pfaЯaoh's fan boy

 

  

pfaЯaoh's fan boy

 

dadadЯumpf - pfaЯaoh putins latest fan boy - says Яegarding new sanctions and Яusnik expulsions for espionage - 'we will look into it - but we should get on with biggeЯ and betteЯ things in ouЯ lives - afteЯ all it might just be some 400 poundeЯ on a bed' (like dЯumpf when he's Яetaining wateЯ)

bowing and scraping

  

dr drumpf - "see my fingers really are big!"

 

 

drumpf's position on the rights of women to self determination on reproductive health and choice —

women who seek abortions should be subject to “some form of punishment” —

in other words - lets see some bowing and scraping before any dilation and curettage

 

the 40 more days of trumpmas

 

 

 

make america grape again

 

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

our days are down to just 36,

before our problems the don will fix,

he will on day one do what hes said - true,

he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

on the 35th day of trumpmas

yes just seven weeks remain!

will the polls and tallies deliver us

donald with his golden mane?

34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,

though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,

he wouldnt defend his master's string pulling,

to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?

just 33 days till the macho tornado,

unless its blown away by hurricane machado,

with women and voters he has so much to loose.

keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)

32 days and we’ve been hit by the big blowhard,

donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)

this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment

but if you want a job you could be donald’s campaign manager (unless youre a jew)

31 days, just a month, remains;

will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?

or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;

when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!

election comes this time (in 30 days) each 4 years,

time for praise and tears and fears;

as polls will open in many states,

vote early, please dont vote late!

down to 29, just a leap february,

and theres still the donald quite

contrary;

donald donald, how does your garden grow?

quoth the master debater, "with pretty maids groped in a row"

just 28 days - later or soon,

and the zombies will rise, led by the big goon;

unless everyone gets a reality inoculation,

i might have to move to canada for a well deserved vacation; 

now just 27, less than 4 weeks,

no time for you to say 'yikes!' or 'eeeks!'

obama wants to go to mars and colonize it for man,

lets send trump tomorrow! and colonize it for orangutan!

 

the new resampled "It's Not Unusual"

 

  

DON JONES

 

"It's Not Unusual"

 

It's not unusual to have skin that glows bright orange

It's not unusual to not care for the forlorn

but when you say you'll be president for everyone

It's not unusual to see me cry, oh I wanna' die

It's not unusual to be fooled by anyone

It's not impossible to vote for such a fool

but when you vote for the one who fooled you good

It's not unusual to see me cry,

oh I wanna' die

It's not unusual to be fooled by foreign harms

It's not impossible to fall in love with russian charms

but when I see you fawning after vlad the impaler

It's not unusual to see me cry,

oh I wanna' die

It's not unusual to go out like any fool

but when I see you out and about with no press pool

if they should ever want to know what crimes that you're up to,

It's not unusual you do it every day no matter what you say

you find it happens all the time

voters never do what you want them to

why can't these crazy states be mine

It's not unusual, to be #mad with anyone

t's not unusual, to be #sad with anyone

but if you ever tweet and then you've changed your mind

it's not unusual to find out that I'm confused by you

whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

 

 thanks to TOM JONES "It's Not Unusual" 1965 SONGWRITERS GORDON MILLS, LES (GB) REED

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-HdGnzYdFQ

donald, The new orange faced oligarch

 

 

 

donald, The orange faced oligarch

 

 donald, The orange faced oligarch

 

 

You know bush1, and bush2, and
reagan, and nixon,
gingrich, and ryan, and
kasich and christie,
fiorina and gilmore,
huckabee and bush,
and gilmore and carson,
and cruz and rubio,
santorum and paul,
But do you recall
The most famous republican of all?

 

donald, The orange faced oligarch
had a lot of shiny bling
and if you ever saw him
you would say that that's his thing

 

All of the other republicans
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor donald
play in the republican games.

 

Then once long before Christmas eve
breitbart came to say:
"donald with your bling so bright,
won't you guide our movement tonight?"

 

Then all the republicans loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
donald, The orange faced oligarch,
you'll go down in history!
 
thanks to Johnny Marks

the new improved 40 days of trumpmas

 

 

make america grape again

 

 

for 40 days the trumpeter reigns,

his lies and hate on whom he disdains,

but election day will come so soon,

we'll no longer hear the orange baboon;

1n 39 days full of world wide problems.

we could elect him to get rid of the muslims,

but as he'll rant on trivialities of his presidential life,

what could be worse? - you could be his wife;

in 38 days just what will you do?

the donald has said he likes lgbtq,

but as he bullies his women and all his men too,

if youre questioning, what stops him from bullying you?

in just 37 days, some people are saying,

(or pleading or hoping or some even praying)

the duke of prunes will dye his forelock purple my friend,

and thus make america grape again,

our days are down to just 36,

before our problems the don will fix,

he will on day one do what hes said - true,

he'll wall out our enemies - and fat women too!

on the 35th day of trumpmas

yes just seven weeks remain!

will the polls and tallies deliver us

donald with his golden mane?

34 days and the vice-pipers have piped,

though pence didnt say why donalds suit shouldnt be striped,

he wouldnt defend his master's string pulling,

to make america great? - who do they think they're fooling?

just 33 days till the macho tornado,

unless its blown away by hurricane machado,

with women and voters he has so much to loose.

keep your mouth shut donald (unless youre changing your shoes)

32 days and we’ve been hit by the big blowhard,

donald spoke here in fla (oh, we had a hurricane too)

this administration gives us playing the race card, a weak economy, and unemployment

but if you want a job you could be donald’s campaign manager (unless youre a jew)

31 days, just a month, remains;

will the donald say hes sorry, and his baser impulses restrain?

or keep blaming bill clinton for our moral demise;

when trump speaks to us, our NO votes must be our replies!

election comes this time (in 30 days) each 4 years,

time for praise and tears and fears;

as polls will open in many states,

vote early, please dont vote late!

down to 29, just a leap february,

and theres still the donald quite

contrary;

donald donald, how does your garden grow?

quoth the master debater, "with pretty maids groped in a row"

just 28 days - later or soon,

and the zombies will rise, led by the big goon;

unless everyone gets a reality inoculation,

i might have to move to canada for a well deserved vacation;

the sessions sessions

 

the sessions sessions - now playing - live - on a tv or radio near you 

the sessions sessions - now playing - live - on a tv or radio near you 

featuring - jefferson beauregard sessions - lead vocals

Sen. Tim Scott - bass

ted 'pablo' cruz, Richard Shelby and Susan Collins, and Attorney General Michael Mukasey, former Deputy Attorney General Larry Thompson and labor law expert Peter Kirsanow - backup vocals

Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley - vocal harmony

Sens. Dianne Feinstein, Patrick Leahy, and Lindsey Graham, and Georgia Rep. John Lewis, New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker and Louisiana Rep. Cedric Richmond - various percussion

Sen. Al Franken - rim-shots

setlist —

1 Introduced by fellow senators

2 Civil rights record

3 Tense back and forth with Franken over record

4 Muslim ban?

5 Contentious hearing

6 pledges to recuse himself from Clinton probes

7 Opposition from the left

8 Prosecutorial conduct and the Justice Department