Pardon of Epstein Accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell

Think he wouldn’t do it? Really? Did you also think he wouldn’t pardon the January 6 insurrectionists?

Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and Ghislaine Maxwell pose together at Mar-a-Lago
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Trump, future wife Melania Knauss, Jeffrey Epstein, and Ghislaine Maxwell at the Mar-a-Lago club in Palm Beach, Florida, on February 12, 2000

So Ghislaine Maxwell, the longtime abettor of dead pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, is meeting Friday for a second time with Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche. OK, first of all, let’s just stop right there. Why Blanche? Well, gosh, you say, he’s a deputy A.G.; seems legit. Actually, no, not by a long shot. Blanche was Trump’s personal defense attorney—on a sex case. (Technically, it was a hush-money case—the one involving adult film actress Stormy Daniels, which Blanche and Trump lost—but it was really about sex, in this case between consenting adults.)

So, no—Blanche, whose actual job entails the day-to-day running of the department, is absolutely not the appropriate person for this task. Wait—let’s stop right there again. Is this “task” even legitimate? Under certain circumstances, it might be. Let’s say a mobster is in the can for some felony. Prosecutors believe he has information about a different crime. So they go to him to see if he’ll talk, and they offer him a deal.

If that’s what’s going on here, maybe it’s OK—although alas, we stop again to ponder the morality of offering a deal to a child sex trafficker (hey, right wing, I thought this was a moral line in the sand for you?). This is not a mobster rat whose information could bring down another made man or even a whole family. This is a woman who was convicted of conspiring to groom minors for Epstein’s pleasure and who, according to at least one witness at her trial, participated in the sex.

So the whole thing shouldn’t even be happening. She was tried, she was convicted, and that’s that. But: If it had to happen; if we are to concede that questioning her at this point is a legitimate enterprise, shouldn’t it be done by a line attorney who is familiar with the details of the case? Of course it should. Someone like, oh, Maurene Comey. Oh. Wait. They fired her last week.

I hope you’re putting these puzzle pieces together with me as we go. The bottom line here is obvious. Donald Trump, I believe, wants to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell in exchange for her silence. Note I said wants to. He might not. A pardon would rip his base in two. He may grasp that and not do it.

But I say there can be little question that he’s thinking about it. In fact, on the White House lawn Friday morning, a couple hours after I wrote this column, he was asked about a possible Maxwell pardon, and he said: “I’m allowed to do it.”

I’m not the only one who smelled this possibility coming. Dave Aronberg, who worked as the Florida drug czar under U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi when she was the state attorney general, made some interesting comments on CNN the other day.

First, he observed how weird it was that Blanche was conducting these interviews: “I can’t overstate it, Brianna [Keilar]. It’s as if the number two executive at CNN was conducting this interview with me instead of you. Like, what? It never happens.”

Then he connected the political dots: “But there are others who could do this, which makes me believe this is a lot about perhaps some politics involved, like maybe to protect the president, to get a deal with Ghislaine Maxwell that she would get some immunity now and maybe a hidden pardon in the future, some sort of implication that she would be pardoned in the future if she comes out and says that the president was exonerated, not involved in any criminal activity.”

Of course, we do not know whether Trump committed these heinous crimes. Like any American, he is entitled to the presumption of innocence. But the mere fact of these interviews being conducted the way they are raises certain obvious suspicions.

Maxwell and her lawyers surely know all this. She has a lot of incentive, in other words, to say what Trump and Blanche want her to say. Oh, and by the way, let’s stop here again. Why should we believe a word she says? There is much-documented evidence of Maxwell showing a “significant pattern of dishonest conduct,” as Merrick Garland’s Justice Department put it in 2022. They spared her (and themselves, and their finite resources) a perjury trial because she’d already been convicted of the big stuff.

Even assuming Trump is personally innocent, he still has a motive to cut a deal with Maxwell that leads to an eventual pardon. She might name prominent Democrats or other people to whom Trump is hostile. Her “pattern” suggests she’ll say anything Trump wants her to say.

If you think Trump wouldn’t do this, that pardoning a child sex trafficker is a bridge too far even for Trump … honestly, wake up. I bet you also thought he’d never pardon 1,200 anti-American insurrectionists.

If Trump is innocent, there’s one simple thing he should do. Order the release of all the Epstein files. Ah, but now we know that his name appears in them “multiple” times and that he lied earlier this month when asked about it. (The Wall Street Journal reported this week that Bondi told him about the multiple mentions of his name back in May.)

How would MAGA world receive a possible pardon by their hero of a woman who did the things Maxwell did? Some percentage, maybe even a substantial percentage, would throw in the towel, finally. But I doubt a majority. They’ll find an excuse. Child rape is bad, sure, but it’s really only bad when Democrats do it. Trump was sent by Jesus, after all, and Jesus teaches us to forgive, so Trump’s joined-at-the-hip, 15-year friendship with Epstein was about as Jesus-like as you can get, right? The sad thing about that joke is that, if it’s ever revealed that Trump did unspeakable things, one of those sick “Christian” preachers will probably say this in all seriousness.

The administration’s handling of the Epstein scandal and the likely coming indictment of Barack Obama, which I’ll write about next Monday, take us to depths we never, ever imagined we could reach in this country. Trump is the law, the law is Trump. I’ve always thought that, as horrible as everything is, if there’s an election in 2028 and the Democrat wins, we can get back to normal fairly quickly. As of this week, I’m not so sure.

This article first appeared in Fighting Words, a weekly TNR newsletter authored by editor Michael Tomasky. Sign up here.


Trump Is Using Your Taxpayer Dollars to Promote His New Golf Course

Trump Is Using Your Taxpayer Dollars to Promote His New Golf Course

Take a wild guess what Trump’s total golf tab is on the taxpayers’ dime.

Donald Trump swings a golf club while wearing a red MAGA cap.
Mike Stobe/Getty Images
Donald Trump hits his shot during the pro-am prior to the LIV Golf Invitational - Bedminster at Trump National Golf Club on August 10, 2023 in New Jersey.

President Trump is using $10 million of our taxes to market his new golf course in Scotland.

The president traveled to Scotland on Friday for the grand opening of an 18-hole golf course in Aberdeen. He’s expected to stay for four days. His appearance will likely generate positive revenue and publicity for the course—money that will flow right back into the pockets of the Trump Organization.

HuffPost has estimated that the trip will likely cost at least $9.7 million dollars due to Air Force One operations, motorcades and helicopters, Secret Service overtime, and more. Trump has framed the international vacation as a “working trip,” and has instead emphasized his plan to meet in Aberdeen with U.K. Prime Minister Kier Starmer. But Aberdeen is not the capital of the United Kingdom, or even the capital of Scotland, making it clear this meeting was just randomly added in to use as an excuse for the golf course.

Trump has grown more and more comfortable completely blurring the lines of his private businesses and his public office. This trip will make his second-term golf tab at least $52 million in just six months, according to HuffPost. His first term was $152 million over four years.

“We’ve reached a point where the Oval Office is an extension of the Trump Organization, and American taxpayers are footing the bill,” Jordan Libowitz of Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington told HuffPost. “A president should n

ot be spending time trying to make money in a foreign country while in office, but if they do, at the very least they could pick up the tab for their business trips.”

Trump Gives Israel Chilling Order as It Starves Gaza to Death

https://newrepublic.com/post/198457/trump-israel-get-rid-of-it-gaza 

 

Trump Gives Israel Chilling Order as It Starves Gaza to Death

Donald Trump doesn’t care that Gaza is on the brink of extermination.

Donald Trump smiles and leans over while seated at a conference table with Secetary of State Marco Rubio, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Central Intelligence Agency Director John Ratcliffe, and U.S. Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee.
Andrew Harnik/Getty Images

President Trump suggested on Friday that Israel should “finish the job” and “get rid of it,” when asked about Gaza, which is now suffering from mass starvation due to Israel’s blockade.

“Gaza, they pulled out of Gaza, they pulled out in terms of negotiating. It was too bad, Hamas didn’t really wanna make a deal. I think they wanna die. And it’s very, very bad,” the president said on Friday before departing for Scotland. “You’re gonna have to finish the job … don’t forget, we got a lotta hostages out. So now we’re down to the final hostages and they know what happens after you get the final hostages. And basically because of that they really didn’t wanna make a deal I saw that. So they pulled out, they’re gonna have to fight, they’re gonna have to clean it up. You’re gonna have to get rid of it.”

The Trump administration has been explicit about its horrifying vision for Gaza, as the president clearly views it as potential property for an Israeli beach resort rather than an area that human beings call home. The genocidal language he casually uses here, saying that Israel needed to “get rid of it,” only reinforces that.

While leaders like France’s Emmanuel Macron and the U.K.’s Kier Starmer have this week finally decided that the indiscriminate killing of hundreds of thousands of Palestinians—for throwing rocks, for waiting for aid, for doing journalism, for simply refusing to leave their homes—has become too much, Trump has tripled down in his dismissiveness. All signs point to him allowing Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s butchering of Palestine to continue uninhibited.

the 40 days of trumpmas - a surreal serial poem

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Remember, remember! The fifth of trumpvember

 the 40 days of trumpmas - a serial poem

 

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

 

in 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

 

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

 

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

 

our days are down to just 36,

before our problems the don will fix,

he will on day one do what hes said - true,

he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

 

on the 35th day of trumpmas

yes just seven weeks remain!

will the polls and tallies deliver us

donald with his golden mane?

 

34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,

though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,

he wouldnt defend his master's string pulling,

to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?

 

just 33 days till the macho tornado,

unless its blown away by hurricane machado,

with women and voters he has so much to loose.

keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)

 

32 days and we’ve been hit by the big blowhard,

donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)

this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment

but if you want a job you could be donald’s campaign manager (unless youre a jew)

 

31 days, just a month, remains;

will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?

or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;

when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!

 

election comes this time (in 30 days) each 4 years,

time for praise and tears and fears;

as polls will open in many states,

vote early, please dont vote late!

 

down to 29, just a leap february,

and theres still the donald quite

contrary;

donald donald, how does your garden grow?

quoth the master debater, "with pretty maids groped in a row"

 

just 28 days - later or soon,

and the zombies will rise, led by the big goon;

unless everyone gets a reality inoculation,

i might have to move to canada for a well deserved vacation; 

 

now just 27, less than 4 weeks,

no time for you to say 'yikes!' or 'eeeks!'

obama wants to go to mars and colonize it for man,

lets send trump tomorrow! and colonize it for orangutan!

 

26 days are all that remain,

will our democracy and economy go down the drain?

if we all keep listening to the blustering oaf,

will he give jobs and prosperity? - or just half a loaf

 

25 days - will more women speak?,

of the antics of donald who the presidency seeks,

dating 14 year old girls or groping their mothers,

how did the gop pick him over the others?,

 

24 days - were down to two dozen,

the next woman who speaks just might be your cousin,

or mother or sister, aunt, niece, even daughter,

describing the circumstance in which donald caught her,

 

23 days left and trump doesnt yet have as many accusers,

as cosby, but he assures us that they are all really losers,

sent by bankers or hillary with secret agendas,

to disrupt our election of him - our defender!,

 

22 days and we know charity begins at home,

but donalds attention is so prone to roam,

his gift that disappeared to 911 survivors from his foundation?,

oops! maybe donald spent it on a vacation,

 

21 days and trump says the election may be rig-ly,

if hes not the winner and his total's not big-ly,

tremendously higher than hillary gets,

he warns his supporters may all lose their wits,

 

20 days left and while george zimmerman still walks free,

the man who shot at HIM got 20 years - while trayvon got eternity,

trump wants us to support our cops and maintain law and order,

he'll put all the inner city dwellers in jail, and send the immigrant criminals far across the border,

 

19 days left till we all go to pretend,

to elect someone to lead us, as if on it our lives depend,

but wise man, donald trump, already really knows,

who we really voted for - a wolf in president's clothes?,

 

18 days and we bad hombres demand a rebate,

on the ill feelings left since the comments of one candidate,

the debaters have met in their final grudge match,

but only donald can say from whose hands victory will be snatched,

 

17 days and our government is corrupt with quid pro quo,

did you take latin at wharton? is that how you know?,

donald wants us to fire at them all - the bureaucrats lined up in rows,

and believe me, corruption is a subject. that donald really knows,

 

16 days - lets set term limits on all our office holders,

and put all our women in binders - or maybe in folders,

donalds endless complaints are becoming a sour whine,

have a little cheese with that, from wisconsin, where 

hillary's doing fine,

 

15 days and on stocking covered thighs did linger,

two miniature hands with two thumbs and eight tiny fingers,

they belonged to the donald who believed that he owned,

any thing that he wanted - or anyone he got alone,

 

14 days yes only two weeks,

till the duke of orange assends to the throne he seeks?,

to rule all americans, the strong and the weak?,

and dominate the globe with power that's peak?,

 

the 13th day to go - does that seem unlucky?,

not for donald whos lately been appearing quite plucky,

claiming media, polls, and parties are against him,

and rallying his multitudes with wit waxing dim,

 

on the 12th day of trumpmas donald awoke with a jerk,

promptly fired his latest campaign manager (who considered that a perk),

if youre "AAAfroAAAmurikan" and unemployed i can put you to work,

barked donald the businessman from behind his sly smirk,

 

it's the 11th and engineer casey trump is in the caboose,

i hear some of you saying oh no! what's the use,

our campaign will probably just go off the tracks,

but donald says its ok - cause he's got "the blacks",

 

just ten days left yes only one-zero,

til donald is hoping that he'll be your hero,

as new hillary emails come under investigation,

donald hopes to rename camp david to camp donald for

his vacations,

 

like a cat has nine lives we're left with only 9 days,

till we're subject to donald? and his old wicked ways,

on foreign affairs he says he'll save us from isis,

but his domestic affairs are misogyny and crisis,

 

our days are numbered - yes only eight,

till once again we make america great,

by getting rid of candidates who have nothing to add,

goodbye donald you wont make america sad,

 

just one week to go - its day minus seven,

till america's lifted above - to trumpty dump heaven?,

where for rich folks like donald opportunity abounds,

and we keep the working poor with a wall that surrounds,

 

how the time it does fly its already day 6,

till americans problems the donald will fix,

his solutions begin on trumpday number one,

dont you like them? they'll come at the barrel of a gun,

 

Five days to go, baby, One in five,

No one here gets out alive, now,

david dukes not opposed to all jews,

he backs trump - who are you going to choose?,

 

only 4 days left till the armaged-don,

he'll seize power by the horns once he has won,

and donnie will be what he longs for - a winner,

using the FBI to wreak havoc on hillary the sinner,

 

only three left, just a triad of days,

and the donald his supporters continues to amaze,

with hoopla and folderoll made up in his head,

his winning temperament will leave us all dead,

 

just a pair of days - 2 - till trump paradise,

since these words you're reading please heed my advice,

the creatures that surround us are beginning to bite,

'blacks for trump' fear the Illuminati so lets turn out their light,

 

just a single day left till our thanksgiving,

deliver us from donald and preserve the living,

forget sanity and disgard your misgivings,

but pray hard to your gods that they'll be forgiving,

since we've got the nukes why can't we use'em?,

on the road to 2016 why couldn't we lose HIM?,

 

and trumpmas now has finally come,

the tallies will count up to a winning sum,

unless the earth is struck soon by a cataclysmic comet,

to elect a candidate who just makes you want to vomit?,

we wish you a merry trumpmas at this time each 4 years,

if you have'nt voted you've lost the chance to mitigate your fears,

cause donald duck is ready to lead, forget your crocodile tears,

so you'd better get the vaseline and lubricate your rears!