yeah - just like his voters put their trust in a half-assed candidate
Tuesday, October 8, 2024
Monday, October 7, 2024
the new improved 40 days of trumpmas
for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,
his lies and hate on whom he disdains,
but election day will come so soon,
we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;
1n 39 days full of world wide problems.
we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,
but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,
what could be worse? - you could be his wife;
in 38 days just what will you do?
the donald has said he likes lgbtq,
but as he bullies his women and all his men too,
if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?
in just 37 days, some people are saying,
(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)
the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,
and thus make america grape again,
our days are down to just 36,
before our problems the don will fix,
he will on day one do what hes said - true,
he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!
on the 35th day of trumpmas
yes just seven weeks remain!
will the polls and tallies deliver us
donald with his golden mane?
34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,
though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,
he wouldnt defend hs master's string pulling,
to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?
just 33 days till the macho tornado,
unless its blown away by hurricane machado,
with women and voters he has so much to loose.
keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)
32 days and weve been hit by the big blowhard,
donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)
this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment
but if you want a job you could be donalds campaign manager (unless youre a jew)
31 days, just a month, remains;
will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?
or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;
when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!
election comes this time (in 30 days) each 4 years,
time for praise and tears and fears;
as polls will open in many states,
vote early, please dont vote late!
down to 29, just a leap february,
and theres still the donald quite
contrary;
donald donald, how does your garden grow?
quoth the master debater, "with pretty maids groped in a row"
Babes In TrumpToy Land
more new infrastructure proposals from dadadrumpf regime
expressway
highways and bridges - we need new (privately built profit making expensive toll) ones
indian reservations -
privatization -
Trump advisors aim to privatize oil-rich Indian reservations - reuters
drumpf supports all energy and pipelines
- we need more (like dapl)
housing -
he'll give you a home where the buffalo roam (bring your own sleeping bag)
Home of the stRange
Oh, give me the home of the plowman's pickle,
Where the beer made of cantelope flows,
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word
And the empror lives on your nickel.
Where the beer made of cantelope flows,
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word
And the empror lives on your nickel.
Home, home of the stRange,
Where the beer made of cantelope flows;
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word,
And the skies they are cloudy all day.
Where the beer made of cantelope flows;
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word,
And the skies they are cloudy all day.
Where the air is not pure, the zephyrs unsure,
The breezes so strong to cause fright,
That I would not exchange my home of the stRange
For the cities so full of their blight.
The breezes so strong to cause fright,
That I would not exchange my home of the stRange
For the cities so full of their blight.
The red man was pressed from this part of the West,
He's likely no more to return
To the banks of Red River where seldom if ever
Their flickering campfires burn.
He's likely no more to return
To the banks of Red River where seldom if ever
Their flickering campfires burn.
How often at night when the heavens are bright
With the light of the nuclear dawn,
Have I stood here amazed and asked as I gazed
If we were all in their game just a pawn.
With the light of the nuclear dawn,
Have I stood here amazed and asked as I gazed
If we were all in their game just a pawn.
Oh, I loved the wild flowers in this dear land of ours;
before we all started to scream;
And I loved the white rocks and the antelope flocks
That grazed on the mountain-tops green.
before we all started to scream;
And I loved the white rocks and the antelope flocks
That grazed on the mountain-tops green.
Oh, give me a land where from under the sand
Flows oil in numerous streams;
Where the ungrateful white men go making amends
for the avarice shown in their dreams.
Flows oil in numerous streams;
Where the ungrateful white men go making amends
for the avarice shown in their dreams.
Then I would not exchange my home on the range,
Where the beer made of cantelope flows;
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word
And the emperor doesnt wear clothes.
Where the beer made of cantelope flows;
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word
And the emperor doesnt wear clothes.
Home, home of the stRange,
Where the beer made of cantelope flows,
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word,
And the skies they are cloudy all day.
Where the beer made of cantelope flows,
Where seldom is heard an encouraging word,
And the skies they are cloudy all day.
thanks to Cowboy Songs, 1910 by John A. Lomax.
listen Home On The Range boyscouttrail.com/...
Sunday, October 6, 2024
the new improved 40 days of trumpmas
for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,
his lies and hate on whom he disdains,
but election day will come so soon,
we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;
1n 39 days full of world wide problems.
we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,
but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,
what could be worse? - you could be his wife;
in 38 days just what will you do?
the donald has said he likes lgbtq,
but as he bullies his women and all his men too,
if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?
in just 37 days, some people are saying,
(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)
the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,
and thus make america grape again,
our days are down to just 36,
before our problems the don will fix,
he will on day one do what hes said - true,
he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!
on the 35th day of trumpmas
yes just seven weeks remain!
will the polls and tallies deliver us
donald with his golden mane?
34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,
though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,
he wouldnt defend hs master's string pulling,
to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?
just 33 days till the macho tornado,
unless its blown away by hurricane machado,
with women and voters he has so much to loose.
keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)
32 days and weve been hit by the big blowhard,
donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)
this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment
but if you want a job you could be donalds campaign manager (unless youre a jew)
31 days, just a month, remains;
will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?
or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;
when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!
election comes this time (in 30 days) each 4 years,
time for praise and tears and fears;
as polls will open in many states,
vote early, please dont vote late!
a childish garden of (per)verse
make america grape again
trumpty dumpty strumpet humper trumpty dumpty puddin pie judged the girls from 1 to 10 then kissed them all and made them cry
if trumpty dumpty humped a strumpet how many strumpets did trumpty dumpty hump?
little don trumpet sat in trump tower eating his trumpmas pie stuck in his thumb and said 'when you’re a star you can stick your thumb anywhere'
The Exploding donald Inevitable
trump's delivery and rhetoric
in republican garb
is like a truck bomb delivered vehicularly
his amonium nitrate
and peroxide mix
will blow the party perpendicularly
the crowds give donald a big hand - they should give him 2 and push him out
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