The Exploding donald Inevitable

 

 

trump's delivery and rhetoric

in republican garb

is like a truck bomb delivered vehicularly

his amonium nitrate

and peroxide mix

will blow the party perpendicularly

the crowds give donald a big hand - they should give him 2 and push him out

 

look out hocuspocus street theres a brand new kid on the block

 

 

 

 hocus-pocus streets own drumpfupagus

 

 

look out hocuspocus street theres a new kid on the block

cloudy day
taking your breath away
on my way to where the scotch is neat

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to hocuspocus Street?

everythings in play
nothing's gonna be A-OK
unfriendly neighbors there
That's where we meet

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to hocuspocus Street?

It's a turkish carpet ride
none of the doors will open wide
To unhappy people like you--
unhappy people like
What a miserable

cloudy Day
get rid of the EPA
On my way to where the scotch is neat

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to hocuspocus Street

How to get to hocuspocus Street
How to get to…

thanks to sesame st and RAPOSO, JOE/HART, BRUCE/STONE, JON

trump keeps us in suspense

 

 

trump will keep us in mike pence — or whatever he said

 

dada drumpf's posthistoric cabinet of prehistoric predators

 dada drumpf's posthistoric cabinet of prehistoric predators

 

 

in his post-factual post-reality post-historic (because america as history knows it will be gone) cabinet of prehistoric predators drumpf has chosen a true rogues gallery:

 

Rinchenia Probactrosaurus -- Chief Of Staff

Steven K. Bagaceratops -- Chief Strategist And Senior Counsel 

Donald Magyarosaurus -- White House Counsel
Exxonnosaurus Rex -- Secretary of State
Senator Jeff Secernosaurus -- Attorney General 
Gen. James Muttaburrasaurus -- Secretary Of Defense 
Gen. John Kentrosaurus -- Secretary Of Homeland Security

steven Mononykus -- Secretary of the Treasury

Andy Pantydraco -- Secretary of Labor
Wilbur Rhoetosaurus -- Secretary of Commerce
Cathy McMorris Riojasaurus -- Secretary of the Interior
Rick Pterodactyl -- Secretary Of Ooops(Energy)
Nemicolopterus crypticus -- Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Lt. Gen. Microraptor Flynn -- National Security Advisor 
Kritosaurus McFarland -- Deputy National Security Advisor

Mike Podokesaurus -- CIA Director
Governor Nikki Haplocanthosaurus -- U.S. Ambassador To The United Nations 
Betsy Diplodocus -- Secretary of Education
Tom pliosaur -- Secretary of Health and Human Services
Elaine Chindesaurus -- Secretary of Transportation
Scott Proceratosaurus -- Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency
Seismosaurus Verma -- Administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services

we have only to expect a mass extinction - of us! - with proportions yet to be imagined

like JAMES & BOBBY PURIFY said

 

 

donald said to vlad

“Pull them little strings and I'll sing you a song, I'm your puppet
Make me do right or make me do wrong, I'm your puppet”

 

 

the new improved 40 days of trumpmas

 the new improved 40 days of trumpmas

 

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

our days are down to just 36,

before our problems the don will fix,

he will on day one do what hes said - true,

he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

on the 35th day of trumpmas

yes just seven weeks remain!

will the polls and tallies deliver us

donald with his golden mane?

34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,

though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,

he wouldnt defend hs master's string pulling,

to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?

just 33 days till the macho tornado,

unless its blown away by hurricane machado,

with women and voters he has so much to loose.

keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)

32 days and weve been hit by the big blowhard,

donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)

this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment

but if you want a job you could be donalds campaign manager (unless youre a jew)

31 days, just a month, remains;

will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?

or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;

when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!

dadadrumpf does a do-si-do on the dossier

 

 

square deal or square dance?

 

some presidents gave us a square deal - will dadadrumpf just give us a square dance?

heard the latest from david corn of mother jones? 

www.motherjones.com/…

dadadrumpf just does a do-si-do around the dossier with comey